I hear you can kill McFlies with a taser so long as you make sure to jolt them with at least 1.21 gigawatts of power. - Matty Malaprop
I mean sure, at that point we'll be mixing measuring systems, but I really don't know what I'd do with a plank-ton, you know? - Matty Malaprop
I have the weirdest... well, you get the idea. - Matty Malaprop
The whole affair turned especially awkward when he found out the nuns were more than a little repulsed by his cat hole licking fetish. - Matty Malaprop
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I'm not in any pain. I'm really glad this happened to me, actually! Just leave me here! I can get myself out whenever I want! - Matty Malaprop
Don't delphin to this one too deeply. Sometimes it's okay for the pun to be so easy to sea. - Matty Malaprop
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