If you're going to pun homophonically, then for the love of god you could at least use actual homophones! - Matty Malaprop
Actually, Lili Elbe kinda sounds like a good mutant nickname. LILY ELBOW, whose power is shooting flowers out of her elb-OH WAIT that's actually really lame... - Matty Malaprop
Unfortunately for all involved, her rebel yell fell on no ears at all in the barrenness of the moor. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, orange you a little worried that we're rushing into things to quickly? - Matty Malaprop
You get it? Because there's three carrots, a dime AND a pin. Oh god, fine, yeah, that's a huge stretch WHATEVER THOUGH I REGRET NOTHING! - Matty Malaprop
It's conversations like this that ultimate torah their family apart. - Matty Malaprop
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Put this one down on the list of "things I'm glad are really actually truly really real." - Matty Malaprop
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