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I suppose wrestling isn't an inconceivable panda pastime... though if copulation is an unappealing exercise for them, I can't imagine their matches in the ring are terribly riveting. - Matty Malaprop

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He may be an idiot, but at least he's not constantly waffling about his identity like you are, Ice Cream! - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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inb4 "This makes contextual sense in the movie." HOMOPHONES ARE FUNNY AND YOU WILL LAUGH AND YOU WILL NOT CONTRADICT ME OKAY????? - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

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Their identicalness is really quite striking, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop

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Making puns at a time like this? Man, you're TOTALLY LOCO(MOTIVE)! - Matty Malaprop

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By Angus
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Punmaster Angus says: "I need new friends."

I wish I could say otherwise, Angus... but maybe you do. Your current ones seem more than a little remolting. - Matty Malaprop

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TRUE STORY: I've twice had to share my bus commute to work with a posse of loud, unruly kindergarteners this week. I feel like my being crushed in the door of a subway train would be a mercy killing at this point. - Matty Malaprop