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I would like to be the first to point out that the dish in this picture is most certainly not soup... but maybe that mixup is a result of rabbit-induced insanity? - Matty Malaprop

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Unsurprisingly, the student in question was denied permission to relieve herself. The correct response was "puis-je utiliser les toilettes?" - Matty Malaprop

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I don't care if it's a cute mnemonic device, pedretta. Your uncle's explanation is FULL OF LIES, and for that he ought be punished. - Matty Malaprop

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He's trying to help, but I'm sure Ketchup is going to relish his victory in this race. - Matty Malaprop

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Mike Tyson ain't the only fighter who's liable to bite off your ears... - Matty Malaprop

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