007 S&M

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Fancy beating you here, Mr. Bond. - Matty Malaprop

L-Key-Holic

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L-key-hoLism is a very serious issue. If you know someone who suffers from it, make sure to write a Letter to a LocaL counseLor to see what you can do to heLp. - Matty MaLaprop

Leaving So Bassoon?

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Punmaster Matt says: "A friend asked me to turn him into a meme..."

Well, it's no epic sax guy, but I guess it'll do in a pinch. - Matty Malaprop

DEM SAVES

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Looks to me like that file isn't the only thing with an extension... - Matty Malaprop

Maybe Romney Winning Isn't an Abomination.

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Oh, those terrorists and their turbane opinions... - Matty Malaprop

Welcome to Minsk

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If I may mince languages for a second, I really must say that he really is a very bella roo! - Matty Malaprop

They Taste Mathemagical!

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You'd be surprised how sensical this is. The Fibonacci sequence actually acts as a very accurate measure of the way in which humans eat nachos. First you take one, then another one, then another two, then three, then five... and on and on until the plate is empty and you curl up in a fetal position and start weeping wondering what have you done with your life but more importantly WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ALL THE DELICIOUS NACHOS. - Matty Malaprop