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On a scale of dankalicious to extremely stupid, these memes are all over the spectrum. A perfect range of humor for those in desperate need of a quick and easy distraction. If you're starting to feel fatigued by the day's mundane tasks, this is your time to procrastinate with some funny content. You deserve it.

Happy Monday, y'all! To combat the bad energy and depression, we've put together an enticing array of dog memes. While they may not help you for an extended period of time, we're hoping that the warm and fuzziness of these canine friends will at least put a smile on your face for a little while.

We know. This title belongs in r/brandnewsentence. But today's weirdest news comes courtesy of Johnny Rotten, the frontman of legendary punk band the Sex Pistols. It seems the 64 year old had befriended some neighborhood squirrels and welcomed the critters into his Venice Beach home. Unfortunately, their thank you was a lot less wholesome than his fostering attempt. "I looked down there this morning at my willy and there's a f–ing flea bite on it," Rotten explained to the UK's Daily Star. "The bites, wow, last night was murder because of it. The itching too. It's such a poxy thing to get caught out on.The only way around it, because I'm not going to blame the poor little squirrels, is to Vaseline my legs." "I just hope they don't get the wrong idea," he continued. 

The experience sounds dreadful - and people on Twitter are absolutely roasting the singer's itchy experience. Johnny Rotten's outspoken support for Donald Trump and MAGA have already been under fire for being completely antithetical to his punk past - and it seems that fans that have turned their back on him are relishing the opportunity to mock his misfortune. However you feel about this bizarre story, it's definitely proof that 2020 has a lot more tricks up its sleeve.

Winter is coming and we all know what that means...seasonal depression! We're gonna need all the warmth we can get, and one easy way to absorb those much needed good vibes is through wholesome images and stories about people being compassionate to others. We've got just the batch of feel-good content to warm you up inside as the days grow darker. If you're in the mood for even more wholesome goodness, we're one step ahead of you.

It's time for a big dose of serotonin in the form of absolutely precious animal videos. @animalsdoingthings is one of those memelords who must really love their job. They get to look at submissions of animals being awesome all day. Well we're certainly not complaining, because we could have easily just watched every video on the account! There's some really cute stuff in this collection we put together, like a duckling wearing a flower as a hat, a skateboarding birdie, and a dog breaking into a fridge, just to name a few. Make sure to check out @AnimalsDoingThings on Instagram for more amazing animal content. 

Everyone loves cute animal memes, but today we decided to show the extinct animals some love. So whether you're a nerd for evolutionary biology, or you just thinks dinosaurs are cool as hell, we think you'll enjoy these memes as much as we do. Darwin would be proud. 

Check out this gallery of strictly dinosaur memes while you're at it!

Looking for some funny non-political content to help distract you from the overwhelming 24-hour news cycle? How about a giant dump of stupidly adorable animal memes? Doggos have no clue who's president and they don't care to know either. They just want snacks and naps. This is a pretty enviable lifestyle if you ask us. Take a break from Twitter for a minute to enjoy some 100% wholesome content.

Taxidermy is an interesting art. On one hand, it's a touching way to immortalize dead pets or (yikes) hunting accomplishments you're proud of. On the other, it's a freakish way to absolutely destroy the sacred memory of a living thing. These examples of taxidermy definitely fall into the latter category, even if the sentiment was real. These ill-executed displays of animal immortalization are at their best entertaining, and at their worst? Positively cringeworthy. Enjoy. 

We've got a good gaggle of hilarious bird memes and pictures for fans of our feathered friends. We're all about doggo memes and cute cats as much as the next animal-lover, but goofy little birbs are a bit under-appreciated in the meme-o-sphere if you ask us. If these memes quacked you up and you can't get enough, we've got even more bird memes here. 

Sure, life feels like one continuous shitshow with momentary lapses of joy, but that's why we gotta treat ourselves to those feel-good memes once in a while. Maybe the more painfully relatable memes about the darkness of humanity tend to be funnier, but now it's time to take off the nihilism hat and tap into your sentimental side. Get all warm and fuzzy with this wholesome batch of memes.

Have you heard about the hot new diet trend of 2020? It's really easy. All you have to do is wake up at 2pm, have a good cry, chug some water, then laugh out loud at an endless scroll of stupid memes until dinner time. Just kidding, please don't do that. Self care is important in these trying times. But getting some laughs in between meals is good for the soul and digestion. That's why we always provide the best memes for your consumption. 

We're big fans of memes that are pure nonsensical expressions of their medium rather than image macros simply used to make a point. Don't get it twisted, we love memes of all shapes and sizes, but there's a special place in our hearts for the extra absurd memer's memes. Sometimes the stupidest memes tend to best reflect the chaos inside of us all. 

As long as this complete sh*tshow continues, we're going to make a point to keep bringing you wholesome, uplifting content. Even if you don't think you need it, you do. Scroll down for a little something to make you smile - trust us, it's worth it.

Warning: don't browse through these memes and pics if you don't want your perceptions about life to be completely turned upside-down.

Memes are way more than just a cheap distraction. Memes can uplift the spirit. Memes are like a busted fire-hydrant you find after walking five miles on the hottest day of the summer. Memes are like that leftover sandwich you just remembered after whining about having no food in the fridge. Memes are like your favorite song randomly coming on when you're shopping for toilet paper at the supermarket. Life would be a bummer without memes.