That's an Opinion You Can Have About it, Sure...

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amazing,cliché,corny,double meaning,homophone,literalism,maze
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... but I don't really get the punch line... maybe it's just too labyrinthian for my small brain to understand! - Matty Malaprop

But You DO Normally Explore the Cosmos...

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brows,carl sagan,eye,eyebrows,homophone,I
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God Carl, why are you always such a big fat LIAR?? - Matty Malaprop

Learning French, the Easy Way

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gone,escargot,literalism,go,homophone,snail,french,suffix,going
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And by "the easy way" I of course mean the wrong way, because everyone knows tenses in French are the purest form of confounding hell and not like they are in English at all. - Matty Malaprop

Either the Wallpaper Goes, or I Drink My Own Piss

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bear grylls,homophone,literalism,man vs wild,oscar wilde,surname,wild
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Loved by many, loathed by many, both men understood the importance of being earnest. - Matty Malaprop

Wamp Wamp...

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cake,Lame Pun Coon,emotional,tiers,wedding,tears,homophone,double meaning
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You know what they say... you can't have a wedding without a bride and gloom. - Matty Malaprop

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