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double meaning homophone literalism meme SOON too soon two - 6545366016
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Before any of you say anything; I really, really, really loathe myself already for posting this. Thanks. - Matty Malaprop

clog clogged clogs double meaning homophone literalism sink think - 5015631872
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Browsing Wikipedia for ~~inspiration~~ for my writeup for this post, I learned that there are many different types of clogs. Traditional clogs, clog sandals, clog boots (!), wedding clogs (!!), low heel clogs, and a giant four-meter long clog in Enter, Netherlands. This information didn't help me write a joke though... all it did was clog my brain with even more useless information.

... I'm going to go cry myself to sleep for having just cracked that one. I'm so sorry, everyone. - Matty Malaprop

bear grylls homophone literalism man vs wild oscar wilde surname wild - 6043327232
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Loved by many, loathed by many, both men understood the importance of being earnest. - Matty Malaprop