You gotta be pretty bald to do a thing like that, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
Get it? It's like... a pun or something.
CURSE YOU HOMOPHONES! WHY MUST YOU WREAK HAVOC ON MY FOOD-WORD ASSOCIATIONS? - Matty Malaprop
Good thing Spongebob stepped in to intervene in the Saint Nick of time, otherwise who knows what might have happened! - Matty Malaprop
As the OP points out, there's nothing wrong with being non-bunary. - Matty Malaprop
See? It's funny because strawberries produce runners and that is also a term that can be applied to people who flee police pursuit LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #OkayThat'sNotReallyVeryFunnyAtAll - Matty Malaprop
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