Seems accurate to me. Missing teeth and all. #biased - Matty Malaprop

Bear dumplings! Bear-baked beans! Bear chicken, and yes that's a real thing and I know because the recipe book said so! - Matty Malaprop

Transfiguration is cool and all, but I woodn't be so happy about becoming a thing for people to sit on if I was this tree. - Matty Malaprop

Whether an old man or a young one, there's no question that he's always been gary, gary attractive. - Matty Malaprop

This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Ginctm says: "'Upon the climax of the dark solstice, the cats will nom your face.' - Jacob 34:22"

The Bible, like all things, is immensely improved with the addition of KITTEHS. - Matty Malaprop

Don't even ask. I'm just as confused about this as you are. - Matty Malaprop