That's the Only Mythology Known to Americans

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That's the Only Mythology Known to Americans
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See what I did there? I made a joke making fun of Americans for being dumb and not reading. Aren't I just so clever????? - Matty Malaprop

We Ben Jammin' On This Constitution Track for a While Now

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We Ben Jammin' On This Constitution Track for a While Now
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When he wasn't busy being the 18th Century Everyman, Franklin liked to spend his time fronting little-known but much-loved proto-rock band Poor Richard and the Almanacs. - Matty Malaprop

Either Way I'm Sure It's HR Inape-propriate

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Either Way I'm Sure It's HR Inape-propriate
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I don't actually know what investing has to do with HR... but come on, the pun was right there! - Matty Malaprop

At Least These LEGO Genders Are Distinct

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At Least These LEGO Genders Are Distinct
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I mean, seriously. The old sets were SO INDISTINCT. Do you have any idea how hard it was for me to sprout heterosexual love stories in my fictional LEGO town when I was a kid using the generic lego faces? #ThingsIActuallyDidAsAChild - Matty Malaprop