I'm sorry, but where's my main cat LeVar Burton in this picture? I WANT TO READ AND I WANT THERE TO BE RAINBOWS WHILE I'M DOING IT THANKYOUVERYMUCH. - Matty Malaprop
The only thing I'm certain of is this: Brock's terrible string of rhyming puns makes me really wish I owned a crying pan. - Matty Malaprop
... after I pry it from your chest with my meth-induced superhuman strength. - Matty Malaprop
Come on, Punmasters. I know you guys are always all over this kind of thing. Also, obligatory terrible Rihanna video below. - Matty Malaprop
Judging from the nature of the show, I'd guess their usual brunches are extraordinarily hammy. - Matty Malaprop
If you're thinking canonically then you know that all matters of piddling are handled by Ackbar's second-in-command, Captain Rabkca. - Matty Malaprop
You really couldn't ask for a better receptionist though. He always talks in a way that brings Joseph Gordon-Levitty to everyone's day! - Matty Malaprop
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