PLUTOnium

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PLUTOnium
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I should have known Steamboat Willie ran on something dubious... - Matty Malaprop

Oh No, There Goes My Cochlea...

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Oh No, There Goes My Cochlea...
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Soccer? But I barely even know her! #clichénonsequitursftw - Matty Malaprop

What, No Gorilla Glue?

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What, No Gorilla Glue?
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I'm a little surprised Mr. Crazy Glue is using an axe. I could have sworn his weapon of choice would be a gluemstick. - Matty Malaprop

Sounds Like a Lovely Place, Really

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Sounds Like a Lovely Place, Really
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Such laughable forms of punishment aren't terribly compelling reasons for repeat punfenders to repunt, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

You Finally Got it Right!

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You Finally Got it Right!
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Having a photo to remind you finally did the Jedi Mind Trick in helping you remember which droids to search out. Your Sith leader must be so proud! - Matty Malaprop