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As a bearded person, I resent the notion that facial hair is "disgusting." This poster will be hairing from my lawers soon, rest assured. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Reddit
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If the newt urinates on his head, does that mean he's excreting a Newt-on-ian fluid? - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Some people thought Paranormal Snacktivity was a truly terrifying film, but honestly I found it to be a bit cheesy. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Cybergata
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This is the way the world ends
this is the way the world ends
this is the way the world ends
not with a bang, but alpaca. - Matty Malaprop

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By Ginctm
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Punmaster Ginctm says: "'Upon the climax of the dark solstice, the cats will nom your face.' - Jacob 34:22"

The Bible, like all things, is immensely improved with the addition of KITTEHS. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Snuh
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Beneath all the bass drops, his songs are all really just hopeless love ballads to one Lisa Simpson. - Matty Malaprop

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