Curse You, Suffixes!

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The whole affair turned especially awkward when he found out the nuns were more than a little repulsed by his cat hole licking fetish. - Matty Malaprop

Do you want more feline funny? We haz dat for you here!

Their Army Will Assemble Tomorrow

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Their political system is going to be strictly bipartisan... whenever they get around to nominating candidates. - Matty Malaprop

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KAWAIIIIIIIIIII

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Awwwwwwwwwwwww Saru-tan that bow makes you look JUST LIKE Hello Kitty and it's soooooooo cuuuuuute! - Matty Malaprop

Why Does Snoop Dogg Need Anything?

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It's kinda like when he ordered that diamond-studded cast iron frying pan from Amazon, and in the comments sectioned noted that it was intended "fo' sizzle." - Mattizzle Malapropizzle

It's Really Messing Up Our MuLAN Party

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How are we ever going to beat the Huns if our connections keep timing out!? - Matty Malaprop