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gifs old joke is old similar sounding literalism putting on the ritz Putin homophone ritz Vladimir Putin - 6729781760
Via: Reddit
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Yeah yeah yeah the joke is older than time itself, but COME ON EVERYTHING IS BETTER IN GIF FORM AMIRITE???? - Matty Malaprop

hair hare homophone rabbit hair metal bunny - 7061883136
By Unknown
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Before you go oohing and aahing over how fab this hare's... erm... hair is, I have to be the bearer of bad news and inform you that it's just a wig. I know, I know, such a Cheap Trick. - Matty Malaprop

bender futurama Hall of Fame homophone literalism michael fassbender surname - 6321594880
Via: Monday Punday
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I hear his performance in Prometheus is just splendid! And if you disagree, then I suppose you can bite his shiny metal ass. - Matty Malaprop

China double meaning homophone literalism made maid - 6505838848
By xyzpdq1
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Quite frankly I'd be far more impressed if this maid somehow found herself trapped inside an expensive plate. - Matty Malaprop