Animal Crossing is the Gift That Keeps on Giving

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sea anemone,puns,animal crossing,funny
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Cowmooflage

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puns,camouflage,funny,cows
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Like What?

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clocks,old people,puns,repetition,torture
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It Tastes Even Better With a Splash of Crochetershire Sauce!

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crochet,double meaning,literalism,pork,pulled,pulled pork sandwich,sandwich
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The restaurant that sells these is such a great little place! It's owned and operated entirely by the sweetest tight-knit family you can imagine. - Matty Malaprop

Meowster Chief

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halo,hello kitty,master chief,puns,video games
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That blows

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balloon,insult,mean,name calling,needle,pop,popped,prick
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Further Proof That the Mustache Makes the Man

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Hall of Fame,letters,literalism,name,Nick Offerman,parks and recreation,ron swanson,swan,switch
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Without the mustache, Swan Ronson would be little more than Swan Bacon to his above inspiration. - Matty Malaprop