It's not really his fault though; before he was incorporated into civilization, he always just navigated by the light of the moon. - Matty Malaprop
I can hardly bear to see such a noble creature in such a sad and lonely state! - Matty Malaprop
Did you try throwing it in a barrel and pushing it down a river? I hear that method is generally slightly more successful. - Matty Malaprop
On second thought, please don't answer that... - Matty Malaprop
Now with added culture! - Matty Malaprop
Even big cats have issues catching the red dot, you know. - Matty Malaprop
Hot Scotch, on the other hand, could be a very delightful drink when served in the right social context, I think. - Matty Malaprop
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