Punmaster Ajord says: "Found this while unpacking some boxes at a friend's work."
At least you got some payoff for your work. Every time I do manual labor I just end up with bloody knuckles. - Matty Malaprop
People like you make Lame Pun Coon sick, and he hopes you all 12-sided die. - Matty Malaprop
Oh Kenneth, you never fail to make me giggle with embarrassment. - Matty Malaprop
I have the weirdest... well, you get the idea. - Matty Malaprop
You gotta be pretty bald to do a thing like that, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
It may look tasty now, but I assure you it carps just like all the rest of us. - Matty Malaprop
What are you doing hanging out with a gross human, baby ocelot? Did you somehow manage to get yourself ocelost?? - Matty Malaprop