He Took Both Pills

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He Took Both Pills
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He knows kung fu. And also how to make delicious ice cream. But mostly kung fu. - Matty Malaprop

He Has a Very Thor-ough Resume

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He Has a Very Thor-ough Resume
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His ability to do almost anything and everything is considered by many to be totally godlike. - Matty Malaprop

For more sci-fi humor, set your phasers to LOL!

PLUTOnium

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PLUTOnium
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I should have known Steamboat Willie ran on something dubious... - Matty Malaprop

The Only House I Ever Want to Be Sorted Into

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The Only House I Ever Want to Be Sorted Into
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Screw that one house with the badgers. And that one with the griffins. And especially that one with the snakes. This is clearly the best option. - Matty Malaprop

What, No Gorilla Glue?

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What, No Gorilla Glue?
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I'm a little surprised Mr. Crazy Glue is using an axe. I could have sworn his weapon of choice would be a gluemstick. - Matty Malaprop

Cataclysm

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Cataclysm
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Punmaster Ginctm says: "'Upon the climax of the dark solstice, the cats will nom your face.' - Jacob 34:22"

The Bible, like all things, is immensely improved with the addition of KITTEHS. - Matty Malaprop