VIDEO: Pun Hunting at the Grocery Store

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Pleated Jeans (aka Jeff Wysaski aka Jeff Wysaskadk;asdjklafsdfjkl) has infiltrated the lair of some of the most groan-inducing of all puns: Grocery puns. Let's watch him on his journey, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

Are Jew Kidding Me?

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It's conversations like this that ultimate torah their family apart. - Matty Malaprop

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Well, It Definitely Conforms to Rule 34

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Ke$ha Needs More Cowbell

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Just Wait Until Its Metamorphosis

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When it shatters its plaster cocoon, it will emerge as a beautiful marbled cat/fly! - Matty Malaprop

The Avengers

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Let's just hope none of them get married and subsequently die in battle, lest they end up having a widow they'll never go black to. - Matty Malaprop

Yes, it makes cents

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