Surprise! They're All Made Using Real Bear!

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Bear dumplings! Bear-baked beans! Bear chicken, and yes that's a real thing and I know because the recipe book said so! - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC-ish: LIKE A BROCK!

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The only thing I'm certain of is this: Brock's terrible string of rhyming puns makes me really wish I owned a crying pan. - Matty Malaprop

I Love it When... a Flan Comes Together

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So then, does internal sabotaging of a well-laid flan count as a kind of Hannibalism? - Matty Malaprop

This is Why I No Longer Gotye on Facebook

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As Gotye's better half (in that video at least) would say, I really hope these endless "Somebody That I Used To Know" puns eventually Settle Down. - Matty Malaprop

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Peeling FABULOUS!

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... what does fabluous mean? No really. I'm curious. - Matty Malaprop

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