A-Door-Able

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able,adorable,door,handicap,homophones,literalism,suffix
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I don't always spell out punchlines in my post titles, but when I do I completely ruin the (structural) integrity of the joke in the process. - Matty Malaprop

I Honestly Don't Know Which One I'd Prefer

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idiom,bear,misinterpretation,homophones,Command,bare
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And then she shouted "BAYER WITH ME!" ... and everyone turned into aspirin. - Matty Malaprop

Chuck Testa?

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class,docs,doctors,double meaning,homophones,literalism,medics,pair,paradox,slang,Team Fortress 2
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I mean, if he can stitch up a Rhino, then certainly he should have no trouble doing the same thing to a Heavy, right? - Matty Malaprop

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