Editor's note: Contains some naughty language toward the end.
Punmaster dizzle says: "My friend tries to tell us story about how he was training this new guy at a water park then gets interrupted with a pun."
That joke just gave me tuberculosis.
Tekken really is the Jersey Shore of fighting games when you stop and think about it... - Matty Malaprop
Funny, you don't look like a Charmander to me... - Matty Malaprop