I would watch the hell out of this movie/TV series/whathaveyou. Fr rlz. - Matty Malaprop
What's worse, he doesn't even have to search out his victims. His milkshakes bring all the unsuspecting boys to his yard! - Matty Malaprop
Whoopi Goldberg makes an appearance as the Black Pearl. Yes, the boat. From Pirates of the Caribbean. It's a must-watch, really. - Matty Malaprop
In other news, Kanye West used the ol' Nietzsche defense to dodge a lawsuit recently, so basically my life is complete?
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You may think you're strong, Surge, but if I can get a good Pikachu, I'll have no trouble identifying your weaknesses and grounding you right out! - Matty Malaprop
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Further proof that Sirius was always a member of the M.I.B., if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
As Gotye's better half (in that video at least) would say, I really hope these endless "Somebody That I Used To Know" puns eventually Settle Down. - Matty Malaprop
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