Say Hello to My Little Cup!

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Say Hello to My Little Cup!
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Because venti cappuccinos are just silly. SILLY I SAY! - Matty Malaprop

Not-So-Great Sword

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Not-So-Great Sword
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Adjust the shape of the blade and give it a weave and you'll wind up with a mighty fine broadsword! - Matty Malaprop

Deputy, Sponge Division

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Deputy, Sponge Division
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If a crime is committed against you or a cephalopod you know, he'll get to the Bikini Bottom of it. - Matty Malaprop

I Didn't See This One Coming...

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I Didn't See This One Coming...
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Because improvement and constructed crittercism always go paw-in-paw. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Inky Girl

Let's Just Hope it's a Page Turner

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Let's Just Hope it's a Page Turner
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Rhymeatoid Authoritis: When you start encapsulating your theses in the style of limericks because your brain and hands are too sore to form coherent sentences. - Matty Malaprop