And This is Why I Never Enjoyed Friends

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Creepy old women in one-piece swimsuits are creepy old women in one-piece swimsuits, and nothing changes and/or redeems that fact at the end of the day. - Matty Malaprop

Ugh, Beer Snobs

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They always get so upset when their booze comes to them in a Ballet! I've always preferred my swill on Flamenco, but at least I know how to compromise! - Matty Malaprop

Further Proof That the Mustache Makes the Man

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Without the mustache, Swan Ronson would be little more than Swan Bacon to his above inspiration. - Matty Malaprop

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