Some puns are just bad to t-bone. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, how could you not like her? Her songs are full of rapier wit and her meow-y voice is nigh irresistible! #Sarcasm - Matty Malaprop
I'm still a little salty about how bad his last record was, though.* - Matty Malaprop
*J/K ALL OF HIS MUSIC IS BAD AND I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING ABOUT IT I JUST PRETENDED TO SO I COULD MAKE PUNSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Punmaster Spencer Jarrett says: "This showed up on the office (Utah Symphony and Opera) bulletin board today and I just had to share!"
They were possibly printed from this very site, though it is quite nice seeing them again! - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Jacques D. says: "Meat a new comedy duo as they put their beans together, kick the peanut around, and stew on some new material."
I couldn't have put it any better myself, Jacques D. So thanks for letting me not have to! - Matty Malaprop
You better lose yourself in the chocolate you want it so never ever let it go... lest it melt in your hand and not in your mouth. - Matty Malaprop
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