Still, it could be better. My stupid remote keeps getting lost underneath the chair's infernal cushion! - Matty Malaprop

This is the way the world ends
this is the way the world ends
this is the way the world ends
not with a bang, but alpaca. - Matty Malaprop

See more cute and funny animals at I Can Has Cheezburger!

If the newt urinates on his head, does that mean he's excreting a Newt-on-ian fluid? - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster fattyevan says: "I was bored in class. No _ there!"

I'm glad fattyevan provided me with his post description, otherwise deciphering this pun would have been a rather in_mountable challenge! - Matty Malaprop

Man, chemistry graffiti is the WORST graffiti. - Matty Malaprop

And on the third day, Cheesus rose from the bottom shelf, and it was gouda. - Matty Malaprop

His propaganda truly mutated the way his admirers thought... - Matty Malaprop