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The worst of it is that Top-Hat will never be avenged, because No-One doctored all the evidence pertaining to the crime scene! - Matty Malaprop

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No, seriously, that's the third time in three years that I've fallen into a canyon river because my stupid stoner friends took my creys for help to be puns. Eff that noise, namsayin'? - Matty Malaprop

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It's the only kind of sandwich my ex would ever make me. And people wonder why I'm single... - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, sure, shameless repackaging of recently-featured content. But koalas!! - Matty Malaprop

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