Maybe you just need some cents knoxed into you in order to figure out how it functions? - Matty Malaprop

He's a superhero god AND he knows how to tickle the ivories? Color me impressed! - Matty Malaprop

It doesn't hurt that he's basically the big cheese around his office, either. - Matty Malaprop

He tried to take the story of his unlawful denial of employment to the press, but they wrote it off as yellow journalism. - Matty Malaprop

I'm sure there's another reason it doesn't work in the canon, but that probably doesn't lend itself to a pun as easily. - Matty Malaprop

What I wanna know is: How long does it take someone to learn to be ambiphonidextrous? - Matty Malaprop