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How many UV rays would a bare-bottomed bear soak up if a bare-bottomed bear soaked up UV rays? - Matty Malaprop

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By chompipeando (Via: 6dollarshirts.com)
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Yep, that's definitely a bomb you don't want to be around at the time of detonation. - Matty Malaprop

Source: 6 Dollar Shirts

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By CoffeeshopFrank (Via: www.levelupstudios.com)
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Something tells me Falcon Kick is probably ineffectual when you can't see your legs... - Matty Malaprop

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Honestly, my least favorite part is Snape. I know he means well, but he always comes off as a bit of an ass. Ron's quite a stallion, though, so I guess that makes everything better. - Matty Malaprop