It's Not My Favorite Vegetable, But it Sure is Cute!

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It's Not My Favorite Vegetable, But it Sure is Cute!
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It's also the best-behaved vegetable I've ever encountered. You tell it to get in the steamer, and it gets in the steamer! - Matty Malaprop

Ever Wanted to See a Supernova Up Close?

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Ever Wanted to See a Supernova Up Close?
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Oh, I'm sorry, I actually should have asked: "Have you ever wanted to see a supernova up on your clothes?" - Matty Malaprop

Claus-trophobia

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Claus-trophobia
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Good thing Spongebob stepped in to intervene in the Saint Nick of time, otherwise who knows what might have happened! - Matty Malaprop

He Was Popping Without Stopping Before it Was Cool

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He Was Popping Without Stopping Before it Was Cool
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What brand of chip is this? Oh, well it's pretty obscure. You've probably never heard of it. - Matty Malaprop

No One Will Try to Slash Your Tires Ever Again!

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No One Will Try to Slash Your Tires Ever Again!
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And man does that self-regeneration sure help you save on your insurance! - Matty Malaprop

TARABULL pun

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TARABULL pun
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Punmaster Moonstruck says: "I actually think this picture is quite TARAfying."

At the risk of angering a certain culture of equine-oriented fans... is this Tara Strong? My facial recognition skills are not really up to snuff most of the time... - Matty Malaprop