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adage aid lemming lemmings lemonade lemons lolwut similar sounding suffix - 5297762304
By Unknown
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Because improvement and constructed crittercism always go paw-in-paw. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Inky Girl

double meaning explanation nation procrastination suffix - 4795917824
By xyzpdq1
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Their political system is going to be strictly bipartisan... whenever they get around to nominating candidates. - Matty Malaprop

classic double meaning homophone literalism robbery runner similar sounding strawberry suffix - 6394452224
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See? It's funny because strawberries produce runners and that is also a term that can be applied to people who flee police pursuit LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #OkayThat'sNotReallyVeryFunnyAtAll - Matty Malaprop

able adorable door handicap homophones literalism suffix - 5907783424
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I don't always spell out punchlines in my post titles, but when I do I completely ruin the (structural) integrity of the joke in the process. - Matty Malaprop

fibonacci literalism math nachos pattern sequence shape similar sounding suffix - 6593853440
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You'd be surprised how sensical this is. The Fibonacci sequence actually acts as a very accurate measure of the way in which humans eat nachos. First you take one, then another one, then another two, then three, then five... and on and on until the plate is empty and you curl up in a fetal position and start weeping wondering what have you done with your life but more importantly WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ALL THE DELICIOUS NACHOS. - Matty Malaprop

on neon off literalism opposites suffix - 7045838080
By Sofa-Knee (Via Sofa Knee)
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Punmaster Sofa-Knee (The Man) says: "I don't see N-E reason why I shouldn't make another joke about neon right now."

Glad to see we're on the same page, Sofa-Knee. You've been O-N us here at So Much Pun a neon joke for a while now (I think? I don't know. I just wanted to make a stupid pun!). - Matty Malaprop