He Has a Terrible Sense of Direction, But at Least He's A-Were of It!

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He Has a Terrible Sense of Direction, But at Least He's A-Were of It!
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It's not really his fault though; before he was incorporated into civilization, he always just navigated by the light of the moon. - Matty Malaprop

A Truly En-lightened Beverage

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A Truly En-lightened Beverage
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Sure, the fuddy duddies who buy high-end tea are notorious for putting on airs, but at least now they can be lighter than them! - Matty Malaprop

GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

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GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
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Finally, a competitive sport that's right up my Dali! - Matty Malaprop

This Seems Like a Horrible Idea...

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This Seems Like a Horrible Idea...
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... and here I thought a STAB'd Flamethrower was supposed to make the opposing Pokémon faint? But perhaps I've been mistaken all along... - Matty Malaprop

Claus-trophobia

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Claus-trophobia
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Good thing Spongebob stepped in to intervene in the Saint Nick of time, otherwise who knows what might have happened! - Matty Malaprop

These Kinds of Puns Really Extink!

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These Kinds of Puns Really Extink!
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Hypothetically speaking, does anyone know where one can acquire this cup/saucer combo? Not that I would ever purchase something like this or anything... but no seriously links to this Etsy page plz. #OhWaitLookAtTheSourceLinkYouMoron - Matty Malaprop

Oh No You Di'n't Call Me Bigfoot!

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Oh No You Di'n't Call Me Bigfoot! View Fullscreen
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It's kinda your fault, Sassy. That's the kind of thing you get for always being such a yetease. - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!