homophones

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Via: Reddit
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He's even cuter than his not-genetically-compromised counterparts! - Matty Malaprop

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They were originally assembled under the group name "Tub Thumpers," but after the legal system knocked them down, they got back up again under the name you know and love today. - Matty Malaprop

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By paracog
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It paralyzes your face AND it creates waterborne bovine! What could possibly be better? - Matty Malaprop

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By Static_Bunny (Via: The Pepper Pancake)
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Punmaster Static_Bunny says: "Pepper is looking to at leash get a girl on his side."

Is it weird that the fourth panel immediately reminded me precisely of Bane from The Dark Knight Rises and nothing else? Because it did. - Matty Malaprop

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Um... Hulk Smash? Am I doing this right? #NoYouAreNotStupidModerator - Matty Malaprop