Doesn't Seem Like it Could Hold Much Treasure...

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It's really more a cubby if you ask me... maybe it's just meant to store his pirate track jacket? - Matty Malaprop

NHOT Having a Giraffe

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But seriously, what the hell pun were you trying to make with the word giraffe, OP? - Matty Malaprop

Only in America...

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... because the South is waaaaaaaaaay behind on adopting modern recycling practices. - Matty Malaprop