And I Yawn. Big Deal.

Favorite
homophones,i scream,ice cream,literalism,screaming
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... that's why there's always a few seconds of silence every time iPhone you. - Matty Malaprop

That's Strait Up Whack!

Favorite
alaskan,bering,bering strait,double meaning,homophone,homophones,lolwut,russian,strait
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You know what isn't funny like this pun? Siberian prison camps. - Matty Malaprop

A Big Mistake

Favorite
big,double meaning,homophones,literalism,miss,mistake,steak
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Don't call her fat though; she's just big-boned. - Matty Malaprop

And the Infinite Nomminess?

Favorite
broccoli,homophones,juxtaposition,literalism,melancholy,melon,prefix,suffix,watermelon
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Though it was well received, it was also the record that planted the seeds of demise for Smashing Pumpkins. - Matty Malaprop

But I Don't Think You're Ready for This Jelly

Favorite
dam,damn,idiom,literalism,homophones,jam
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Punmasters, what is your jam for the day? Mine is "Tracks (Tall Bodies)" by Chelsea Wolfe. - Matty Malaprop