Science jokes, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy!! - Matty Malaprop
You're a mmmonster! Tony the Tiger was a good man. A GOOD MAN, DAMNIT! - Matty Malaprop
I see what you did there, crafty cucumber (zucchini?) carver. - Matty Malaprop
Seriously though, if you tell me about a party that you're throwing, and then proceed to not invite me, I'll be tempted to say that our friendship is dolphinished. - Matty Malaprop
I've heard it's a pretty rigorous exam. Maybe you should try getting a tutor. I know this guy in Paris; he'll let you into his study zone if you ask nicely! - Matty Malaprop
As opposed to the X Well, which has a very strange top-end opening that quite frankly is not efficient in anyway seeing as it can't even accommodate a bucket of water or anything. - Matty Malaprop
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