Well That Doesn't Sound Very Good...

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innuendo,dill doe,literalism,homophones,double meaning
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Doe, a dill doe, a female... toy? Oh goodness... - Matty Malaprop

R.I.P. IN PEACE PLUTO!!!!

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plan,Party,homophones,space,planet
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Yes, R.I.P. in peace. Deliberate redundancy. Pluto deserves it. You got a problem with that???? - Matty Malaprop

Examples of Mentors

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best ever,examples,homophones,mentors,similar sounding,yahoo answers
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6) If you have a German friend who thinks Scandinavian dudes are super hot, then she's really into Men-Thors. - Matty Malaprop

I'd Really Rather Not...

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homophones,jokes,let us,lettuce,literalism,request,vegetable,yet
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Come on now; everyone knows the only funny vegetable is the potato. - Matty Malaprop

ALL of the Paradoxes!

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paradox,doc,pair,doctor,pear,homophones,docks
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This place seems like paradise, to me. - Matty Malaprop

It's Probably Also Hard for Him to Stay Foaly on Track

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a head,ahead,Hall of Fame,head,homophones,horse,Horse Racing,literalism,racing,space,the headless horseman
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It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop