Just don't rub him the wrong way, and you won't ever have to worry about him being all JaUp in your business. - Matty Malaprop
I meant to pack one for lunch this morning, but I didn't have any broom left in my lunchbox! - Matty Malaprop
And by "the easy way" I of course mean the wrong way, because everyone knows tenses in French are the purest form of confounding hell and not like they are in English at all. - Matty Malaprop
I saw mommy kissing... WAIT A SECOND OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FOOT????? - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Ajord says: "Found this while unpacking some boxes at a friend's work."
At least you got some payoff for your work. Every time I do manual labor I just end up with bloody knuckles. - Matty Malaprop
People like you make Lame Pun Coon sick, and he hopes you all 12-sided die. - Matty Malaprop
Oh Kenneth, you never fail to make me giggle with embarrassment. - Matty Malaprop
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