Ain't no hawk that hawk thinks like this hawky hawk. - Matty Malaprop
The submitter titled this post "I'm Not An Artist." I'm just going to weigh in on this matter and say that I beg to differ. - Matty Malaprop
So his recurring "guy who has severe psychological" issues role stems from daddy issues? Everything makes so much more sense now! - Matty Malaprop
They didn't manage to off their first victim, though they did leave him visibly shaken afterward. - Matty Malaprop
If I can offer my two cents, I'd say she's kind of being a bad (water)sport about the whole ordeal, honestly... - Matty Malaprop
How many knots could a piglet not knot if a piglet could not knot knots? - Matty Malaprop
Curse you, otters... even your heartbreak is overwhelmingly adorable! - Matty Malaprop
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