You See, Master Wayne...

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bill nye,bob ross,burn,carl sagan,Hall of Fame,learn,literalism,men,mr-rodgers,Neil deGrasse Tyson,quote,rhyming,similar sounding,some,the dark night,want,watch,world
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I'm sorry, but where's my main cat LeVar Burton in this picture? I WANT TO READ AND I WANT THERE TO BE RAINBOWS WHILE I'M DOING IT THANKYOUVERYMUCH. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC-ish: LIKE A BROCK!

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brock,Comic Relief,frying pan,Movie,one liner,Pokémon,rhymes,rhyming,string
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The only thing I'm certain of is this: Brock's terrible string of rhyming puns makes me really wish I owned a crying pan. - Matty Malaprop

I Will Possess Your Heart...

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Death Cab for Cutie,drugs,lab,rhyming,song,this is an actual song title
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... after I pry it from your chest with my meth-induced superhuman strength. - Matty Malaprop

We Found An Angle On a Slopeless Plane?

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Hall of Fame,lyrics,parody,rhymes,rhyming,rihanna,song,we found love
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Come on, Punmasters. I know you guys are always all over this kind of thing. Also, obligatory terrible Rihanna video below. - Matty Malaprop

[youtube="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg00YEETFzg&ob=av2e"]

Here's the Story of a Lovely Soufflédy

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brunch,bunch,literalism,rhyme,rhyming,similar sounding,The Brady Bunch
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Judging from the nature of the show, I'd guess their usual brunches are extraordinarily hammy. - Matty Malaprop

... But What if It's Just a Piddle?

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admiral ackbar,crap,Hall of Fame,its a trap,quote,rhyme,rhyming,star wars
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If you're thinking canonically then you know that all matters of piddling are handled by Ackbar's second-in-command, Captain Rabkca. - Matty Malaprop

NO THIS IS NOT DOG.

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double meaning,Hall of Fame,hello,Inception,literalism,reception,rhyme,rhyming,ringing
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You really couldn't ask for a better receptionist though. He always talks in a way that brings Joseph Gordon-Levitty to everyone's day! - Matty Malaprop