Ace of Basic Mathematics

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♪ I, I got a new TI83 / You would hardly recognize all of my graphs / How could a person like me stand to do / (my) my homework on paper / it's just not the medium for me / Ooooo, tech stuff, tech stuff ♪ - Matty Malaprop

He's Equine All the Time

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50,50 cent,centaur,homophone,juxtaposition,literalism,similar sounding,suffix
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♪ You can find me on the grange, prancing through the flowers / mami I got the hooves if you wanna take a run / I got some shiny pecs, I got some furry buns / so come give me a hug if you into horsey thugs ♪ - Matty Malaprop

A Mashup Made in Heaven

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double meaning,Han Solo,homophone,literalism,meme,Memes,paula deen,paula deen riding things,riding solo,star wars
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And here we see the Paula Deen Riding Things meme reaching its logical conclusion. And OH MY is it ever glorious. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: But Only After He Soiled Himself

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Honestly, when it comes to gardening, I've always found the best advice to be: Dew or dew not; there is no tree. - Matty Malaprop

You Can Blame Chumbawumba...

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They were originally assembled under the group name "Tub Thumpers," but after the legal system knocked them down, they got back up again under the name you know and love today. - Matty Malaprop

A Truly En-lightened Beverage

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anti,anti gravity,Gravity,homophone,illustration of concept,literalism,prefix,tea
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Sure, the fuddy duddies who buy high-end tea are notorious for putting on airs, but at least now they can be lighter than them! - Matty Malaprop

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