Everyone Serves a Porpoise

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To be fair, it's roughly a million times better than serving a tyrannical cuttlefish. - Matty Malaprop

AvocaDO WANT!

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It's a great snack to take with you on all guacs of life! - Matty Malaprop

That Compliment Was Camouflaged Too

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Strange though, I didn't think camouflage was precisely a "skill" that needed practicing... - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Let's Just Hope You're Resourceful in Your Devotion

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I'm also pretty into renewable energy, but my activist days are over. All that shouting and preaching left me terribly winded. - Matty Malaprop

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