Oh, I'm sorry, I actually should have asked: "Have you ever wanted to see a supernova up on your clothes?" - Matty Malaprop
... you guys get it? It's sloppy, like pig slop, see? That was clever, right? Okay yeah no it wasn't and I'm so so sorry everybody. - Matty Malaprop
A THING I LEARNED THIS WEEK: Ravel and unravel mean the same thing as verbs! Which makes figuring out their antonyms quite difficult, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
You... you get it? It's a PSYduck LOLOLOLOLOL! - Matty Malaprop
Pokémemes: Gotta catch 'em LOL!
His ability to do almost anything and everything is considered by many to be totally godlike. - Matty Malaprop
For more sci-fi humor, set your phasers to LOL!
Just try not to eat too many of them, okay? I wouldn't want your weight to explode under a caloric Vulcan death grip. - Matty Malaprop
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