Damn gurl, what did Zach do to you to incur such ice-cold wrath? - Matty Malaprop
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Sometimes I post ridiculous reframes on this site because my brain is running on Cruz control. - Matty Malaprop
... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop
You know, if it is just a speech impediment, he can always Iago to therapy for that sort of thing, so success all around! - Matty Malaprop
This is why I try to keep my material possessions to a minimum. Sentimentality and attachment are clearly just mules' games. - Matty Malaprop
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