Owl Bee Seeing You

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i will,Owl,similar sounding,literalism,coffee,shape,shoop
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And hopefully sooner than later! The time I've spent with you has been a hoot! - Matty Malaprop

And Here I Thought We Were Gonna Strip Nickelback of Their 'Worst Band' Title

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band,better,comparison,FAIL,meme,möbius strip,nickelback,still
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So here's the thing. This is a möbius strip. This is a Mobius Band. DON'T GET IT TWISTED (LOL LIKE A MOBIUS STRIP IS) GUYS! - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT Optimistic Amputee

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double meaning,half arm,ICWUDT,literalism,pointing,sign,waxing
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... unless of course you're not an amputee, in which case I feel like a big jerk and I'm sorry and I'm going to go kill myself now. - Matty Malaprop

Because Depth Perception Has Never Been My Forté

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bread,double meaning,length,literalism,long,short,shortbread
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So what falls in the realm of "medium-length bread" then? A nice focaccia? - Matty Malaprop