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... the presidency after he left office. And here you thought I was going to say something racist. JOKE'S ON YOU! - Matty Malaprop

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The part dear Mr. Fry omits is where Vader gets catty and tells Luke he'll give him his presents early if he can give him a hand getting them out of the closet. HEYO! - Matty Malaprop

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The secret to successful relationships is always holding yourself with the utmost confidence. - Matty Malaprop

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Worry not, they'll head into hibernation soon enough! - Matty Malaprop

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After seeing how badly Simon Kinberg and Zak Penn followed his scripts for "X-Men" and "X-2," I think Haytred is a totally justifiable feeling for poor David. - Matty Malaprop

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