A Flock of Sunnis

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a flock of seagulls,homophone,homophones,i ran,iran,literalism,song
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Their music really puts the "radical" back into "Radical Islam." - Matty Malaprop

A Flock of Segels

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surname,flock of seagulls,similar sounding,homophone,jason segel
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And he ran, he ran so far away... from Sarah Marshall, but it didn't work since she was staying at the exact location he fled to, and then [trails off into overly long description of the movie's plot]... - Matty Malaprop

That's an Opinion You Can Have About it, Sure...

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amazing,cliché,corny,double meaning,homophone,literalism,maze
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... but I don't really get the punch line... maybe it's just too labyrinthian for my small brain to understand! - Matty Malaprop

Hi-Def

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definition,double meaning,hi,high,high definition,high-def,homophone,literalism,wikipedia
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Seriously though, who uses Wikipedia to get definitions of words? Have we really forgotten about dear old Dr. Dictionary? - Matty Malaprop

This Whole Post is Going to be One Cheap Trick

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bread,cheap trick,double meaning,dough,Hall of Fame,homophone,i want you to want me,literalism,lyrics,parody,rewrite,song
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I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'm begging you to bake me / I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'll shine up a rolling pin / lay out a fresh-washed pan / I'll wait for you after work if you say that you'll loaf me / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Hoping to god you won't be usin' that stove for fryin' / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? ♪ - Matty Malaprop