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I've heard good things, but I worry this particular piece won't conform to my disCERNing literary taste. - Matty Malaprop

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They were just too worried about passengers blacking out in fear, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

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... but doesn't that just make him Squanto? - Matty Malaprop

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A penny? Seriously? Abe might have been an honest dude, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a stinkin' cheapskate. - Matty Malaprop

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It's this kind of behavior that branded them asses to begin with! - Matty Malaprop

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