Putin on the Ritz

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Yeah yeah yeah the joke is older than time itself, but COME ON EVERYTHING IS BETTER IN GIF FORM AMIRITE???? - Matty Malaprop

Can I Be Liszt Then?

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Can I Be Liszt Then?
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Or maybe Rachmaninoff? I do love me some Rachmaninoff... - Matty Malaprop

The Anatomy of an Atom

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The Anatomy of an Atom
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But we're not going to be able to confirm or bust this myth without the help of CERN. - Matty Malaprop

Colin Feral

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Colin Feral
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This just reinforces the fact that he gets all the pussy(cat) in the world. - Matty Malaprop

Both Crownies Were Charged

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Both Crownies Were Charged
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Pecking seeds in the hot sun, I fought the caw, but the caw won. - Matty Malaprop

This Whole Post is Going to be One Cheap Trick

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This Whole Post is Going to be One Cheap Trick
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I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'm begging you to bake me / I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'll shine up a rolling pin / lay out a fresh-washed pan / I'll wait for you after work if you say that you'll loaf me / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Hoping to god you won't be usin' that stove for fryin' / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

He Couldn't Handle the Daily Rind

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He Couldn't Handle the Daily Rind
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Lemmy had a wife and kids and a nice home on Citrus avenue, but when the tech bubble burst, his attitude turned sour, and now he's peeled out on the streets. - Matty Malaprop