Heisenberg is a Shear Genius

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That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop

Your Uncle Was Kind of An Ass...

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I don't care if it's a cute mnemonic device, pedretta. Your uncle's explanation is FULL OF LIES, and for that he ought be punished. - Matty Malaprop

He's in Love With a Pamphlet

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It's also very probable that he was on a boat well before the Lonely Island ever were. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop