'Laundry Sounds' is My Jam!

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beach,beach boys,bleach,literalism,rhyming,similar sounding
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Looks to me like Brian Wilson really cleaned up his act! - Matty Malaprop

True Love Knows No Boundaries

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bro,crow,fro,Hall of Fame,love,marilyn monroe,prefix,rhyming,romance,show
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What? No coke addict pictured in the throws of Blowmance? Pleated Jeans, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop

The Least Clever Post in So Much Pun History

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Bach,farty,lmfao,party rock,rhyme,rhymes,rhyming,terrible,the worst
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Aaaaaaaaaaand this is what we in the business refer to as "the bottom of the barrel." - Matty Malaprop

The Place to Go For Wok and Woll

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engrish,hard rock,rhyming,rock,similar sounding,wok
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Still probably at least three times tastier than the Hard Rock proper, I'm willing to bet. - Matty Malaprop

She's Off to the Races

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derby,furby,Hall of Fame,hat,kentucky,kentucky derby,literalism,rhyme,rhyming,silly hat,similar sounding
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... or he. I've never fully understood the gendering of Furbies, so... - Matty Malaprop

So This Probably Should Have Been Posted Last Wednesday, But Whatever

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beaker,leap day,leap year,meep,muppet,muppets,onomatopoeia,rhyme,rhyming,sound effect
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Re: my tardiness, I have one thing to say and one thing only: Frankly my year, I don't give a meep. - Matty Malaprop

I'd Watch This Movie, Volume XXV

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a bugs life,bug,disney,literalism,pixar,rhyme,rhyming,thug,thug life
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On today's episode of "I'd Watch This Movie," we are treated to a gritty, gangbanger thriller between rival coke-running sects The Ants and the Grasshoppers. There's also musical numbers and a less-than-subtle Shakespearean streak going on throughout the filmOH WAIT NOW I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT "WEST SIDE STORY" AGAIN. - Matty Malaprop