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Whether in the bathroom or in life in general, courtesy is always king (-high, or Ace high in the most ideal of circumstances). - Matty Malaprop

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And as your resident male punmaster, I hereby absolve myself from knowing what pumps actually look like, so my above title maintains both its integrity and its alliteration. - Matty Malaprop

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Oh, wait, did I say "sage advice?" I meant "3OH!3 is one of the worst bands ever." My mistake. - Matty Malaprop

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They call her Antoinette Montana. I suggest you do not f*ck with her. - Matty Malaprop

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But I guess maybe his Hollywooden rickshaw is more fuel efficient? - Matty Malaprop

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