It's Fry Day!

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31st century,FRIDAY,fry,futurama,homophones,literalism,meme,parody,Rebecca Black,single,song
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I'd Really Rather Not...

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homophones,jokes,let us,lettuce,literalism,request,vegetable,yet
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Come on now; everyone knows the only funny vegetable is the potato. - Matty Malaprop

These Boots Were Made For... Talkin'?

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ahead,boots,follow,foot,go,go on,hat,head,homophones,literalism,promise
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I think this pun needs more cowbell... - Matty Malaprop

Talk About Censor-y Deprivation

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can,Hall of Fame,homophones,I,literalism,nazi,not,now,see
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Do you see what happens, Hitler, when you invade Poland? BLINDNESS HAPPENS. LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES. - Matty Malaprop

Something Tells Me We're Not in Kansas Anymore...

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carrion,carry on,carry on my wayward son,Hall of Fame,homophones,Kansas,literalism,song
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I mean HONESTLY whoever heard of talking vultures in the great state of Kansas? - Matty Malaprop

And the Infinite Nomminess?

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broccoli,homophones,juxtaposition,literalism,melancholy,melon,prefix,suffix,watermelon
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Though it was well received, it was also the record that planted the seeds of demise for Smashing Pumpkins. - Matty Malaprop

... Not Particularly, No.

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you,song,lolwut,pussycat dolls,homophones,wish,jewish
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I will simply never understand how that song became a hit(ler) single... - Matty Malaprop