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He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop

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Black bear just got burned so hard, he's going to need a winter's worth of hibernation for his creys. - Matty Malaprop

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Yeah, I totally own a copy of "Pump Up the Jam: The Album" on cassette. YOU JELLIEZ??? - Matty Malaprop

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Forget making reference to the pun above; does anyone know where I can get myself one of these babies? - Matty Malaprop

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My sixth sense is presently indicating that I should run the hell away from you... - Matty Malaprop

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I guess this explains why some people think shrimp taste a lot like chicken... - Matty Malaprop

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-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop