This. This right here. This is my life every damn day of the week. I am not a proud man. - Matty Malaprop
It's not the derivatives that get you, but rather the sudden STOP sine at the end. - Matty Malaprop
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See? It's funny because strawberries produce runners and that is also a term that can be applied to people who flee police pursuit LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #OkayThat'sNotReallyVeryFunnyAtAll - Matty Malaprop
Just stay away from that lighting guy and I'm sure your probation will go swimmingly. - Matty Malaprop
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