Ackbar Always Gets Caught With His Pants Down

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Ackbar Always Gets Caught With His Pants Down
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Yep, that's definitely a bomb you don't want to be around at the time of detonation. - Matty Malaprop

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He's Constantly Sprucing Up His Social Life

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He's Constantly Sprucing Up His Social Life
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It's like what Aristotle describes... you can have thousands of acquaintances, but true friends can only come in ones, twos or trees. - Matty Malaprop