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I'm usually not a huge fan of sand sculptures, but in this case I'm willing to make an hexception. - Matty Malaprop

foul,fowl,homophone,literalism,Party,party foul
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Seriously, the entire history of my social life could be summarized as one. From that one time I drunkenly threw up all over everything and everyone I ever loved to that other time I dressed up my neighbor's rooster as a transgendered caricature of Lady Gaga... let's just say my existence has long been one big pile of shame. - Matty Malaprop

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By tcrutch
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"Danson With The Stars": The hit new television program where Ted Danson pretends to be Carl Sagan. I've got every episode queued up on my DVR! - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Reddit
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They're not the kind to nickle and dime you, but they're definitely the kind to needle and thread you. - Matty Malaprop

werewolf,prefix,where,homophone,double meaning
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It's not really his fault though; before he was incorporated into civilization, he always just navigated by the light of the moon. - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster ichckid098 wins the Internet for today. Everybody else should just go home. - Matty Malaprop

dear,deer,double meaning,exclamation,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,lord
By Unknown
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I bet this particular gentlemen knows exactly how to make a quick buck. - Matty Malaprop

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