I'm sorry, Punmasters. The Bronies made me post this. I'm deeply ashamed and am now off to commit seppuku. - Matty Malaprop
Oh, I'm sorry, I actually should have asked: "Have you ever wanted to see a supernova up on your clothes?" - Matty Malaprop
I'm a little surprised Mr. Crazy Glue is using an axe. I could have sworn his weapon of choice would be a gluemstick. - Matty Malaprop
But what if there is no spoon? Will Reese simply be ereesed from the annals of history? - Matty Malaprop
Despite the critical success of Black Swan, Fox Searchlight wouldn't shell out the same kind of budget for a sequel... and, well, this is the best Aronofsky could come up with. - Matty Malaprop
And he's post-op, so now he transforms into a minivan. Lady's gotta get her kids to soccer practice somehow, amirite? - Matty Malaprop
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