Dandy Lions

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dandelion,dandy,double meaning,Hall of Fame,homophones,lion,lions,literalism
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Quite. Or Roar. I don't know. I've never met a dandy lion before. - Matty Malaprop

But Your Puns Very Well Might...

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sever,Harry Potter,Awkward,us,homophones,uncomfortable,Severus Snape,Cats
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I'm serious; if you keep making terrible Potterpuns, I'm not going to hesitate in showing you the Dumbledore. - Matty Malaprop

This Practically Doubles as a Flaming Lips Album Cover

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zebra,bra,homophones,double meaning,z,shape
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Zebras, z-bras, Zaireekas... they're all the same thing, right? - Matty Malaprop

Chuck Testa?

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class,docs,doctors,double meaning,homophones,literalism,medics,pair,paradox,slang,Team Fortress 2
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I mean, if he can stitch up a Rhino, then certainly he should have no trouble doing the same thing to a Heavy, right? - Matty Malaprop