double meaning idiom literalism on on a roll roll - 6344308224
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I mean, I know I'm nitpicking here, but seriously. THIS PUN WOULD BE SO MUCH FUNNIER FOR ME IF ONLY I KNEW WHAT KIND OF ROLL YOU WERE LITERALLY ON LADY! - Matty Malaprop

question there here cliché double meaning are we there yet - 7114322944
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I don't know about the rest of you, but my parents always had a knack for predicting arrival times at places to a T. - Matty Malaprop

body pillow daki-makura do not want double meaning excuse food literalism stuffed - 5817079296
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She's always spewing out excuses, and all of them are fluff. - Matty Malaprop