Better Than an Oxymeowron...

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Don't feel bad if you can't find a satisfactory answer to this question. I mean, sometimes it's best to just accept the fact that you can't wien 'em all. Just like the above pun doesn't wien at spelling. - Matty Malaprop

Best Answer? BEST ANSWER!

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Now THAT is how you express a mood! - Matty Malaprop

He Knows From Experience

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Let's just say he's intimately familiar with the problems attached to cramming canaries into coal mines. - Matty Malaprop

An Asian Buffet of Puns

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Are you China be funny, you two? - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

It Was Also Inbags

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And I You, Deer!

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And I hope, should I ever propose, that you'll gladly say "I doe." - Matty Malaprop

Dandy Lions

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Quite. Or Roar. I don't know. I've never met a dandy lion before. - Matty Malaprop