The restaurant that sells these is such a great little place! It's owned and operated entirely by the sweetest tight-knit family you can imagine. - Matty Malaprop

Poetry and prose AND GO-GO BOOTS? Quoth my paycheck: "Nevermore." - Matty Malaprop

Trufax: I have no idea who this lady is because #IDon'tWatchMovies and #INeverGetTheseKindofJokes - Matty Malaprop

A wedding cake is a beautifully-tasty way to remind someone of death!

Quentin TarantiNO sir, he certainly does not! - Matty Malaprop

Like the whiskey he shares a name with, J. Jonah is a master at burning. - Matty Malaprop

Then you won't have to wash your mouth out.

I was expecting more singing... or Simba... or, well, okay, I guess this makes sense but I am NOT happy about it! - Matty Malaprop

Only a couple of minutes? How can you be minute in multiples? - Matty Malaprop