I don't always spell out punchlines in my post titles, but when I do I completely ruin the (structural) integrity of the joke in the process. - Matty Malaprop
And then she shouted "BAYER WITH ME!" ... and everyone turned into aspirin. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, if he can stitch up a Rhino, then certainly he should have no trouble doing the same thing to a Heavy, right? - Matty Malaprop
Kale Mary, full of grapes... - Matty Malaprop
Curse you, otters... even your heartbreak is overwhelmingly adorable! - Matty Malaprop
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