You See, Master Wayne...

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I'm sorry, but where's my main cat LeVar Burton in this picture? I WANT TO READ AND I WANT THERE TO BE RAINBOWS WHILE I'M DOING IT THANKYOUVERYMUCH. - Matty Malaprop

Cyan Cat

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I disagree profusely with this pun on the grounds that I find it impossible to feel blue when the Nyan Cat song is playing. - Matty Malaprop

Your Timing is Always So Bad!

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Better to be on the celibate end of a clock block than have your lady be late, amirite? - Matty Malaprop