Punmaster YJCH0I says: "Horatio Caine weighs in on an avian predicament."
Well owl be damned, a somewhat funny CSI: Miami pun! - Matty Malaprop
I don't care if it's a cute mnemonic device, pedretta. Your uncle's explanation is FULL OF LIES, and for that he ought be punished. - Matty Malaprop
True story: I have a friend who owns this shirt. He's exactly as nerdy as you'd imagine. - Matty Malaprop
So his recurring "guy who has severe psychological" issues role stems from daddy issues? Everything makes so much more sense now! - Matty Malaprop
... well, um, it's better than mold, I guess? - Matty Malaprop
Not to be picky... but isn't this haus closer to the curb than the middle of the street? I think the song a lot less catchy... #puncrusher - Matty Malaprop
Also, full of pizzazz. That's another thing you can call an alligator in a vest. - Matty Malaprop