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double meaning,literalism,plank,plankton,prefix,suffix,ton
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I mean sure, at that point we'll be mixing measuring systems, but I really don't know what I'd do with a plank-ton, you know? - Matty Malaprop

apple,brand,I,ikea,kia,nokia,prefix,Reframe
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If that's the case, then I have doubts about how safe it is to drive such a vehicle... - Matty Malaprop

advertisement,got,gotye,Hall of Fame,lyrics,milk,name,parody,prefix,rewrite,somebody that i used to k,somebody that i used to know
By Unknown
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BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DRINK IT ALL / NOT EVEN LEAVE A SPLASH FOR MY MORNING COFFEE / GUESS THAT I DON'T NEED MILK THOUGH / I'LL JUST DRINK IT BLACK BEFORE IT STARTS TO GET COLD. #CapsLockB/CGotye'sAlwaysShouting - Matty Malaprop

witch,literalism,sand,sandwich,prefix,suffix
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I meant to pack one for lunch this morning, but I didn't have any broom left in my lunchbox! - Matty Malaprop

jesus,cheese,pattern,cheese grater,similar sounding,prefix
Via: Odd Notxam
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And on the third day, Cheesus rose from the bottom shelf, and it was gouda. - Matty Malaprop

beard,beards,facebook,facial hair,Hall of Fame,months,portmanteaus,prefix,suffix
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As a bearded person, I resent the notion that facial hair is "disgusting." This poster will be hairing from my lawers soon, rest assured. - Matty Malaprop

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