Or we would, if that bastard Bison didn't keep crashing our parties... - Matty Malaprop
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The day I eat mushrooms for breakfast is the day I stop feeling like they have the same texture as pencil erasers. Which is to say NEVER. - Matty Malaprop
David Caruso, meet My Little Pony. My Little Pony, meet David Caruso. I think you're all going to get along splendidly. - Matty Malaprop
If you were, you'd be dissolving right now.
Color me about as confused as humanly possible re: this one. Anyone care to illuminate it for me? - Matty Malaprop
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