homophones

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Don't be too alarmed though. He's just got his feathers in a bundle. I'm sure he'll get over it soon enough. - Matty Malaprop

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And I hope, should I ever propose, that you'll gladly say "I doe." - Matty Malaprop

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Some days you're the windshield, and... wait, where was I even going with this? - Matty Malaprop

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It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop

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In the case of these finger-flairs, they really are a dime a dozen! - Matty Malaprop

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No, seriously, this comic is my life. And my middle name is STEVEN. GET OUT OF MY HEAD COMIC CREATOR!! - Matty Malaprop