Flute-ershy

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Bronies,flute,flutter,fluttershy,Hall of Fame,literalism,my little pony,pony,prefix,similar sounding
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I'm sorry, Punmasters. The Bronies made me post this. I'm deeply ashamed and am now off to commit seppuku. - Matty Malaprop

More Like GNAR-Wall, Amirite?

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gnarly,literalism,narwhal,prefix,wall
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The first time I ever saw one, I totally shat bricks! - Matty Malaprop

Sorry, I Never Accept Any Work That Isn't Done in Triplikeet

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Ain't nothin' wrong with being thorough and efficient, if you ask me. I've always been a huge fan of killing two birds with one stone. - Matty Malaprop

The Only House I Ever Want to Be Sorted Into

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Hall of Fame,Harry Potter,house,houses,literalism,prefix,similar sounding,sloth,slytherin,snape
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Screw that one house with the badgers. And that one with the griffins. And especially that one with the snakes. This is clearly the best option. - Matty Malaprop

He is the Fuzziest Dark Knight You'll Ever Meet!

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bat,batman,literalism,lolwut,prefix,Wombat
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My only hope is that he has a sidekick named Robonobo. - Matty Malaprop

Move Over, Bill Nye

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literalism,logo,prefix,science,seinfeld,similar sounding
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It's an experiment about nothing! - Matty Malaprop

#JOLO

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euphoria,Hall of Fame,jew,lolwut,prefix,similar sounding
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Jewphoria really is the only way to describe that feel when you realize jew only live once. - Matty Malaprop

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