Ackbar Always Gets Caught With His Pants Down

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Yep, that's definitely a bomb you don't want to be around at the time of detonation. - Matty Malaprop

Source: 6 Dollar Shirts

Paul's Boozetique

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Do you think this magical drink was brewed up by a Hot Sauce Committee? - Matty Malaprop

So This Probably Should Have Been Posted Last Wednesday, But Whatever

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Re: my tardiness, I have one thing to say and one thing only: Frankly my year, I don't give a meep. - Matty Malaprop

Fightin' Turds

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Sometimes the creative process is really just a veritable sh*tstorm. - Matty Malaprop

... But What if It's Just a Piddle?

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If you're thinking canonically then you know that all matters of piddling are handled by Ackbar's second-in-command, Captain Rabkca. - Matty Malaprop

I Think They Just Like Getting Plowed

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Don't let them tell you otherwise; every ditch in the world just lives to suck... shocks. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. - Matty Malaprop