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By xyzpdq1
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... do you think he might perchance know a house-elf named Adobe? - Matty Malaprop

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I mean seriously people, this isn't the damn Labyrinth we're talking about! And if David Bowie isn't waiting for me pelvis-out in a beautiful codpiece when I go through a door, well then I don't want to go through that door at all! - Matty Malaprop

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By paracog
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It paralyzes your face AND it creates waterborne bovine! What could possibly be better? - Matty Malaprop

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By ChBoler
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Punmaster ChBoler says: "I z what you did there."

I know humor is a variable thing, but I simply did not find a single factor of this post funny. - Matty Malaprop

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