Cooking with Grillex

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skrillex,shoop,cooking,beets,literalism,grill,homophones,bass,double meaning,beats
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Punmaster Travis says: "Hard to trust him with the bass... he can't seem to grip it too well."

I'm not much of a dubstep fan, but I do WUB me a nice home-cooked meal! - Matty Malaprop

*Rimshot*

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Bad Joke Eel,body,Hall of Fame,homophones,knows,no,nobody,nose
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You can also call it a scientific marvel, though I suppose that doesn't have much of a ring to it. - Matty Malaprop

Surprise! It Was Fool's Gold the Whole Time!

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double meaning,e,homophones,iron,irony,literalism,shape
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Feel free to steel this one the next time you need to employ a metal-related pun and impress your friends. - Matty Malaprop

Carrion Luggage

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airport,carrion,literalism,homophones,carry on,double meaning,luggage
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Ugh, this is the last straw! Alaska Airlines is dead to me thanks to this! - Matty Malaprop

Resisting a Rest

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arrest,double meaning,Hall of Fame,homophone,homophones,literalism,lolwut,resistance,resisting,rest
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Maybe you'd have an easier time running from the cops if you weren't such a La-Z-Boy... - Matty Malaprop

Everything Went Better Than Expected!

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false expectations,kid,napping,homophones,space,everything went better than expected,kidnapping
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And here I thought this was going to turn into yet another Taken spoof. So glad that's not the case! - Matty Malaprop

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