Face it, baby. You were born to pun. - Matty Malaprop
Awwwwwwwwwwwww Saru-tan that bow makes you look JUST LIKE Hello Kitty and it's soooooooo cuuuuuute! - Matty Malaprop
Wait... you mean you're NOT normally supposed to deride your significant others until they crey? I've been doing this whole "relationship" thing all wrong then... - Matty Malaprop
The secret to good parenting, if you ask me, is to paint your ground rules with really broad strokes. - Matty Malaprop
No homo but seriously JT will you please to be my ~~boyfriend~~???? - Matty Malaprop
Moar Justin TimberLOLing over here!
