Sounds Like a Lovely Place, Really

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Such laughable forms of punishment aren't terribly compelling reasons for repeat punfenders to repunt, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Oh No, There Goes My Cochlea...

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Soccer? But I barely even know her! #clichénonsequitursftw - Matty Malaprop

Sushi Sushi, Fettucini Fettucini, Stew-y Stew-y, Lobster

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Wait a second... if you replace every word in the worst pop songs with food words, the music automatically becomes 50 percent more listenable and 150 percent tastier! SOMEBODY PUT ME ON THE PHONE WITH UMG! - Matty Malaprop

And It's Also Not Constantinople

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Who's the Turkey now, you crazy bovine? - Matty Malaprop

PLUTOnium

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I should have known Steamboat Willie ran on something dubious... - Matty Malaprop

Punny Humor is Always to Die For!

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knife,nice,prefix,running joke,similar sounding,stab,stable
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I guess this is just further proof that dull people can never appreciate truly sharp wit. - Matty Malaprop

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