You're Also Mispronouncing That Name TERRIBLY

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You're Also Mispronouncing That Name TERRIBLY
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If you're going to pun homophonically, then for the love of god you could at least use actual homophones! - Matty Malaprop

You Might Say They All Went Rogue...

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You Might Say They All Went Rogue...
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Actually, Lili Elbe kinda sounds like a good mutant nickname. LILY ELBOW, whose power is shooting flowers out of her elb-OH WAIT that's actually really lame... - Matty Malaprop

Moor, Moor, More!

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Moor, Moor, More!
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Unfortunately for all involved, her rebel yell fell on no ears at all in the barrenness of the moor. - Matty Malaprop

I Just Don't Want Us to Take This Love for Pomegranate!

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I Just Don't Want Us to Take This Love for Pomegranate!
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I mean, orange you a little worried that we're rushing into things to quickly? - Matty Malaprop

Three Karat Diamond Pin

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Three Karat Diamond Pin
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You get it? Because there's three carrots, a dime AND a pin. Oh god, fine, yeah, that's a huge stretch WHATEVER THOUGH I REGRET NOTHING! - Matty Malaprop

Same Great Taste, Now With Added Innuendo!

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Same Great Taste, Now With Added Innuendo!
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Put this one down on the list of "things I'm glad are really actually truly really real." - Matty Malaprop