If Your Friends Jumped...

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I'm trying not to get too emoceanal here, but I just can't sea why you would do such a stupid thing! - Matty Malaprop

Sweet Kicks, Bro!

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Air Jordans might be more expensive, but this guy knows you can't beat shoes that are kid-tested and mother-approved! - Matty Malaprop

Better a Fat Beet Than a Sick One!

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Owlie's been known to rock beets so hard he turns them into straight-up jams. Good on ya, Owlie. - Matty Malaprop

Jimnastics

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I'm a little disappointed. I was expecting McKayla Maroney in the corner of this pun, to be quite honest. - Matty Malaprop

You Can't Beet These Food Puns

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Punmaster Jacques D. says: "Meat a new comedy duo as they put their beans together, kick the peanut around, and stew on some new material."

I couldn't have put it any better myself, Jacques D. So thanks for letting me not have to! - Matty Malaprop

What a Grizzly Spectacle...

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He didn't even feel alive. He was just bearly holding on to his sanity toward the end there. - Matty Malaprop

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