Yes, But They Prefer 4x4s

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It's not a great love to have, but once you're in deep there's just no getting out of it. - Matty Malaprop

Blender Man Sounds Absolutely Terrifying

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What's worse, he doesn't even have to search out his victims. His milkshakes bring all the unsuspecting boys to his yard! - Matty Malaprop

Coming Soon to a Theater Near You!

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Whoopi Goldberg makes an appearance as the Black Pearl. Yes, the boat. From Pirates of the Caribbean. It's a must-watch, really. - Matty Malaprop

It's Kanye or the Highway

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In other news, Kanye West used the ol' Nietzsche defense to dodge a lawsuit recently, so basically my life is complete?

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You Evolved Into the Electric-Type, Bruce. I Was Born as It.

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You may think you're strong, Surge, but if I can get a good Pikachu, I'll have no trouble identifying your weaknesses and grounding you right out! - Matty Malaprop

Pokémemes — Gotta catch 'em LOL!

Willow Smith and the Sorcerer's Stone

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Further proof that Sirius was always a member of the M.I.B., if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

This is Why I No Longer Gotye on Facebook

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As Gotye's better half (in that video at least) would say, I really hope these endless "Somebody That I Used To Know" puns eventually Settle Down. - Matty Malaprop

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