You be lookin' like a fool, wit yo' knickers on the ground. - Matty Malaprop

I'm sure this isn't a meme, and I'm sure if it was it wouldn't be called party cat, but I'm feeling uncreative today and the only kind of acid in my system is gastric SO SCREW IT I DON'T EVEN CARE. - Matty Malaprop

They were just too worried about passengers blacking out in fear, I guess. - Matty Malaprop