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This place seems like paradise, to me. - Matty Malaprop

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And here I thought this was going to turn into yet another Taken spoof. So glad that's not the case! - Matty Malaprop

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He's a fighter, I'll give him that, but the shrapnel is literally squeezing the life out of him! If we don't get him to a medic before he runs out of juice, then I fear he'll be nothing but a bloody pulp by nightfall. - Matty Malaprop

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But I'll let it fly I guess... BECAUSE OMG LOOK AT THOSE DERPY POOFY CHEEKS. - Matty Malaprop

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I know it's exciting, but I'm gonna have to ask you to stay in your seat, Ennis. - Matty Malaprop

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