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He's always been a firm advocate for hugs, not drugs, but that isn't as simple as it sounds given how hard it is for an incorporeal form to hug a corporeal one... - Matty Malaprop

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Dude Tries to Complain About a Terrible Sandwich on Twitter, Ends Up With an Awesome Lyrical Pun Battle Instead

Tom Dodds tweeted at British fast food chain Pret a Manger to complain about a less than stellar sandwich he was served and got more than just good customer service in response.

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Seems to me like Arnold will never get around to terminating his connection to Vista at this rate... - Matty Malaprop

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No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop