When stop to think about it, he is kind of a philosopher in his own right. - Matty Malaprop
If you can think of an animal, I'm sure the Internet hivemind can manage to lynx it to something punny, no problem. - Matty Malaprop
After all, he was the former CEO's main squeeze. #ApplesAreTotallyOrangesNow #Didn'tYouGetTheMemo? - Matty Malaprop
Let's just hope none of them get married and subsequently die in battle, lest they end up having a widow they'll never go black to. - Matty Malaprop
In Soviet Russia, moss always points at you. - Matty Malaprop
Maybe you just need some cents knoxed into you in order to figure out how it functions? - Matty Malaprop
Personally, I've long rejected binary understands of any and all things, so I refuse to succumb to this kind of indocktrination. - Matty Malaprop
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