double meaning idiom literalism pinky pinky swear swear - 6203085824
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To each his own and yadda yadda, but I've always preferred pinky jinxing myself. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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It may be the only thing Grumpy Cat approves of, but it is a thing, at least. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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I can tell by the leotard and also by the perfect form she's demonstrating with that flip. - Matty Malaprop

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By Sofa-Knee (Via Sofa Knee)
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Punmaster Sofa-Knee says: "'I hope none of my peanut friends ever get a-salted.' -The Man"

Thanks for that write-up, "The Man." Saves me the trouble of having to do one of my own! - Matty Malaprop

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By Rachael Fogel
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Looks to me like Barbie finally got some tail! - Matty Malaprop

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Via Domics
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No, seriously, that's the third time in three years that I've fallen into a canyon river because my stupid stoner friends took my creys for help to be puns. Eff that noise, namsayin'? - Matty Malaprop

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In my dreams, this particular establishment is decked out with hundreds of pieces of art depicting the poor admiral drowning. Is that weird or something? - Matty Malaprop

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Via Reddit
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Looks like Chris Nolan had to scale back his budget for this one... such is the bane of Hollywood life nowadays I suppose. - Matty Malaprop

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Yeah, I totally own a copy of "Pump Up the Jam: The Album" on cassette. YOU JELLIEZ??? - Matty Malaprop