Well maybe if your schedule was a little more flexible you could have a little more fun... - Matty Malaprop

L-key-hoLism is a very serious issue. If you know someone who suffers from it, make sure to write a Letter to a LocaL counseLor to see what you can do to heLp. - Matty MaLaprop

You know what isn't funny like this pun? Siberian prison camps. - Matty Malaprop

Personally, I've long rejected binary understands of any and all things, so I refuse to succumb to this kind of indocktrination. - Matty Malaprop