Word Choice Matters

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I'm sorry... you seem to be implying there's a difference between the two? Have you NOT seen the Tim Burton Batman film? - Matty Malaprop

Maybe Romney Winning Isn't an Abomination.

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Oh, those terrorists and their turbane opinions... - Matty Malaprop

Worth It?

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Some puns are just bad to t-bone. - Matty Malaprop

Why Play Whack-a-Mole When You Can Try its Strict Upgrade Instead?

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I have to ask: Do you get to eat the ones you whack? Because that would obviously make this the BEST EVER game. - Matty Malaprop

Sadly He Can Only Keep Small Beats

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gnome,Hall of Fame,literalism,metronome,suffix
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Metrognome: For use establishing time signatures for short pieces of music only. Lovers of Wagner's "Der Ring des Nibelungen" should avoid purchasing this product at all costs. - Matty Malaprop

You Really Don't Want This Man as Your Doctor

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I'm sure that's not the sterling prognosis this patient wanted to hear... - Matty Malaprop

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