Carl Marks

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When stop to think about it, he is kind of a philosopher in his own right. - Matty Malaprop

And You Thought the Animal Puns Were at Their End

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If you can think of an animal, I'm sure the Internet hivemind can manage to lynx it to something punny, no problem. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe He Pressed Jobs Too Hard?

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After all, he was the former CEO's main squeeze. #ApplesAreTotallyOrangesNow #Didn'tYouGetTheMemo? - Matty Malaprop

The Avengers

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Let's just hope none of them get married and subsequently die in battle, lest they end up having a widow they'll never go black to. - Matty Malaprop

Here's Hoping He Figures Out How to Cash in on His Latest Acquisition

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Maybe you just need some cents knoxed into you in order to figure out how it functions? - Matty Malaprop

Only An Oxymoron Would Say Otherwise

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Personally, I've long rejected binary understands of any and all things, so I refuse to succumb to this kind of indocktrination. - Matty Malaprop