homophone

bell double meaning homophone knock knock joke no nobel prize prize - 6569977600
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He also deserves a slap in the face, but maybe that's just me being judgmental... - Matty Malaprop

bison buffalo bye college Hall of Fame homophone homophones leaving son - 5944539136
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His departure from his family was bound to happen eventually. I mean, his natural home is on the range, after all. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning hole homophone literalism whole whole milk - 6130318592
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Judging by the size of that glass, this looks suspiciously like half-and-half to me... - Matty Malaprop

double meaning homophone literalism mullen mulling name statement - 5731229184
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He later told the press that he rejected the proposal, stating that it would too much of a Panetta in the ass to implement. - Matty Malaprop

classic double meaning homophone literalism robbery runner similar sounding strawberry suffix - 6394452224
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See? It's funny because strawberries produce runners and that is also a term that can be applied to people who flee police pursuit LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #OkayThat'sNotReallyVeryFunnyAtAll - Matty Malaprop