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And if You're An Asian Jew, You Shouldn't Take the Jackie Chan Out Either

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By Unknown
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Celebrate the start of Hanukkah here!

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Incoming Pokebooks

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http://andrewq.tumblr.com/post/1530983300/incoming-pokebooks

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You Can Find it in a Club Near You

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Via: The American Kid
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No, E. L. James, I do NOT ever ever ever want to lick your lollipop. - Matty Malaprop

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Just Be Ready With a Riposte and You'll Be Fine

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If you're quick, you'll be able to catch him when he's not en garde! - Matty Malaprop

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The Saddest Vegetable in Existence

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Via: Endless Origami
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So basically just Billy Corgan? - Matty Malaprop

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The Nerve of That Wench!

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So now you're one of the Knights Who Say Greed, eh? - Matty Malaprop

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This Joke is a Hoot

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I'm talon you, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks! - Matty Malaprop

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