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Yo Dawg, I heard you like blind dates so I set you up on a blind date with a blind date so you can date a date while you blind date! - Matty Malaprop

shoop obama celine dion similar sounding all by myself - 7031328000
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Let's hope Michelle never leaves him, lest we have to brave this sight every day. - Matty Malaprop