And It's Also Not Constantinople

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And It's Also Not Constantinople
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Who's the Turkey now, you crazy bovine? - Matty Malaprop

No One Will Try to Slash Your Tires Ever Again!

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No One Will Try to Slash Your Tires Ever Again!
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And man does that self-regeneration sure help you save on your insurance! - Matty Malaprop

The Only Desert I'll Never Try

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The Only Desert I'll Never Try
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I've made it a point in the year-and-a-half that I've run this site to try and stay mostly non-political. But seriously punmasters, SOPA and PIPA MUST be stopped. Call your senators. Get involved. Keep the internet full of Lolcats and puns! - Matty Malaprop

Learn more about PIPA (and how to prevent it!) here.

This Seems Like a Horrible Idea...

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This Seems Like a Horrible Idea...
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... and here I thought a STAB'd Flamethrower was supposed to make the opposing Pokémon faint? But perhaps I've been mistaken all along... - Matty Malaprop