Your Uncle Was Kind of An Ass...

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Your Uncle Was Kind of An Ass...
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I don't care if it's a cute mnemonic device, pedretta. Your uncle's explanation is FULL OF LIES, and for that he ought be punished. - Matty Malaprop

Pooh Puns

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Pooh Puns
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How many knots could a piglet not knot if a piglet could not knot knots? - Matty Malaprop

He Wants to Grow Up to be a Quarterback

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He Wants to Grow Up to be a Quarterback
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So his recurring "guy who has severe psychological" issues role stems from daddy issues? Everything makes so much more sense now! - Matty Malaprop