Just Following Instructions

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Just Following Instructions
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Your son may not be able to think creatively, but at least you know he can understand basic instructions. - Matty Malaprop

What is This I Don't Even...

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What is This I Don't Even...
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Ohhhhhhhh so that's like a rules hound I guess? Well I regret to inform these coiffed canines that THERE ARE NO RULES IN NOM. - Matty Malaprop

Man, The Spotlight Does Not Do Him Any Favors

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Man, The Spotlight Does Not Do Him Any Favors
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And here I thought Weird Al was the one who was supposed to be white and nerdy... - Matty Malaprop

So I'm Cuttlefish and Horseradish?

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So I'm Cuttlefish and Horseradish?
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In all fairness to myself (because I'm clearly the most important person here), you really haven't lived until you've tried my Cuttlefish-horseradish scramble! - Matty Malaprop