homophones

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By esteTom
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Go on shawty, it's your one hundred and eleventieth birthday; we gon' party like it's your one hundred and eleventieth birthday. - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster Ceesick says: "The most confusing day of the year at the convention center."

I simply could not bring myself to change Ceesick's title for this post. That's a faux-intelligentsian title straight after my own condescending heart right there. - Matty Malaprop

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By Static_Bunny (Via: The Pepper Pancake)
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Seems to me like this friendship ended up pretty broken after Pepper snapped and started a graphite. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Reddit
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Doe, a dill doe, a female... toy? Oh goodness... - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Pacific Islanders
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Punmasters, what is your jam for the day? Mine is "Tracks (Tall Bodies)" by Chelsea Wolfe. - Matty Malaprop

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