For the Time-Being, hunt the Han Solo and his Wookiee. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean sure, some might consider these two to be quite unholy cows, but I'm of the opinion that they're innately quite bovine. - Matty Malaprop

Careful there, Christa. Always remember that when you gaze long into an a-bisque, the a-bisque also gazes into you. - Matty Malaprop Nietzsche

Brown #CopOut #WhateverI'llPostItNBD - Matty Malaprop

Skrillex doesn't technically have a song named "Kryptonite" yet... though there is this... - Matty Malaprop

I'm trying not to get too emoceanal here, but I just can't sea why you would do such a stupid thing! - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster WinterLove111 says: "Choose carefully..."

Why choose? Just tie the knot and let your lifeblood bleed out slowly! - Matty Malaprop

Ain't nobody in the world rolls slower than these zomb-Gs. - Matty Malaprop