And the Infinite Nomminess?

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broccoli,homophones,juxtaposition,literalism,melancholy,melon,prefix,suffix,watermelon
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Though it was well received, it was also the record that planted the seeds of demise for Smashing Pumpkins. - Matty Malaprop

O R They?

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Jason Schwartzman, why are you the greatest human being? - Matty Malaprop

Now She Has Sycamore to Love!

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wooden,variations on a theme,implants,literalism,facebook,homophones,liaison,double meaning
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I'm glad I came across this punny conversation. I'd been pining for some good wood jokes for a while now. - Matty Malaprop

Carrion Luggage

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airport,carrion,literalism,homophones,carry on,double meaning,luggage
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Ugh, this is the last straw! Alaska Airlines is dead to me thanks to this! - Matty Malaprop

A Big Mistake

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big,double meaning,homophones,literalism,miss,mistake,steak
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Don't call her fat though; she's just big-boned. - Matty Malaprop

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