You Shall Not... Eat Cats?

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And for that matter, you might want to think twice before trying to haumph those eagle friends of yours, too. - Matty Malaprop

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Marmalady

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Or if she's kinky and aggressive and Russian and finds herself aroused by Dostoevsky, then she's more like a Marmeladom! - Matty Malaprop

He's Equine All the Time

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♪ You can find me on the grange, prancing through the flowers / mami I got the hooves if you wanna take a run / I got some shiny pecs, I got some furry buns / so come give me a hug if you into horsey thugs ♪ - Matty Malaprop

These Are Fonts You'll Never Forget!

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Not trying to let slip any trade secrets here or anything, but I heard a rumor recently that these guys will be available for use in the next Windows Service Pachyderm. - Matty Malaprop

I Ocelove Them Both

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What are you doing hanging out with a gross human, baby ocelot? Did you somehow manage to get yourself ocelost?? - Matty Malaprop

Trombone

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Music may be a somewhat efemural thing, but the instruments it's made on are forever. - Matty Malaprop

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