You know, to satiate all the vultures out there that prey on advice memes like this one... - Matty Malaprop

How many knots could a piglet not knot if a piglet could not knot knots? - Matty Malaprop

For Zero, decelerating in School Zones has always been a rather sworded affair. - Matty Malaprop

Or we would, if that bastard Bison didn't keep crashing our parties... - Matty Malaprop

Just don't try and argue with the man, unless you want to magically "disappear" quicker than a Che of light. - Matty Malaprop

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