I should have known Steamboat Willie ran on something dubious... - Matty Malaprop

Finally, a competitive sport that's right up my Dali! - Matty Malaprop

He knows kung fu. And also how to make delicious ice cream. But mostly kung fu. - Matty Malaprop

They call him Hogan... Heff Hogan. - Matty Malaprop

I'm a little surprised Mr. Crazy Glue is using an axe. I could have sworn his weapon of choice would be a gluemstick. - Matty Malaprop

I meant to pack one for lunch this morning, but I didn't have any broom left in my lunchbox! - Matty Malaprop

Is double crowning a real thing? HOW DO I PAGEANT-SPEAK? - Matty Malaprop