homophone

By Unknown
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Pleated Jeans (aka Jeff Wysaski aka Jeff Wysaskadk;asdjklafsdfjkl) has infiltrated the lair of some of the most groan-inducing of all puns: Grocery puns. Let's watch him on his journey, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

homophone,literalism,plaid,platypus,prefix
By Jstring
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It's less ridden with hipception than some I've seen, but you can still totally tell that this plaidipus smokes American Spirits. He was probably also listening to The Weeknd before they blew up like a House of Balloons. - Matty Malaprop

any,captain obvious,Cents,dont,homophone,literalism,make,obvious,sense,sign
By Unknown
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And something that is both nonsensical AND non-cents-sical is certainly worthy of a lot of re-cent-ment. - Matty Malaprop

autocorrect,check,czech,double meaning,homophone,literalism,litost,lolwut,spell,spellcheck
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Strange... no matter what word I punch in, it keeps autocorrecting to Litost... - Matty Malaprop

bad,bad news,gnu,gnus,homophone,knew,literalism,news
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I'm terribly upset by the whole affair, but I know you only told me because you had the (wilde)beest intentions. - Matty Malaprop

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