'Laundry Sounds' is My Jam!

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'Laundry Sounds' is My Jam!
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Looks to me like Brian Wilson really cleaned up his act! - Matty Malaprop

True Love Knows No Boundaries

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True Love Knows No Boundaries
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What? No coke addict pictured in the throws of Blowmance? Pleated Jeans, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop

The Least Clever Post in So Much Pun History

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The Least Clever Post in So Much Pun History
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Aaaaaaaaaaand this is what we in the business refer to as "the bottom of the barrel." - Matty Malaprop

The Place to Go For Wok and Woll

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The Place to Go For Wok and Woll
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Still probably at least three times tastier than the Hard Rock proper, I'm willing to bet. - Matty Malaprop

She's Off to the Races

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She's Off to the Races
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... or he. I've never fully understood the gendering of Furbies, so... - Matty Malaprop

So This Probably Should Have Been Posted Last Wednesday, But Whatever

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So This Probably Should Have Been Posted Last Wednesday, But Whatever
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Re: my tardiness, I have one thing to say and one thing only: Frankly my year, I don't give a meep. - Matty Malaprop

I'd Watch This Movie, Volume XXV

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I'd Watch This Movie, Volume XXV
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On today's episode of "I'd Watch This Movie," we are treated to a gritty, gangbanger thriller between rival coke-running sects The Ants and the Grasshoppers. There's also musical numbers and a less-than-subtle Shakespearean streak going on throughout the filmOH WAIT NOW I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT "WEST SIDE STORY" AGAIN. - Matty Malaprop