I Could Have Written a Concise, Punny Post Title Here, But Then That Would Contradict the Tidbit I Shared With You Two Hours Ago So That's Simply Out of the Question

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And in truth, I probably could not have written a concise, punny post title for this particular image, so I'm still a liar even in my attempt to act truthfully. Well shoot. - Matty Malaprop

Michael Fassbender

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I hear his performance in Prometheus is just splendid! And if you disagree, then I suppose you can bite his shiny metal ass. - Matty Malaprop

Hope You Like Tailoring!

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They're not the kind to nickle and dime you, but they're definitely the kind to needle and thread you. - Matty Malaprop

Darth Claus is Coming to Town...

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I still prefer the Stephen Fry version, but kudos to the creator of this comic, nonetheless. - Matty Malaprop

If Your Friends Jumped...

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I'm trying not to get too emoceanal here, but I just can't sea why you would do such a stupid thing! - Matty Malaprop

Snow White and the Seven-Day Service

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If you're going to cling to an outdated medium, at least have a strong justificatory system in place to back up your clinginess! - Matty Malaprop

Punning is More Fun With SCIENCE!

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Just when you think all puns are tragically phenotypical, a joke like this comes along and has you wetting your genes. - Matty Malaprop