The Least Clever Post in So Much Pun History

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Aaaaaaaaaaand this is what we in the business refer to as "the bottom of the barrel." - Matty Malaprop

Not if the Midi-Chlorians Have Any Say in the Matter

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Your actions are reprehensible, sure. But in my current apathetic state, I can't be forced to care one iYoda about your bad behavior. - Matty Malaprop

The Silence of the Jams

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It keeps itself beneath the lid, or else it gets the toast again. - Matty Malaprop