Punmaster Matt says: "A friend asked me to turn him into a meme..."

Well, it's no epic sax guy, but I guess it'll do in a pinch. - Matty Malaprop

Looks to me like that file isn't the only thing with an extension... - Matty Malaprop

Oh, those terrorists and their turbane opinions... - Matty Malaprop

If I may mince languages for a second, I really must say that he really is a very bella roo! - Matty Malaprop

You'd be surprised how sensical this is. The Fibonacci sequence actually acts as a very accurate measure of the way in which humans eat nachos. First you take one, then another one, then another two, then three, then five... and on and on until the plate is empty and you curl up in a fetal position and start weeping wondering what have you done with your life but more importantly WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ALL THE DELICIOUS NACHOS. - Matty Malaprop

Look at your world, now back at ours. Sadly your world is not ours, but at least you can smell like our world! - Matty Malaprop

I imagine this particular artist did not score very high trademarks in his circle-drawing seminar... - Matty Malaprop