kimono komodo dragon lolwut similar sounding misinterpretation - 6878098688
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I don't know, maybe a basic understanding of the difference between a komodo and a kimono? - Matty Malaprop

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Seriously, all that involuntary movement can't be good for their sirloins... - Matty Malaprop

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I fail to see why this qualified as a remarkable event in the eyes of so many astrophysicists, but whatever. - Matty Malaprop

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It just makes so much sense. And Derpy Hooves can even play Steve Tyler for that inevitable rock/rap crossover hit! - Matty Malaprop

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... you guys get it? It's sloppy, like pig slop, see? That was clever, right? Okay yeah no it wasn't and I'm so so sorry everybody. - Matty Malaprop

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The peasants are revolting? You can say that again. #PunsILearnedFromWizardOfId - Matty Malaprop