He Knows From Experience

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blow,Demolitions,expert,Hall of Fame,homophones,innuendo,load,lode,miner,minor,shaft,trouble
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Let's just say he's intimately familiar with the problems attached to cramming canaries into coal mines. - Matty Malaprop

Your Uncle Was Kind of An Ass...

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double meaning,homophone,homophones,lies,literalism,mnemonic,pair,paralyze
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I don't care if it's a cute mnemonic device, pedretta. Your uncle's explanation is FULL OF LIES, and for that he ought be punished. - Matty Malaprop

DINO-MITE!!

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dino,double meaning,dynamite,homophones,literalism,mite
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And here we see the elusive Bronticksaurus... a baffling blood-sucking herbivore with eight legs and an ADORABLE widdle face. - Matty Malaprop

Carrion Luggage

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airport,carrion,literalism,homophones,carry on,double meaning,luggage
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Ugh, this is the last straw! Alaska Airlines is dead to me thanks to this! - Matty Malaprop

You're Also Mispronouncing That Name TERRIBLY

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but not really,carl sagan,FAIL,Hall of Fame,homophones,sagan,saying,similar sounding
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If you're going to pun homophonically, then for the love of god you could at least use actual homophones! - Matty Malaprop