And then she shouted "BAYER WITH ME!" ... and everyone turned into aspirin. - Matty Malaprop

Zebras, z-bras, Zaireekas... they're all the same thing, right? - Matty Malaprop

He can walk the meerwalk, but I'm terribly skeptical as to whether or not this kitty can talk the meertalk. - Matty Malaprop

Check out more funny animals at Animal Capshunz!

In addition to being inspiring, their presentation was downright hilarious. It left the whole crowd laughing so hard it hertz! - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Ceesick says: "The most confusing day of the year at the convention center."

I simply could not bring myself to change Ceesick's title for this post. That's a faux-intelligentsian title straight after my own condescending heart right there. - Matty Malaprop

You really ought to take this guy seriously. He most definitely is not afraid to shoot. - Matty Malaprop

Personally I'd like about 12 more boxes of raspberries, but this does seem like a pretty sick way to go out. - Matty Malaprop