I Never Wood-a Guessed

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clog,clogged,clogs,double meaning,homophone,literalism,sink,think
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Browsing Wikipedia for ~~inspiration~~ for my writeup for this post, I learned that there are many different types of clogs. Traditional clogs, clog sandals, clog boots (!), wedding clogs (!!), low heel clogs, and a giant four-meter long clog in Enter, Netherlands. This information didn't help me write a joke though... all it did was clog my brain with even more useless information.

... I'm going to go cry myself to sleep for having just cracked that one. I'm so sorry, everyone. - Matty Malaprop

People Totally Lost Their Heads When It First Came Out

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charles dickens,dance,dance dance revolution,france,la carmagnole,literalism,rhyming,similar sounding,video game
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Remember that part in "A Tale of Two Cities" where there's the fire and the wheel and the revolutionaries dancing to "La Carmagnole?" Yeah, it's kinda like that. - Matty Malaprop

Happy Belated Pot Day!

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420,day,double meaning,facebook,literalism,pot,pot day,tame
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What, you were expecting more weed/Hitler jokes? - Matty Malaprop

I Love the Way This Joke Seals the Deal

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comparison,Hall of Fame,literalism,odd,otter,seal,similar sounding
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Well sure, this pun is a bit of a stretch, but it's funny enough that I find that to be mostly irrelephant(seal). - Matty Malaprop

A Dessert Diverged in the Wood...

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cliché,double meaning,fork,fork in the road,literalism
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... and I left it right where it was because ewwwwwwwwwww road food. - Matty Malaprop

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