Punmaster Mistform says: "... and gardening tools."

I see what you did there, Mistform. - Matty Malaprop

Am I the only one who thinks the song might actually be better if it was just him spelling out paradisiacal hierarchy? - Matty Malaprop

Something something Bangarang something something. Or something like that. Also Thor? - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

At first I didn't want to dance, so I was Haydn at the bar, but then I saw a girl I liked and figured it was time to Rachmaninoff. - Matty Malaprop

Why you takin' cooking tips from Bill Nye Tho (UCWIDT??????)? - Matty Malaprop

I know they were the soldiers of their era, but knights have always seemed sword of condescending to me... - Matty Malaprop

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I make the above joke as a half-blooded Frenchman. Make of that what you will, friendos. - Matty Malaprop

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