Pokéballin' Dirty

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card,chamillionaire,charmander,Hall of Fame,literalism,Pokémon,prefix,similar sounding
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Charmander can't even learn Rollout! This pun is a pokétravesty! - Matty Malaprop

Sometimes Homophones Are... Interesting?

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aryan,double meaning,homophone,homophones,literalism,vet,veteran,veteranarian
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Come to think of it, my family's veteranarian is of German descent... - Matty Malaprop

Police Record

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double meaning,literalism,police,record,the police
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Roxanne, you don't have to pay for your tickets... oh wait, yes you do. - Matty Malaprop

My Anaconda Dont Want None Unless You Got Puns, Hun

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butts,Music,puns,rap,seattle,sir mix-a-lot,windows
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I'm Patelling You This

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bones,greeting cards,puns,tibia,funny
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I Gnu Before You Even Said it

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bad,bad news,gnu,gnus,homophone,knew,literalism,news
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I'm terribly upset by the whole affair, but I know you only told me because you had the (wilde)beest intentions. - Matty Malaprop

The King's Peach

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