And so often I feel that lying and deceit are just direct side effects of that sinful thing called pride. - Matty Malaprop
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You get it? Because there's three carrots, a dime AND a pin. Oh god, fine, yeah, that's a huge stretch WHATEVER THOUGH I REGRET NOTHING! - Matty Malaprop
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Though it was well received, it was also the record that planted the seeds of demise for Smashing Pumpkins. - Matty Malaprop
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