Party.coli's in the petri dish tonight. - Matty Malaprop

Once enemies, now friends, and soon to be embroiled in an intergalactic chromance. - Matty Malaprop

I have a confession to make, everyone; my infinite neuroses and perpetual state of nervousness have branded me a lifelong nail biter. The only upside: I'll never have to worry about circuit-breaking a nail. - Matty Malaprop

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Looks like somebody walked into that pun so hard they got straight-up Fort Knoxed out. - Matty Malaprop