Punmaster WinterLove111 says: "Choose carefully..."

Why choose? Just tie the knot and let your lifeblood bleed out slowly! - Matty Malaprop

Proof beyond a reasonable doubt that the papacy is A-OK with dem Papa-planes. #groan - Matty Malaprop

Bear dumplings! Bear-baked beans! Bear chicken, and yes that's a real thing and I know because the recipe book said so! - Matty Malaprop

... what does fabluous mean? No really. I'm curious. - Matty Malaprop

He's some British bloke rhyming about gaming consoles in a punny way. Um... enjoy? - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Said British bloke uses some naughty words, just FYI.

Sure, they look a little weird, but I promise they're the tenderest, slenderest hotdogs a man could ever vender! - Matty Malaprop

It's not a great love to have, but once you're in deep there's just no getting out of it. - Matty Malaprop