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By Kenny
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Punmaster Kenny says: "Them Hessians were a determinant of the American Revolutionary War."

Agreed, Kenny, agreed. And while I admire their efforts on the whole, I really do think their whole approach to the conflict was a bit too two-dimensional to be truly effective. - Matty Malaprop

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What, were you expecting some sort of child dictator image? That's just absurd. - Matty Malaprop

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If it was wearing Apple Bottom jeans, I think it's a safe bet that you could call it a fine

print. - Matty Malaprop

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Sometimes it's simply better not to ask. The responses you might warrant can often be meteorically disturbing. - Matty Malaprop

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Just a friendly reminder here to think twice before plopping your soggy teabag down on an unsuspecting saucer. - Matty Malaprop