Now if Only We Could Keep Pork Spending Out of the Health Care System...

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Now if Only We Could Keep Pork Spending Out of the Health Care System...
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You can tell he's making a swift recovery since he's already acting like his usual hammy self. - Matty Malaprop

Space Capsule

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Space Capsule
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Because interstellar exploration should never feel like a headache. - Matty Malaprop

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This One Clearly Isn't Made by J.J. Abrams...

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This One Clearly Isn't Made by J.J. Abrams...
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I mean, it would need AT LEAST a dozen more lens flares to even pass as a worthwhile Abrams facsimile. - Matty Malaprop

I'VE SAID TOO MUCH

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I'VE SAID TOO MUCH
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This. This right here. This is my life every damn day of the week. I am not a proud man. - Matty Malaprop

Puns N' Roses

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Puns N' Roses
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The only difference is that sweet chai is actually good, which is more than can be said of GnR... - Matty Malaprop

Ace of Basic Mathematics

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Ace of Basic Mathematics
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♪ I, I got a new TI83 / You would hardly recognize all of my graphs / How could a person like me stand to do / (my) my homework on paper / it's just not the medium for me / Ooooo, tech stuff, tech stuff ♪ - Matty Malaprop