Anyone know which zoo this sign comes from? I want to go to that punny playground... - Matty Malaprop
I'mma just say it: Johann Sebastian Jackson still sounds WAY BETTER than freakin' Jermajesty Jackson. - Matty Malaprop
Who's the Turkey now, you crazy bovine? - Matty Malaprop
It'd probably still be waaaaaaaaaaay better than Episode III, to be honest. - Matty Malaprop
I'm not trying to be judgmental, but rave culture really just isn't my scene. After one bad brush with some XO, I told myself I'd go raven nevermore. - Matty Malaprop
Fitting that one should tattoo that constitutional right on one's guns, eh? - Matty Malaprop
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