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Oh Carly Simon, I know I told all of your CDs that I wanted to throw them out of the window of my mother's Buick LeSabre when I was younger, but I promise I'm not the man I used to be. Please to forgive me for my veinity? - Matty Malaprop

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I would like to be the first to point out that the dish in this picture is most certainly not soup... but maybe that mixup is a result of rabbit-induced insanity? - Matty Malaprop

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And by "the easy way" I of course mean the wrong way, because everyone knows tenses in French are the purest form of confounding hell and not like they are in English at all. - Matty Malaprop

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Because William Shatner is just as afraid as you are of contracting the Otaku Funk. - Matty Malaprop

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