Songs to Wear Pants to Goes Punder the Sea

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First he conquered plant puns, and now he's really living a life aquatic by the sound of things. - Matty Malaprop

At Least These LEGO Genders Are Distinct

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At Least These LEGO Genders Are Distinct
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I mean, seriously. The old sets were SO INDISTINCT. Do you have any idea how hard it was for me to sprout heterosexual love stories in my fictional LEGO town when I was a kid using the generic lego faces? #ThingsIActuallyDidAsAChild - Matty Malaprop

His Work With the Left Hand is a Bit Sloppy Though...

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His Work With the Left Hand is a Bit Sloppy Though...
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... you guys get it? It's sloppy, like pig slop, see? That was clever, right? Okay yeah no it wasn't and I'm so so sorry everybody. - Matty Malaprop

No, Seriously, the Ground IS Lava!

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No, Seriously, the Ground IS Lava!
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Hot Scotch, on the other hand, could be a very delightful drink when served in the right social context, I think. - Matty Malaprop