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Unsurprisingly, the student in question was denied permission to relieve herself. The correct response was "puis-je utiliser les toilettes?" - Matty Malaprop

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Hive half a mind to contest this statement, but I can't deny the love I feel whenever I look into my honey's eyes. - Matty Malaprop

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At my last job, I sword of fantasized about getting attacked at my desk on more or less a daily basis. That's probably not a good thing, is it? Maybe I was just trying to shield myself from the horrors of data entry with dark, violent daydreams. - Matty Malaprop

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... because last I checked, I could have sworn the expulsion of excrement was a subtraction from a being... - Matty Malaprop