Honk if You're Horny

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Consequently, the loudness of the annual "Bovine in Fine Rides" festival is rivaled only by the likes of jet engines and screaming children. - Matty Malaprop

It's So Good, You'll Have to Eat it to Belie-viet!

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Their cuisine is so good, it'll have you saying "oh my pho ga!" - Matty Malaprop

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capitalism

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Seems Pretty Binary to Me

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Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop

Hark! The Herald Angle Sings!

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Less well-known than the canonical archangles are their more shapely counterparts: Isosceles, Scalene and Equilateral. - Matty Malaprop

Learning French, the Easy Way

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And by "the easy way" I of course mean the wrong way, because everyone knows tenses in French are the purest form of confounding hell and not like they are in English at all. - Matty Malaprop

Hey! Listen!

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No, come back, I want to bite your arm off! - Matty Malaprop