I have nothing against the mentally insane, but I really don't think there's a chance in hell that he and I could ever be fronds. - Matty Malaprop
No, E. L. James, I do NOT ever ever ever want to lick your lollipop. - Matty Malaprop
No, seriously, it costs the U.S. money to make pennies.
... so that obviously means we all need to go crazy right this instant, right? - Matty Malaprop
A logical posthumous role for the world's favorite actor-cum-president to take, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
That's so Pundit Kitchen.
Were it not for its abysmal soundtrack, I would TOTALLY watch this show. - Matty Malaprop
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