homophones

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I don't care if it's a cute mnemonic device, pedretta. Your uncle's explanation is FULL OF LIES, and for that he ought be punished. - Matty Malaprop

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Man, what is it with all these TAs with strange names? Helen Waite for my English class, and Fa Kyerself for my philosophy class... - Matty Malaprop

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Seems to me like this friendship ended up pretty broken after Pepper snapped and started a graphite. - Matty Malaprop

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It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm serious; if you keep making terrible Potterpuns, I'm not going to hesitate in showing you the Dumbledore. - Matty Malaprop

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Apparently this is an actual tattoo that was specifically made to look like it was done in ball-point pen. The more you know, I guess? - Matty Malaprop

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Zebras, z-bras, Zaireekas... they're all the same thing, right? - Matty Malaprop

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