As punsubmitter George wrote: "In Soviet Russia, curry spice you!" I really have nothing better to add than that. - Matty Malaprop

And this right here is why I always get a little irked when doctors try and get cheeky with their 25 cents worth. - Matty Malaprop

Finally, a competitive sport that's right up my Dali! - Matty Malaprop

...there are two in this picture.

Just 20 minutes every day, and your muscles will be Blooming in no time! And your figure will doubtless take on a whole new Depp! - Matty Malaprop

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If his ego is gigallontic already, I'd hate to see him full to the brim... - Matty Malaprop

Oh, wait, that wasn't a question.

Fine, here goes: WHERE ARE THE TENTACLES? - Matty Malaprop

If you were, you'd be dissolving right now.