Honest Words From Our National Treasure

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Honest Words From Our National Treasure
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At least Nic Cage seems vaguely conscious of his awfulness. Billy Corgan still seems painfully unaware of his. - Matty Malaprop

I Think They Just Like Getting Plowed

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I Think They Just Like Getting Plowed
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Don't let them tell you otherwise; every ditch in the world just lives to suck... shocks. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. - Matty Malaprop

... But What if It's Just a Piddle?

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... But What if It's Just a Piddle?
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If you're thinking canonically then you know that all matters of piddling are handled by Ackbar's second-in-command, Captain Rabkca. - Matty Malaprop

Dude Brah, I'mma Kick You in the JNCOs

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Dude Brah, I'mma Kick You in the JNCOs
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Tekken really is the Jersey Shore of fighting games when you stop and think about it... - Matty Malaprop