toe,literalism,mistletoe,suffix
By Unknown
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I saw mommy kissing... WAIT A SECOND OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FOOT????? - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,gay,gay pride,Hall of Fame,iconography,lion,lions,pride
By Unknown
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Does anyone know if the mustachio'd gent on the right is single? Because it's been a while since I've been on a date... - Matty Malaprop

By Sarina
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First he conquered plant puns, and now he's really living a life aquatic by the sound of things. - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation,ap style,con,con man,conn,Connecticut,double meaning,literalism,misinterpretation
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Except who am I even kidding? I worked for a newspaper for long enough to know that staff writers ALMOST NEVER write headlines. Mostly because they suck at it, but also because editors are way too control-freakish to allow that sort of thing. #SpeakingFromExperience - Matty Malaprop

idiom,honey,literalism,home
By tonis (Via: Brainless Tales)
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I guess mine doesn't have quite the same ring to it... - Matty Malaprop

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