*Rimshot*

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*Rimshot*
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You can also call it a scientific marvel, though I suppose that doesn't have much of a ring to it. - Matty Malaprop

Talk About a Buckshot

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Talk About a Buckshot
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Black bear just got burned so hard, he's going to need a winter's worth of hibernation for his creys. - Matty Malaprop

Three Karat Diamond Pin

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Three Karat Diamond Pin
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You get it? Because there's three carrots, a dime AND a pin. Oh god, fine, yeah, that's a huge stretch WHATEVER THOUGH I REGRET NOTHING! - Matty Malaprop

We'll Always Have Paris

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We'll Always Have Paris
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Or we would, if that bastard Bison didn't keep crashing our parties... - Matty Malaprop