Emo-SHEN

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Shen,emotion,league of legends,suffix,crying
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Punmaster Nieceywiecey says: "Character from League of Legends. Thought of this randomly whilst thinking about Mariah Carey's 'Emotions.' JUST THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE WITH YOU GUYS."

Mariah Carey depresses me about as much as eSports, so this one really resonates with me, to be honest. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

No, No Need to Call for Help or Anything!

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chasm,literalism,sarcasm,suffix
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I'm not in any pain. I'm really glad this happened to me, actually! Just leave me here! I can get myself out whenever I want! - Matty Malaprop

Corgnelius Does Not Approve

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topper,not impressed,corgi,key,dogs,suffix
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Corgnelius seems to think that joke fell short... just like his legs OMG CORGIZ R SO CYOOOOT!!!!!!1!!!11 - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: JaWherever You Are

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jafar,disney,near,literalism,aladdin,opposites,suffix,far
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Just don't rub him the wrong way, and you won't ever have to worry about him being all JaUp in your business. - Matty Malaprop

Sandwitch

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witch,literalism,sand,sandwich,prefix,suffix
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I meant to pack one for lunch this morning, but I didn't have any broom left in my lunchbox! - Matty Malaprop

Learning French, the Easy Way

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gone,escargot,literalism,go,homophone,snail,french,suffix,going
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And by "the easy way" I of course mean the wrong way, because everyone knows tenses in French are the purest form of confounding hell and not like they are in English at all. - Matty Malaprop

Mistletoe

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toe,literalism,mistletoe,suffix
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I saw mommy kissing... WAIT A SECOND OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FOOT????? - Matty Malaprop