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Oh Carly Simon, I know I told all of your CDs that I wanted to throw them out of the window of my mother's Buick LeSabre when I was younger, but I promise I'm not the man I used to be. Please to forgive me for my veinity? - Matty Malaprop

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His departure from his family was bound to happen eventually. I mean, his natural home is on the range, after all. - Matty Malaprop

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Sherlock's deductive reasoning skills are eggselent, but he's been known to comb over obvious evidence all too often. - Matty Malaprop

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At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop

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Just when you think all puns are tragically phenotypical, a joke like this comes along and has you wetting your genes. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm terribly upset by the whole affair, but I know you only told me because you had the (wilde)beest intentions. - Matty Malaprop