I have absolutely no idea what Shrek and Shadow the Hedgehog have in common, but I CANNOT. STOP. LAUGHING. - Matty Malaprop

But this Corona stuff ain't gonna fly! How about you have the barkeep whip me up a top-shelf Manhattan? - Matty Malaprop

I think I would have enjoyed elementary school much more if Evil Knievel had been my bus driver. - Matty Malaprop

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I'd be more on board with this one if I wasn't convinced that the tourism industry is rapidly eroding. - Matty Malaprop

Jason Schwartzman, why are you the greatest human being? - Matty Malaprop