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There are no words I can muster to convey my level of awe over this. - Matty Malaprop
And I hope, should I ever propose, that you'll gladly say "I doe." - Matty Malaprop
Forget making reference to the pun above; does anyone know where I can get myself one of these babies? - Matty Malaprop
You know, to satiate all the vultures out there that prey on advice memes like this one... - Matty Malaprop
I think this pun needs more cowbell... - Matty Malaprop
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