If You Feelin' Like a Meme, Go and Brush Your Shoulders Off

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If You Feelin' Like a Meme, Go and Brush Your Shoulders Off
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Though if you're sexually aroused by copious amounts of dust, there are probably other things you ought to be doing instead of brushing your shoulders off... like seeing a therapist, or checking yourself into an institution... - Matty Malaprop

One Keet - Parakeet

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One Keet - Parakeet
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This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop

His Latest Album is Produced By Matt Groening

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His Latest Album is Produced By Matt Groening
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Beneath all the bass drops, his songs are all really just hopeless love ballads to one Lisa Simpson. - Matty Malaprop

I'm Lovin' It!

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I'm Lovin' It!
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♪Angie, Angie, I spent an hour in your line / Angie, Angie, where the hell's my side of fries? ♪ - Matty Malaprop