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admiral,fell,homophone,in,inn,name
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In my dreams, this particular establishment is decked out with hundreds of pieces of art depicting the poor admiral drowning. Is that weird or something? - Matty Malaprop

dock,double entendre,grindr,Hall of Fame,homophone,innuendo,peer pressure,pier,typo
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I mean, given their linguistically failed name, I suppose such punishable typos should be expected in such a place. - Matty Malaprop

tearable,terrible,literalism,homophone,double meaning
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We've seen tearable puns on this site before. Different terrible puns, but tearable puns all the same. #Flip-Flopping #ThisIsConfusing - Matty Malaprop

blind,blind date,date,double meaning,homophone,literalism
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Yo Dawg, I heard you like blind dates so I set you up on a blind date with a blind date so you can date a date while you blind date! - Matty Malaprop

ask,bathroom,facebook,french,homophone,oui,question,wee
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Unsurprisingly, the student in question was denied permission to relieve herself. The correct response was "puis-je utiliser les toilettes?" - Matty Malaprop

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