I'VE SAID TOO MUCH

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I'VE SAID TOO MUCH
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This. This right here. This is my life every damn day of the week. I am not a proud man. - Matty Malaprop

Like My Status if You Like These Posts

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Like My Status if You Like These Posts
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It's not the derivatives that get you, but rather the sudden STOP sine at the end. - Matty Malaprop

Acute geometry pun

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Acute geometry pun
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If geometry isn't your area, you might get in a right tangle with this one.

SMP CLASSIC: Looks Like We've Got a Runner

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SMP CLASSIC: Looks Like We've Got a Runner
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See? It's funny because strawberries produce runners and that is also a term that can be applied to people who flee police pursuit LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #OkayThat'sNotReallyVeryFunnyAtAll - Matty Malaprop

Being a Christian Didn't Hurt Your Case Either

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Being a Christian Didn't Hurt Your Case Either
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Just stay away from that lighting guy and I'm sure your probation will go swimmingly. - Matty Malaprop