Corgnelius Does Not Approve

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Corgnelius seems to think that joke fell short... just like his legs OMG CORGIZ R SO CYOOOOT!!!!!!1!!!11 - Matty Malaprop

The Bearded Are Coming!!

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As a bearded person, I resent the notion that facial hair is "disgusting." This poster will be hairing from my lawers soon, rest assured. - Matty Malaprop

Either Way I'm Sure It's HR Inape-propriate

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I don't actually know what investing has to do with HR... but come on, the pun was right there! - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Looks Like We've Got a Runner

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See? It's funny because strawberries produce runners and that is also a term that can be applied to people who flee police pursuit LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #OkayThat'sNotReallyVeryFunnyAtAll - Matty Malaprop

Natalie Portman

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I have the weirdest... well, you get the idea. - Matty Malaprop