That Ketchup Guy is Quite a Congenial Condiment

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That Ketchup Guy is Quite a Congenial Condiment
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When you've got friends as nice as these two, your regular average Joe really just doesn't cut the mustard. - Matty Malaprop

Leica Boss

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Leica Boss
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I mean, I'd prefer it be Leica Rolling Stone, but there are more things ancient and gorgeous in the world than just Bob Dylan. - Matty Malaprop

But Your Puns Very Well Might...

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But Your Puns Very Well Might...
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I'm serious; if you keep making terrible Potterpuns, I'm not going to hesitate in showing you the Dumbledore. - Matty Malaprop