Show me a photo of Charlie Sheen with a vibrant sheen, and THEN we'll talk about Sheen puns. - Matty Malaprop
Quite conveniently, you can find them at nearly every grocery store in their adorable and easy-to-spot Raspu-tin. - Matty Malaprop
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... but doesn't that just make him Squanto? - Matty Malaprop
BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DRINK IT ALL / NOT EVEN LEAVE A SPLASH FOR MY MORNING COFFEE / GUESS THAT I DON'T NEED MILK THOUGH / I'LL JUST DRINK IT BLACK BEFORE IT STARTS TO GET COLD. #CapsLockB/CGotye'sAlwaysShouting - Matty Malaprop
There are no words I can muster to convey my level of awe over this. - Matty Malaprop
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