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double meaning,homophone,literalism,mullen,mulling,name,statement
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He later told the press that he rejected the proposal, stating that it would too much of a Panetta in the ass to implement. - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame,hide,hide and seek,homophone,literalism,seek,sikh,similar sounding
Via: Reddit
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It does make hiding in a pile of laundry a fair bit easier, though! - Matty Malaprop

cress,crestfallen,homophone,literalism,similar sounding
Via: Tragically Misunderstand-ing
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Depression is a cruel mistress. Just lettuce know if there's anything we can do to help, okay? - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,homophone,literalism,pair,pear
Via: Domics
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He may have screwed up the gift proper, but you have to admit the sentiment is still peary sweet. - Matty Malaprop

clog,clogged,clogs,double meaning,homophone,literalism,sink,think
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Browsing Wikipedia for ~~inspiration~~ for my writeup for this post, I learned that there are many different types of clogs. Traditional clogs, clog sandals, clog boots (!), wedding clogs (!!), low heel clogs, and a giant four-meter long clog in Enter, Netherlands. This information didn't help me write a joke though... all it did was clog my brain with even more useless information.

... I'm going to go cry myself to sleep for having just cracked that one. I'm so sorry, everyone. - Matty Malaprop

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