Learning French, the Easy Way

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Learning French, the Easy Way
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And by "the easy way" I of course mean the wrong way, because everyone knows tenses in French are the purest form of confounding hell and not like they are in English at all. - Matty Malaprop

Trombone

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Trombone
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Music may be a somewhat efemural thing, but the instruments it's made on are forever. - Matty Malaprop

Lame Pun Coon is Always Brutal With His 1-2 Punches

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Lame Pun Coon is Always Brutal With His 1-2 Punches
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People like you make Lame Pun Coon sick, and he hopes you all 12-sided die. - Matty Malaprop

Natalie Portman

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Natalie Portman
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I have the weirdest... well, you get the idea. - Matty Malaprop

Two of the Animal Kingdom's Finest Actors

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Two of the Animal Kingdom's Finest Actors
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You might recognize these two from their incredible work in such fantastic films as "The Good, the Bad and the Neutered" and "Purr Fiction." Truly they're artists of the highest pedigree. - Matty Malaprop

You can has moar funny animal capshunz ober heer!

Laudable Puns (alternate)

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Laudable Puns (alternate)
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Bullpuns are just for warm-up. (1)Able (2)Gullible (3)Cannibal (4)Parable (5)Fable (6)Bully (7)Abominable (8)Bible (9)Noble

Infinitea, Illustrated

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Infinitea, Illustrated View Fullscreen
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I've been watching this for like five minutes now, and it's really starting to gif me a headache. - Matty Malaprop