And We Never Have to Go Ferrari to Find a Meal

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Apparently obesity and intellectual impairment go hand in hand, because the last time I checked, "Porche" was actually spelled Porsche... - Matty Malaprop

Honk if You're Horny

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Consequently, the loudness of the annual "Bovine in Fine Rides" festival is rivaled only by the likes of jet engines and screaming children. - Matty Malaprop

Mistletoe

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I saw mommy kissing... WAIT A SECOND OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FOOT????? - Matty Malaprop

With and Without

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But what if there is no spoon? Will Reese simply be ereesed from the annals of history? - Matty Malaprop

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