Worth It?

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double meaning,homophone,literalism,mistake,steak,suffix,worth it
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Some puns are just bad to t-bone. - Matty Malaprop

I Hissed (at) a Girl... And I Liked it

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cat,Cats,double meaning,forced,homophone,katy perry,literalism,lolwut,meme,Memes,parry,surname
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I mean, how could you not like her? Her songs are full of rapier wit and her meow-y voice is nigh irresistible! #Sarcasm - Matty Malaprop

I Love the Crunchy Guitar Sounds He Creates

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cracker,homophone,literalism,uncle,uncle kracker
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I'm still a little salty about how bad his last record was, though.* - Matty Malaprop

*J/K ALL OF HIS MUSIC IS BAD AND I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING ABOUT IT I JUST PRETENDED TO SO I COULD MAKE PUNSSSSSSSSSSSSS

SMP CLASSIC: Tearable Puns

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tearable,tear,terrible,puns,homophone,double meaning,literalism,classic
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Punmaster Spencer Jarrett says: "This showed up on the office (Utah Symphony and Opera) bulletin board today and I just had to share!"

They were possibly printed from this very site, though it is quite nice seeing them again! - Matty Malaprop

You Can't Beet These Food Puns

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Punmaster Jacques D. says: "Meat a new comedy duo as they put their beans together, kick the peanut around, and stew on some new material."

I couldn't have put it any better myself, Jacques D. So thanks for letting me not have to! - Matty Malaprop

Peanut M&Ms

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charles schulz,eminem,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,mm,mms,peanuts,similar sounding
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You better lose yourself in the chocolate you want it so never ever let it go... lest it melt in your hand and not in your mouth. - Matty Malaprop