band better comparison FAIL meme möbius strip nickelback still - 6525281536
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So here's the thing. This is a möbius strip. This is a Mobius Band. DON'T GET IT TWISTED (LOL LIKE A MOBIUS STRIP IS) GUYS! - Matty Malaprop

contacts eye literalism advice lost - 7114649600
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Isn't it always just the worst that such moments of clarity and realization always occur AFTER the fact? - Matty Malaprop

halloween therapy variations on a theme literalism group - 6699000576
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The purpose of such therapy, of course, is to help these sad souls Halloween their way back into society. - Matty Malaprop

capital capital punishment caps lock double meaning literalism punishment - 5443104768
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It's cruel, sure, but it's still not the harshest sentence. That would be Helvetica Punishment. - Matty Malaprop

homophone literalism oh well well - 5908640768
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As opposed to the X Well, which has a very strange top-end opening that quite frankly is not efficient in anyway seeing as it can't even accommodate a bucket of water or anything. - Matty Malaprop

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'Send Nudes' Reaches Full Potential, Escalates Into All Out War of Puns

People across the vast expanse of the interwebs are Facebook messaging "send nudes" puns to specific accounts, and posting the resulting screenshots. Online collaboration at its very finest, huh?

War of puns about the phrase 'SEND NUDES' and it goes all out.
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