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Listen, I'mma be honest here; if having a moral opposition to long-distance running is wrong, then I never ever want to be right. - Matty Malaprop

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Well, his closed-door policy on fairly relevant/important information always did make things difficult for Harry... - Matty Malaprop

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Sorry, Mario, but the princess is in another fruit bowl. - Matty Malaprop

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On the job, they're fearless, calculating tactical masterminds. Off the job, they're snuggly wuggly adorable sea critters that I just want to shower with cuddles! - Matty Malaprop

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