Steeroids

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bovine,cow,steroids,similar sounding,prefix,steer
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They call him Hogan... Heff Hogan. - Matty Malaprop

What, No Gorilla Glue?

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crazy,glue,literalism,prefix,Super,regular,types
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I'm a little surprised Mr. Crazy Glue is using an axe. I could have sworn his weapon of choice would be a gluemstick. - Matty Malaprop

Sandwitch

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witch,literalism,sand,sandwich,prefix,suffix
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I meant to pack one for lunch this morning, but I didn't have any broom left in my lunchbox! - Matty Malaprop

My Furniture is so Ferncy!

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furniture,fern,pattern,literalism,prefix,homophone
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Still, it could be better. My stupid remote keeps getting lost underneath the chair's infernal cushion! - Matty Malaprop

Prepare to Cower in Fur

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countdown,alpaca,apocalypse,similar sounding,literalism,prefix
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This is the way the world ends
this is the way the world ends
this is the way the world ends
not with a bang, but alpaca. - Matty Malaprop

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Sir Isaac Newt-on

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newt,shoop,isaac newton,surname,literalism,prefix
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If the newt urinates on his head, does that mean he's excreting a Newt-on-ian fluid? - Matty Malaprop