Here Comes the Bride

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life,marriage,rhyming,wife,husband,life and death
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Punmaster WinterLove111 says: "Choose carefully..."

Why choose? Just tie the knot and let your lifeblood bleed out slowly! - Matty Malaprop

Air Force Nun

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rhyming,air force one,literalism,nun,airplane,air force
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Proof beyond a reasonable doubt that the papacy is A-OK with dem Papa-planes. #groan - Matty Malaprop

Peeling FABULOUS!

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peeling,feeling,similar sounding,rhyming,banana,prancing,lame,typo
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... what does fabluous mean? No really. I'm curious. - Matty Malaprop

Console-ations

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He's some British bloke rhyming about gaming consoles in a punny way. Um... enjoy? - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Said British bloke uses some naughty words, just FYI.

The Creepiest Hot Dogs You Will Ever Eat

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slender man,vender,rhyming,shoop,literalism
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Sure, they look a little weird, but I promise they're the tenderest, slenderest hotdogs a man could ever vender! - Matty Malaprop

Yes, But They Prefer 4x4s

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car,ditch,Ladies Love,rhyming,variations on a theme
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It's not a great love to have, but once you're in deep there's just no getting out of it. - Matty Malaprop

The Walking Dredd

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judge dredd,juxtaposition,rhyming,shoop,similar sounding,The Walking Dead
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I would watch the hell out of this movie/TV series/whathaveyou. Fr rlz. - Matty Malaprop