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Genetics: The only area where skinny jeans can simultaneously be mom jeans without causing a scene. - Matty Malaprop

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Say what you will about the OS itself, but let me be the first to say that the Blue Screen of Death does WONDERS keeping the bugs out of your apartment. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm still holding out hope for a movie featuring Sasha Sepia, myself. - Matty Malaprop