Sonic Resents That Remark

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Sonic Resents That Remark
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Don't let the haters bring you down, hedge-bro. Just walk on by and tell 'em they gotta go fast if they want to jack your swag, or something. #WHATAMIEVENSAYING - Matty Malaprop

Jacket Off

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Jacket Off
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Woah woah woah! We here in the very LGBT-friendly city of Seattle far prefer the term fabulousjackets, thank you very much! - Matty Malaprop

So That's How it Works!

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So That's How it Works!
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You can take this one of two ways in my mind: The wizard is either remotely magically installing software for some wayward housewife living in rural Indiana (don't ask), or the wizard is grappling with a full-on existential crisis as he realizes his magic is too weak to install software and thus pales in comparison to the magic of the digital wizard living inside of his computer. Either way, lol? - Matty Malaprop

I Just Don't Think Mr. T is Cut Out for the Food Service Industry

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I Just Don't Think Mr. T is Cut Out for the Food Service Industry
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If they'd only fixed the spacing and alignment on that ad, they wouldn't be having this problem right now. - Matty Malaprop