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That beet is sick! ... so you might want to keep him from contaminating most of the things in your apartment with his gnarly germs... - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, that's what he's gonna do to you the second you give him an opportunity... - Matty Malaprop

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If a crime is committed against you or a cephalopod you know, he'll get to the Bikini Bottom of it. - Matty Malaprop

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What are you doing hanging out with a gross human, baby ocelot? Did you somehow manage to get yourself ocelost?? - Matty Malaprop

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Together they roam the galaxy in their trusty Millenium Waffalcone. - Matty Malaprop

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I know their therapist means well, but I'm worried he's just going to further divide their relationship.

Happy Pi Day, everyone!

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I keep trying to come up with a pun related to doubloons, but I'm kind of drawing a blank. HALP PLS COMMENTERS? - Matty Malaprop