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In case you hadn't heard, it's Pi Day! And as I'm sure it's no surprise, you can probably guess that I want 3.1415926 [...] of these babies in my mouth RIGHT NOW. - Matty Malaprop

Moar funny food over here!

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At least I'm not getting arrested, like a certain former Dell spokesperson... - Matty Malaprop

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It keeps itself beneath the lid, or else it gets the toast again. - Matty Malaprop

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If you're gonna go out to lunch, you really oughta go out to lunch, namsayin? - Matty Malaprop

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The most telling thing about this, I think, is that when Frank's in stein, he's his own monster. OH MY GOD SO META AND DEEEEEEEP. - Matty Malaprop

It's Always Sunny at ROFLrazzi!

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I'm not trying to be judgmental, but rave culture really just isn't my scene. After one bad brush with some XO, I told myself I'd go raven nevermore. - Matty Malaprop

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Consequently, the loudness of the annual "Bovine in Fine Rides" festival is rivaled only by the likes of jet engines and screaming children. - Matty Malaprop