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16 Dirty Times Tinder Lived Up To Its Terribly Senseless And Immature Reputation

Good 'ol Tinder, never failing to keep things nice and raunchy. The most predictable part of the app is that at least someone's going to walk away from it vaguely uncomfortable. You never know who's lurking behind that next right swipe. 

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By milknud (Via Milknud)
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They make him look elephancy, if you ask me! - Matty Malaprop

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Via Reddit
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It may not help you get swole, but at least you'll be a lard-ass who is always wrinkle-free! - Matty Malaprop

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By James (Via Slashdot)
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Is it just me, or didn't most classical musicians seem awfully metrosexual for their eras? - Matty Malaprop

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By rheems
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Wait a second... if you replace every word in the worst pop songs with food words, the music automatically becomes 50 percent more listenable and 150 percent tastier! SOMEBODY PUT ME ON THE PHONE WITH UMG! - Matty Malaprop

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I think I would have enjoyed this story a bit more if I hadn't been completely sauced when I read it. - Matty Malaprop