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6) If you have a German friend who thinks Scandinavian dudes are super hot, then she's really into Men-Thors. - Matty Malaprop

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Dear Athetits, if God doesn't exist, how me a horse learned computer hacking? - Matty Malaprop

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So it's kind of like conveyor belt sushi but with a less appealing schtick? I guess I'm okay with that...

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Punmaster Jacques D. says: "Meat a new comedy duo as they put their beans together, kick the peanut around, and stew on some new material."

I couldn't have put it any better myself, Jacques D. So thanks for letting me not have to! - Matty Malaprop

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