homophones

Hugh Manatee
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I'd really love it if rottenray could help me paint my House. He clearly has a knack for color coordination. - Matty Malaprop

Via: Google
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... and I appreciate the effort... but how about you leave the puncrafting to the professionals next time, alright? - Matty Malaprop

Via: Reddit
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Man, what is it with all these TAs with strange names? Helen Waite for my English class, and Fa Kyerself for my philosophy class... - Matty Malaprop

I'm Not An Artist
By Youffle
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The submitter titled this post "I'm Not An Artist." I'm just going to weigh in on this matter and say that I beg to differ. - Matty Malaprop

Via: Domics
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In addition to being inspiring, their presentation was downright hilarious. It left the whole crowd laughing so hard it hertz! - Matty Malaprop