food

The great thing about being in a relationship is that you're free to be your totally unconstrained weird self around your significant other. This guy shared a text message thread he received late at night from his girlfriend who got a batch of absurdly large grapes and decided to compare them to random things around the house "for scale."

We love a good cursed food pic, but sometimes you need a little humor mixed in with your cringe. That's where the Instagram account @boyswhocancook comes in. They're pumping out the perfect mix of abhorrent culinary disasters and hilarious food memes, so depending on your mood you'll either wretch in horror or chuckle at McChickens. Here's a selection of their latest and greatest posts, but we urge you to give 'em a follow so you're never left wanting. 

Whether you're a complete sh*t chef or you actually know what you're doing in the kitchen, we think you're going to like these memes. And if you want to skip the cooking process and jump straight to the food, click here!

It's February and there are literally people already trying to work on their summer bods. Well, we're here to tell you that that's insane, and you should rock whatever you've got. Besides, life is too short not to eat that delicious food right in front of you. 

Here are some more gym memes for the gym rats reading this!

First they released the Popeye's clothing line, and we did not speak out. Then they released the KFC Crocs, and we did not speak out. Supreme just announced an incredibly cringeworthy Oreo collaboration, and we are definitely speaking out. 

Cult Streetwear giants Supreme announced the collaboration yesterday and people are roasting the branded cookies to no end. While it's easy to joke about the red Oreos costing hundreds of dollars, a package of three will run a dumb skater a mere $8. This seems reasonable until you realize this sum can also buy you a shot and a beer down the street from their Williamsburg, Brooklyn store. If you want the cookies, you'll have to line up with other Supreme enthusiasts on February 20th. We'd rather stay inside and enjoy all the jokes people are cracking on Twitter. 

The real world is a very, very scary place. And the internet, while it occasionally provides respite from the horrors of reality, is often way worse than you can imagine. These cursed images will leave you disgusted and puzzled. The cringe pics in this gallery? Disturbing and mind-boggling. So why can't we look away? Perhaps it's a bit like anthropology. Maybe it's because we need to feel like relatively normal members of society. Whatever the reason, you're probably not going to be hungry any time soon. 

If you want more of these terrifically horrible photos, you can catch our other installments here and here. 

Whether you're a server, bartender, or line cook, we're betting that you'll find these memes very relatable. Restaurant work is tough, and anyone who claims it's easy has obviously never had to work a busy shift with 500 Karen-type patrons. 

And you're in luck, cause we have even more service industry content here!

In the age of Postmates, Seamless, and Uber Eats, it's okay to be a sh*t chef. Realistically, we can't all have master cooking skills after all. This Twitter meme has people making fun of their own lack of kitchen chops, and we're here for it.

There are two types of people in this world: a.) those who look forward to every meal (probably to an unhealthy extent), and b.) the weirdos who couldn't care less about what they're eating. We definitely identify with the former, and if you do too then we think you'll enjoy these memes.

It's certainly a (potentially true) stereotype that the Millennial generation hates cooking and loves ordering Postmates every night, but for those of us who do enjoy an exotic cooking excursion, these Tumblr posts (and these memes) really hit home.

And if you're someone who can't stand cooking, let our friends at eBaum's World help you out.

Practically any time people start posting near-thirst trap photos of themselves on the internet in droves, they have to expect that the rest of us are going to roast the absolute crap out of them. This particular Twitter meme makes fun of people doing just that, next to an image of the food they cooked and the caption, "The Cooking, The Face." 

Now bring on the roasting, no pun intended.

False advertising is never cool, but there's something about false food advertising that kinda next-level stings. Looking forward to a pizza and then discovering it lacks cheese or boasts just one circle of pepperoni is practically devastating. There's even a subreddit dedicated to this kind of betrayal. On r/foodscam you'll find tragic lies involving pizza, sandwiches, and even "crookies" - cookies that are woefully misrepresented in their packaging. We've put together some of the more horrifying crimes against consumers from the subreddit, but there's loads more where these come from. 

It's no secret that the internet goes insane for chicken nuggets, or as many affectionately refer to them, "chicky nuggies." We all can recall the days when our moms would give in and get us McDonald's chicken nuggets for dinner, foregoing cooking a meal with any sort of nutritional value.

If you've missing Mr. Meme of Stonks and surreal meme fame, you're in luck! The smooth-faced character is back in these amusing "Shef" memes that roast people for thinking they can cook when they're basically only capable of typing numbers on a microwave. While we totally understand being too tired or even just hating cooking, these memes elicited a few hearty chuckles from our weary bodies.