Hanksy's Marty McFly

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Hanksy's Marty McFly
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I hear you can kill McFlies with a taser so long as you make sure to jolt them with at least 1.21 gigawatts of power. - Matty Malaprop

Any Chance I Can Just Get a Plankilogram?

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Any Chance I Can Just Get a Plankilogram?
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I mean sure, at that point we'll be mixing measuring systems, but I really don't know what I'd do with a plank-ton, you know? - Matty Malaprop

Natalie Portman

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Natalie Portman
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I have the weirdest... well, you get the idea. - Matty Malaprop

Curse You, Suffixes!

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Curse You, Suffixes!
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The whole affair turned especially awkward when he found out the nuns were more than a little repulsed by his cat hole licking fetish. - Matty Malaprop

Do you want more feline funny? We haz dat for you here!

No, No Need to Call for Help or Anything!

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No, No Need to Call for Help or Anything!
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I'm not in any pain. I'm really glad this happened to me, actually! Just leave me here! I can get myself out whenever I want! - Matty Malaprop

He Invaded Poland on Porpoise!

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He Invaded Poland on Porpoise!
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Don't delphin to this one too deeply. Sometimes it's okay for the pun to be so easy to sea. - Matty Malaprop