I mean HONESTLY whoever heard of talking vultures in the great state of Kansas? - Matty Malaprop
He's a superhero god AND he knows how to tickle the ivories? Color me impressed! - Matty Malaprop
Black bear just got burned so hard, he's going to need a winter's worth of hibernation for his creys. - Matty Malaprop
It's a Minnie in a Mini(skirt) in a Mini! MINCEPTION. - Matty Malaprop
Sorry, sorry, I jest. But no seriously, you find it a divider strainer? - Matty Malaprop
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