Good 'ol Tinder, never failing to keep things nice and raunchy. The most predictable part of the app is that at least someone's going to walk away from it vaguely uncomfortable. You never know who's lurking behind that next right swipe.
Wait a second... if you replace every word in the worst pop songs with food words, the music automatically becomes 50 percent more listenable and 150 percent tastier! SOMEBODY PUT ME ON THE PHONE WITH UMG! - Matty Malaprop
