NO THIS IS NOT DOG.

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double meaning,Hall of Fame,hello,Inception,literalism,reception,rhyme,rhyming,ringing
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You really couldn't ask for a better receptionist though. He always talks in a way that brings Joseph Gordon-Levitty to everyone's day! - Matty Malaprop

So This Probably Should Have Been Posted Last Wednesday, But Whatever

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beaker,leap day,leap year,meep,muppet,muppets,onomatopoeia,rhyme,rhyming,sound effect
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Re: my tardiness, I have one thing to say and one thing only: Frankly my year, I don't give a meep. - Matty Malaprop

Blender Man Sounds Absolutely Terrifying

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rhyming,shoop,slender man,variations on a theme
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What's worse, he doesn't even have to search out his victims. His milkshakes bring all the unsuspecting boys to his yard! - Matty Malaprop

Dude Brah, I'mma Kick You in the JNCOs

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bro,come at me bro,fighting,hwo,literalism,rhyming,similar sounding,Tekken,video game
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Tekken really is the Jersey Shore of fighting games when you stop and think about it... - Matty Malaprop