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By xyzpdq1
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They didn't manage to off their first victim, though they did leave him visibly shaken afterward. - Matty Malaprop

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Here's hoping the information provided here helps to stave off redundant questions about the meeting's date and time... - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1 (Via: Joseph Birdsong)
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He may be able to see now at least, but he'll still never overcome the social astigmatism attached to flip-phones in this day and age. - Matty Malaprop