Here's Hoping He Figures Out How to Cash in on His Latest Acquisition

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Maybe you just need some cents knoxed into you in order to figure out how it functions? - Matty Malaprop

We'll Always Have Paris

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Or we would, if that bastard Bison didn't keep crashing our parties... - Matty Malaprop

Dandy Lions

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Quite. Or Roar. I don't know. I've never met a dandy lion before. - Matty Malaprop

I Honestly Don't Know Which One I'd Prefer

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And then she shouted "BAYER WITH ME!" ... and everyone turned into aspirin. - Matty Malaprop

Under a Rest

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The concept is cliché, sure, but the commentary really helps exemplify the hilarity of this scherzo. - Matty Malaprop