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The part dear Mr. Fry omits is where Vader gets catty and tells Luke he'll give him his presents early if he can give him a hand getting them out of the closet. HEYO! - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,exploitation,girls gone wild,homophone,literalism,oscar wilde,wilde
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I apologize for the brow-furrowingly small text on this post, punmasters, but I'd say it's still worth seeing because "either this wet t-shirt goes, or I do" might be the most brilliant piece of prose I've read so far in 2012. - Matty Malaprop

รค,adore,declaration,door,double meaning,homophone,literalism,purpose,similar sounding
By Fatalyze ( Via: The Warehouse)
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As my mother always told me: It's seldom inappropriate to chair the love you have for someone else. - Matty Malaprop

dear,deer,double meaning,exclamation,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,lord
By Unknown
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I bet this particular gentlemen knows exactly how to make a quick buck. - Matty Malaprop

desert,baking,pig,literalism,homophone,double meaning,bacon
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... the title of this post is what I'm imagining the cactus says in the next panel of this comic. Because anthropomorphic cactuses with a taste for bacon. Or something. - Matty Malaprop

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