Carl Marks

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Carl Marks
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When stop to think about it, he is kind of a philosopher in his own right. - Matty Malaprop

He's Like a Pun Boyscout...

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He's Like a Pun Boyscout...
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And by that I mean I REALLY DISLIKE BOYSCOUTS. #yesiamawarethismakesnosense #dealwithit - Matty Malaprop

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Dandy Lions

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Dandy Lions
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Quite. Or Roar. I don't know. I've never met a dandy lion before. - Matty Malaprop

That Doesn't Seem Physically Possible...

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That Doesn't Seem Physically Possible...
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Besides, I made a call to Morrow yesterday and I still haven't heard back! - Matty Malaprop

Only Made for Cuban Puns

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Only Made for Cuban Puns
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Just don't try and argue with the man, unless you want to magically "disappear" quicker than a Che of light. - Matty Malaprop

A Good Question, a Great Answer

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A Good Question, a Great Answer
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Also, full of pizzazz. That's another thing you can call an alligator in a vest. - Matty Malaprop