What a Trashy Response

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What a Trashy Response
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Life is trash. I refuse to keep tolerating all the garbage that gets tossed my way day in and day out. - Matty Malaprop

The Dark Side of a Lemon Drop

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The Dark Side of a Lemon Drop
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Think about this the next time you ask for a refreshing beverage! - Matty Malaprop

Have a Cup of Courage!

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Have a Cup of Courage!
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Side effects may include: cowardice, canine DNA and fleas. - Matty Malaprop

Wait, How Did We Get Talking About Colors?

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Wait, How Did We Get Talking About Colors?
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... and also wouldn't it be "ARRRRange?" Ugh, some punsters' children... - Matty Malaprop