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'Scuse me, while I Rutherford the sky. - Matty Malaprop

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I don't know about the rest of you, but my parents always had a knack for predicting arrival times at places to a T. - Matty Malaprop

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He's quite good at it; I'm just upset that he's better at investing than I am! Can you at least force him to give me free lessons? - Matty Malaprop

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If the newt urinates on his head, does that mean he's excreting a Newt-on-ian fluid? - Matty Malaprop

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Who Said Greek Mythology Couldn't Make For Funny Jokes?

Much of what we take for granted in Western society today comes from Ancient Greece. Democracy? The Greeks. Philosophy? The Greeks. Vending machines? Amazingly, the Greeks. If so much came from the Greeks, what about humor? The answer is here, in these amazing Reddit threads. They prove to us that Greek mythology can make some pretty hilarious (and bad in a good way) jokes. 


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But I'd still drink the hell out of it because, well, chocolate rain. #ThatDoesn'tEvenMakeSense - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, in terms of aerodynamics, this kind of tie just seems completely wrong. - Matty Malaprop

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If your stunted intellectual growth permitted an understanding of puns but not the memorization of 26 simple letters, then do I have the visual mnemonic device for you! - Matty Malaprop

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Anyone know what comic this is from? Whatever it is, there's no doubt in my mind that the writer's pun arsenal is always locked and loaded. - Matty Malaprop