homophones

It's madness, sheer MADNESS!
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Not to be picky... but isn't this haus closer to the curb than the middle of the street? I think the song a lot less catchy... #puncrusher - Matty Malaprop

Mustache, Eyebrows
By Unknown
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Man, the simplicity of google has really been the armpits for people who like to ask riddles. - Matty Malaprop

Wreck + Tangle =
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Forget making reference to the pun above; does anyone know where I can get myself one of these babies? - Matty Malaprop

Untitled
By xyzpdq1
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Personally, I've long rejected binary understands of any and all things, so I refuse to succumb to this kind of indocktrination. - Matty Malaprop

Udderly LEGENDAIRY
By dominicsoh (Via: Pocket Puns)
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Is this the part where the laugh track kicks in? - Matty Malaprop