For a Knock-Out Cup of Coffee

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Punmaster Ajord says: "Found this while unpacking some boxes at a friend's work."

At least you got some payoff for your work. Every time I do manual labor I just end up with bloody knuckles. - Matty Malaprop

You Seem a Little Hot-Headed Right Now

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Listen, all I'm trying to do by stepping in is keep you from having a total meltdown. It's really not my fault, okay!? - Matty Malaprop

L-Key-Holic

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L-key-hoLism is a very serious issue. If you know someone who suffers from it, make sure to write a Letter to a LocaL counseLor to see what you can do to heLp. - Matty MaLaprop

Courtesy Umbrella Corporation

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Where's military-garbed Bruce Campbell when you need him!? - Matty Malaprop

Just What You Need for Pumpin' Some Iron Curtain

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I'm so jaded about political humor these days, but I think this one really hits the Marx. - Matty Malaprop