homophone

eagle cyanide and happiness homophone illegal suffix - 6795627008
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You gotta be pretty bald to do a thing like that, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

China double meaning homophone literalism made maid - 6505838848
By xyzpdq1
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Quite frankly I'd be far more impressed if this maid somehow found herself trapped inside an expensive plate. - Matty Malaprop

computer curse curser cursing cursor double meaning homophone icon literalism swearing - 4648289536
By Unknown
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I mean seriously! How do these people get their APMS so high? It's like f%*@ing voodoo magic! - Matty Malaprop

away csi meme csi miami david carusoe done dunaway homophone literalism surname - 6307479808
By Fenix (Via GameFAQs)
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I mean, sure, you have to squint to read the damn thing, but the joke's worth a couple of chuckles in my book, so eh. - Matty Malaprop

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