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By Unknown
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It keeps itself beneath the lid, or else it gets the toast again. - Matty Malaprop

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... because they ain't gonna be pullin' no tips if they don't. - Matty Malaprop

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By chompipeando (Via: 6dollarshirts.com)
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Yep, that's definitely a bomb you don't want to be around at the time of detonation. - Matty Malaprop

Source: 6 Dollar Shirts

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You really couldn't ask for a better receptionist though. He always talks in a way that brings Joseph Gordon-Levitty to everyone's day! - Matty Malaprop

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What's worse, he doesn't even have to search out his victims. His milkshakes bring all the unsuspecting boys to his yard! - Matty Malaprop

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