Canada,canadian,double meaning,literalism,Music,rock
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Eat your heart out, Neil Young! You may be a rocker, but you ain't no rock! - Matty Malaprop

Command,force,Hall of Fame,iphone 4s,luke skywalker,quote,siri,star wars,use the force,yoda
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Who is your father, iKnow. And about your force powers, iMconfident. - Matty Malaprop

cash,cold,cold cash,double meaning,fridge,idiom,literalism,refrigerator
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I mean, it makes sense to keep such a quantity of bills in the fridge though. After all, no one ever wants their assets to be frozen. - Matty Malaprop

elton john,literalism,lyrics,misinterpretation,similar sounding,tiny dancer,tony danza
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Don't worry, Elton. There's no doubt in my mind that he'll lay you down in sheets of linen... - Matty Malaprop

five,hi,high,high five,literalism,recursion
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It's a five saying hi with its hand in the air preparing for a high five... Fiveception? - Matty Malaprop

bread,cliché,double meaning,horse,in,inbred,literalism
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Oh wait, white bread actually isn't very good for you at all... SORRY INWHITEBREAD HORSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG NOW :((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop

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