The flavor is meaty and full, but man oh man does it do awful things to your teeth... - Matty Malaprop
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I wonder if Santa's helpers are just as husky as he is... - Matty Malaprop
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LOL J/K IT ACTUALLY COSTS YOU $25 EXTRA PLUS ALL APPLICABLE STATE TAXES LOLOLOLOL SUCKS 3 B U. - Matty Malaprop
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