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Q: What do you call an entrée of imitation duck meat? A: A Pâté de Fraud Gras. - Matty Malaprop

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That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop

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... for those whose sins are unspeakably grape. - Matty Malaprop

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Genetics: The only area where skinny jeans can simultaneously be mom jeans without causing a scene. - Matty Malaprop