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Something about White collar crime never fails to make me sick. - Matty Malaprop

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OMG GENIUS IDEA OF THE DAY: POUTINE ON THE RITZ. BRB GOING TO MAKE FOOD HISTORY!!! - Matty Malaprop

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My only complaint is the unflattering way in which they tend to turn your ears purple with every wear. - Matty Malaprop

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You might wanna take a hiatus from the whole commuting thing for a while, lest your wrists unexpectedly and suddenly brake. - Matty Malaprop