The League of Extraordinary Gentlemon

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And so these are the Elite Four? OH MY GOD I'M SO GOOD AT THIS POKéPUN THING I'M PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK RIGHT NOW. - Matty Malaprop

He is Truly the Nom of War

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Kratoast is a filling, easy-to-make breakfast, and it goes GREAT with a big glass of orange Zeus! - Matty Malaprop

Deputy, Sponge Division

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If a crime is committed against you or a cephalopod you know, he'll get to the Bikini Bottom of it. - Matty Malaprop

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KAWAIIIIIIIIIII

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Awwwwwwwwwwwww Saru-tan that bow makes you look JUST LIKE Hello Kitty and it's soooooooo cuuuuuute! - Matty Malaprop

Guns Don't Kill People. Sodium Does.

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Punmaster Sofa-Knee says: "'I hope none of my peanut friends ever get a-salted.' -The Man"

Thanks for that write-up, "The Man." Saves me the trouble of having to do one of my own! - Matty Malaprop

The Best Way To Map Popular Music

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... and here we have further proof that so much of modern music is quite simply formulaic. - Matty Malaprop

Their Army Will Assemble Tomorrow

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Their political system is going to be strictly bipartisan... whenever they get around to nominating candidates. - Matty Malaprop