Ooooh, Looks Like They're Gonna Throw Down in the Pit(a)!

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Man, these guys' disses are worse than the taste of spoiled tzatziki... - Matty Malaprop

You Wish You Were As Trve Kvlt As This Bunny

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Before you go oohing and aahing over how fab this hare's... erm... hair is, I have to be the bearer of bad news and inform you that it's just a wig. I know, I know, such a Cheap Trick. - Matty Malaprop

It Even Has a Pond!

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... but does it have a River? #Let'sMixUpDoctorWhoSeasons #MaybeI'mTrolling - Matty Malaprop

Resisting a Rest

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Maybe you'd have an easier time running from the cops if you weren't such a La-Z-Boy... - Matty Malaprop

And Soon You'll Be Bacon in My Belly!

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... the title of this post is what I'm imagining the cactus says in the next panel of this comic. Because anthropomorphic cactuses with a taste for bacon. Or something. - Matty Malaprop