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By Unknown
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I herd about an opening at another ranch, but I'm having a hard time finding the motivation to apply. Chock it up to melancollie, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

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By Kevin Bacon
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Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Maybe we just need to plan(k) a fun thing to do today. Establish some blueprints for the day, you know? It could beam fun! - Matty Malaprop

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By LOLdogexpert (Via: Shirts Hovel)
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Which is to say they are all massively insignificant. - Matty Malaprop

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By suemax
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I admire the device's porktability, but its signal strength is often just the absolute bratwurst! - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Is this some weird pseudo-Buddhist parable? IS THE INVISIBLE THYME A METAPHOR OF DAS NICHTS? I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW! - Matty Malaprop