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Metrognome: For use establishing time signatures for short pieces of music only. Lovers of Wagner's "Der Ring des Nibelungen" should avoid purchasing this product at all costs. - Matty Malaprop

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Adjust the shape of the blade and give it a weave and you'll wind up with a mighty fine broadsword! - Matty Malaprop

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By Jess J
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And in certain movies, he's even Willem Dableagent! - Matty Malaprop

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By Faiz Faults
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He can hypnotize me anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

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By Sofa-Knee ( Via: Sofa Knee)
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Punmaster Sofa-Knee (The Man) says: "I don't see N-E reason why I shouldn't make another joke about neon right now."

Glad to see we're on the same page, Sofa-Knee. You've been O-N us here at So Much Pun a neon joke for a while now (I think? I don't know. I just wanted to make a stupid pun!). - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Sheepfilms
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I've been watching this for like five minutes now, and it's really starting to gif me a headache. - Matty Malaprop

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