DEM SAVES

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DEM SAVES
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Looks to me like that file isn't the only thing with an extension... - Matty Malaprop

Lame Pun Coon is Always Brutal With His 1-2 Punches

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Lame Pun Coon is Always Brutal With His 1-2 Punches
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People like you make Lame Pun Coon sick, and he hopes you all 12-sided die. - Matty Malaprop

And the Reframe Saga Reaches a New Cee Lo...

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And the Reframe Saga Reaches a New Cee Lo...
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It's like a juggalette, only slightly more attractive. But still thoroughly nightmare-inducing. - Matty Malaprop

At Least These LEGO Genders Are Distinct

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At Least These LEGO Genders Are Distinct
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I mean, seriously. The old sets were SO INDISTINCT. Do you have any idea how hard it was for me to sprout heterosexual love stories in my fictional LEGO town when I was a kid using the generic lego faces? #ThingsIActuallyDidAsAChild - Matty Malaprop

Sadly He Can Only Keep Small Beats

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Sadly He Can Only Keep Small Beats
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Metrognome: For use establishing time signatures for short pieces of music only. Lovers of Wagner's "Der Ring des Nibelungen" should avoid purchasing this product at all costs. - Matty Malaprop

A-Door-Able

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I don't always spell out punchlines in my post titles, but when I do I completely ruin the (structural) integrity of the joke in the process. - Matty Malaprop