homophones

karat pin carrot homophones three homophone diamond - 6850872832
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You get it? Because there's three carrots, a dime AND a pin. Oh god, fine, yeah, that's a huge stretch WHATEVER THOUGH I REGRET NOTHING! - Matty Malaprop

vulture poster keep calm and carry on carrion literalism homophones carry on - 6796539136
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You know, to satiate all the vultures out there that prey on advice memes like this one... - Matty Malaprop

chemist Chemistry double meaning homophones literalism tree - 5873932288
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Strangely, though it lacks sentience, a number of scientists have found it quite easy to bond with. - Matty Malaprop

sleigh reindeer retail tail literalism slay homophones double meaning - 6870480128
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Man, that joke really came out bell-y up... - Matty Malaprop

skrillex shoop cooking beets literalism grill homophones bass double meaning beats - 6765134336
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Punmaster Travis says: "Hard to trust him with the bass... he can't seem to grip it too well."

I'm not much of a dubstep fan, but I do WUB me a nice home-cooked meal! - Matty Malaprop

bread double meaning homophones in inbred jack russell terrier literalism - 6234851328
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He's even cuter than his not-genetically-compromised counterparts! - Matty Malaprop