If he seems mopey when you find him, don't worry too much about it. He's always been Kind of Blue. - Matty Malaprop

Revel in your 15 minutes while you can, patchy. It won't be long before it blows right on over. - Matty Malaprop

I bet this particular gentlemen knows exactly how to make a quick buck. - Matty Malaprop

Let's just hope he learns to stay down before his owner's brother comes over to meet him, lest we risk seeing yet another fall of Troy. - Matty Malaprop

Honestly, I've seen so many Rage Comics in my life at this point that I'm completely un-Fey-zed by this one. - Matty Malaprop

It's in the Bible, folks, so it has to be true. - Matty Malaprop