Punmaster yelloweyesgreydragon says: "Prease rike this photo!"
Maybe this is why all of North Korea's rulers always feel so ronery? - Matty Malaprop
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Unknown (via But You're Like Really Pretty)
Yo, readers, I'm really happy you're enjoying this joke, and I'mma let you finish, but Kanye Zest is one of the best Kanye West last-name variations of all time! OF ALL TIME! - Matty Malaprop
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knife-hider
Maybe this is the only thing that gets served at Silent Hill? I don't know. Puns are hard. - Matty Malaprop
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anthropocene
His entourage pitied the fools who thought segregation was an acceptable belief! - Matty Malaprop
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Unknown
I'll keep on loving you, and you can't pancake me do otherwise! - Matty Malaprop
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Unknown
They call her Antoinette Montana. I suggest you do not f*ck with her. - Matty Malaprop
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dizzle
Editor's note: Contains some naughty language toward the end.
Punmaster dizzle says: "My friend tries to tell us story about how he was training this new guy at a water park then gets interrupted with a pun."
That joke just gave me tuberculosis.
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