Okay, we get it, you're all idiot savants with basically infinite talent and creativity. Give it a rest, you guys. - Matty Malaprop

On a very unrelated note: Cump. - Matty Malaprop

Acidwut you did there, sir. And it was far, far better than the awful thing I just did. - Matty Malaprop

Better or worse than death by cholera? DISCUSS. - Matty Malaprop

Water into wine? Pssssk. Try untillable soil into crops. - Matty Malaprop

The prognosis on this new wave of patients is certainly looking grim right now... - Matty Malaprop

... that makes one of us, anonymous submitter. Because I certainly do not. - Matty Malaprop

Hey girl, do you want to save the environment? Because my reproductive rig runs on biodiesel! - Matty Malaprop