He knows kung fu. And also how to make delicious ice cream. But mostly kung fu. - Matty Malaprop
His ability to do almost anything and everything is considered by many to be totally godlike. - Matty Malaprop
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I should have known Steamboat Willie ran on something dubious... - Matty Malaprop
Still a better character than Jar Jar. - Matty Malaprop
Screw that one house with the badgers. And that one with the griffins. And especially that one with the snakes. This is clearly the best option. - Matty Malaprop
I'm a little surprised Mr. Crazy Glue is using an axe. I could have sworn his weapon of choice would be a gluemstick. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Ginctm says: "'Upon the climax of the dark solstice, the cats will nom your face.' - Jacob 34:22"
The Bible, like all things, is immensely improved with the addition of KITTEHS. - Matty Malaprop
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