The Yaris: Pillage and Plunder to Your Environmentally-Conscious Heart's Content. - Matty Malaprop

Though their music charmed millions of fans, their careers were cut short due to allegations concerning their illegitimate Invisible Children. - Matty Malaprop

Voldemort's come to steal Pooh's honey again!? Oh bother. - Matty Malaprop

You're hilarious, Harry!

HAY GUISE WHATCHA DOIN' LOOKS LIKE FUN CAN I COME ALONG HAY WAIT PLEASE DON'T BRUSH ME OFF. - Matty Malaprop

He puts the vice in Vice President. #IfYouKnowWhatIMean - Matty Malaprop

I was elected to lead, not to read!