The Weight Watchers' Guide to Pokémon

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Don't let yourself give in to the Sweet Scent of Regular, lest you want to see yourself Transformed into a Snorlax. - Matty Malaprop

Pokémemes -- gotta catch 'em LOL!

A Spookily Delicious Phenomenon

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Some people thought Paranormal Snacktivity was a truly terrifying film, but honestly I found it to be a bit cheesy. - Matty Malaprop

See more funny food over at My Food Looks Funny!

Steeroids

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They call him Hogan... Heff Hogan. - Matty Malaprop

Sir Isaac Newt-on

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If the newt urinates on his head, does that mean he's excreting a Newt-on-ian fluid? - Matty Malaprop

Or Maybe They're Just Canine?

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Just don't let them hound you too much with their eyes, otherwise you'll fall victim to their doggy wiles. - Matty Malaprop

All By M-ICE-lf

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I can hardly bear to see such a noble creature in such a sad and lonely state! - Matty Malaprop