Katy Perry With a Fan

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Katy Perry With a Fan
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Those eyes... those horrible eyes... probably don't like the feeling of blowing air smashing against them at point blank...?????? - Matty Malaprop

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ICWUDT, Draw Something Player

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ICWUDT, Draw Something Player
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So this one time I was drunkenly trying to Draw Something and my word was Shaq and all I could muster was a long stick figure and I couldn't even draw a circle correctly for his head so I blurred it out and then erased it and then screwed it up again and then dropped my phone so I just obscured the whole image with the word Kazaam. What I'm trying to say is: I'm really, really bad at Draw Something. - Matty Malaprop

Posting This One Just For the Eleph-it!

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Posting This One Just For the Eleph-it!
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Yeah yeah old joke is old yeah yadda BUT COME ON GUYS IT'S A BLUE ELEPHANT-BLOB-THING FLOATING WITH A BALLOON!!!! - Matty Malaprop

I'm Done Horsing Around!

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I'm Done Horsing Around! View Fullscreen
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Hay now man, just calm down. We both know no good ever comes from being on the lamb from the law. - Matty Malaprop

(yes yes I know it's lam but BAD JOKES ABOUT BARNS AND STUFF LEAVE ME ALONE)