I should have known Steamboat Willie ran on something dubious... - Matty Malaprop
Soccer? But I barely even know her! #clichénonsequitursftw - Matty Malaprop
I'm a little surprised Mr. Crazy Glue is using an axe. I could have sworn his weapon of choice would be a gluemstick. - Matty Malaprop
Such laughable forms of punishment aren't terribly compelling reasons for repeat punfenders to repunt, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
Having a photo to remind you finally did the Jedi Mind Trick in helping you remember which droids to search out. Your Sith leader must be so proud! - Matty Malaprop
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