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It Ophelias So Real!

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Following great treachery from seedy family members, Hamlet must now Rogaine his position as rightful hair to his father's throne. - Matty Malaprop

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This One's Fresh Off the Presses

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Sadly, I Have Cousins That Would Do This...

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The only good thing about having redneck cousins like I do is that I can make fun of them on this website and it doesn't matter because THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT INTERNETZ IS. - Matty Malaprop

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Pearparazzi

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Chemistry Tricks

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Maybe Vegan Go on a Date?

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Just be a good guy and don't broccoli-d her on, okay LPC? - Matty Malaprop

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We Were Bread to Sin

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After all, we all know Jesus was betrayed by Judas because he really kneaded some dough. - Matty Malaprop

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