I'm sorry, Punmasters. The Bronies made me post this. I'm deeply ashamed and am now off to commit seppuku. - Matty Malaprop
The first time I ever saw one, I totally shat bricks! - Matty Malaprop
Ain't nothin' wrong with being thorough and efficient, if you ask me. I've always been a huge fan of killing two birds with one stone. - Matty Malaprop
Screw that one house with the badgers. And that one with the griffins. And especially that one with the snakes. This is clearly the best option. - Matty Malaprop
My only hope is that he has a sidekick named Robonobo. - Matty Malaprop
It's an experiment about nothing! - Matty Malaprop
Jewphoria really is the only way to describe that feel when you realize jew only live once. - Matty Malaprop
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