Such laughable forms of punishment aren't terribly compelling reasons for repeat punfenders to repunt, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
Soccer? But I barely even know her! #clichénonsequitursftw - Matty Malaprop
Wait a second... if you replace every word in the worst pop songs with food words, the music automatically becomes 50 percent more listenable and 150 percent tastier! SOMEBODY PUT ME ON THE PHONE WITH UMG! - Matty Malaprop
Who's the Turkey now, you crazy bovine? - Matty Malaprop
Still a better character than Jar Jar. - Matty Malaprop
I should have known Steamboat Willie ran on something dubious... - Matty Malaprop
I guess this is just further proof that dull people can never appreciate truly sharp wit. - Matty Malaprop
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