He Was Popping Without Stopping Before it Was Cool

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What brand of chip is this? Oh, well it's pretty obscure. You've probably never heard of it. - Matty Malaprop

No One Will Try to Slash Your Tires Ever Again!

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And man does that self-regeneration sure help you save on your insurance! - Matty Malaprop

TARABULL pun

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Punmaster Moonstruck says: "I actually think this picture is quite TARAfying."

At the risk of angering a certain culture of equine-oriented fans... is this Tara Strong? My facial recognition skills are not really up to snuff most of the time... - Matty Malaprop

PLUTOnium

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I should have known Steamboat Willie ran on something dubious... - Matty Malaprop

GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

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Finally, a competitive sport that's right up my Dali! - Matty Malaprop

He Took Both Pills

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He knows kung fu. And also how to make delicious ice cream. But mostly kung fu. - Matty Malaprop