For a Knock-Out Cup of Coffee

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For a Knock-Out Cup of Coffee
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Punmaster Ajord says: "Found this while unpacking some boxes at a friend's work."

At least you got some payoff for your work. Every time I do manual labor I just end up with bloody knuckles. - Matty Malaprop

That's the Only Mythology Known to Americans

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That's the Only Mythology Known to Americans
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See what I did there? I made a joke making fun of Americans for being dumb and not reading. Aren't I just so clever????? - Matty Malaprop

Baby, Are You a Cataclysm?

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Baby, Are You a Cataclysm?
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... because every time I see you my Jokulhaups* to attention! - Matty Malaprop

Source: Three Word Phrase

  • Yes, my p33n is named Jokul. WHATCHAGONNADOABOUTIT?

Leaving So Bassoon?

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Leaving So Bassoon?
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Punmaster Matt says: "A friend asked me to turn him into a meme..."

Well, it's no epic sax guy, but I guess it'll do in a pinch. - Matty Malaprop

Elepants

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Elepants
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They make him look elephancy, if you ask me! - Matty Malaprop

But What About Pernicioustrees?

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But What About Pernicioustrees?
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And for that matter, what about cantankeroustrees? Tenacioustrees? Do you just hate all things arboreal, or just pleasant ones in particular? - Matty Malaprop