Honest Words From Our National Treasure

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Honest Words From Our National Treasure
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At least Nic Cage seems vaguely conscious of his awfulness. Billy Corgan still seems painfully unaware of his. - Matty Malaprop

It's a Fitting Parody, Really

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It's a Fitting Parody, Really
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... because much like a desert, the Bloodhound Gang's discovery is mostly devoid of life and appeal. HEYO! - Matty Malaprop

The Place to Go For Wok and Woll

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The Place to Go For Wok and Woll
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Still probably at least three times tastier than the Hard Rock proper, I'm willing to bet. - Matty Malaprop