homophones

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Personally, I've long rejected binary understands of any and all things, so I refuse to succumb to this kind of indocktrination. - Matty Malaprop

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You get it? Because there's three carrots, a dime AND a pin. Oh god, fine, yeah, that's a huge stretch WHATEVER THOUGH I REGRET NOTHING! - Matty Malaprop

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And here we see the elusive Bronticksaurus... a baffling blood-sucking herbivore with eight legs and an ADORABLE widdle face. - Matty Malaprop