Continental Breakfast

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Continental Breakfast
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If you squint and look the other way, then yes, I suppose it is. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Billy 'The Rodent' Corgan

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SMP CLASSIC: Billy 'The Rodent' Corgan
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This is in my mind perhaps the most poignant lyric ever penned by Billy, mostly because he manages to solidify himself each and every year as one of the music world's foremost vermin. - Matty Malaprop

The Only Kind That Doesn't Kill the Vibe

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The Only Kind That Doesn't Kill the Vibe
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Though I suppose a stopped bottle of wine is a bit less inviting than an unstopped one... - Matty Malaprop

The Greatest is the Nile, DUH!

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The Greatest is the Nile, DUH!
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I Missouri the days when the truly astonishing things in life were real, and not just hinted at in streams and runoffs. - Matty Malaprop

But What if She Does?

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But What if She Does?
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And really, isn't her need to be noticed kind of your fault, mama centaur? After all, you're the one who bought her that slinky, totally-not-age-appropriate pink top! - Matty Malaprop