Unfortunately Yellow didn't read the fine print, which reminds that you'll immediately regain the weight with every seat you take. - Matty Malaprop

Oh, those terrorists and their turbane opinions... - Matty Malaprop

Think about this the next time you ask for a refreshing beverage! - Matty Malaprop

Besides, I'm far more fond of portmanteaus than I am of boring technical descriptions. - Matty Malaprop

The Beatles: Rock 'n' roll prophets or prophets for the end of days? - Matty Malaprop

Nice try, submitter. But show me a genuine-article lead pencil in this day and age and I'll show you a potential lawsuit waiting to happen! - Matty Malaprop