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At least you got some payoff for your work. Every time I do manual labor I just end up with bloody knuckles. - Matty Malaprop
Adjust the shape of the blade and give it a weave and you'll wind up with a mighty fine broadsword! - Matty Malaprop
Where's military-garbed Bruce Campbell when you need him!? - Matty Malaprop
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