Well, and Also Because of Federal Regulations

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Well, and Also Because of Federal Regulations
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Seriously, it's like you can't even throw out an anchor these days without the Coast Guard getting all up in your aquatic business. - Matty Malaprop

He Couldn't Handle the Daily Rind

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He Couldn't Handle the Daily Rind
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Lemmy had a wife and kids and a nice home on Citrus avenue, but when the tech bubble burst, his attitude turned sour, and now he's peeled out on the streets. - Matty Malaprop

As Well You Should!

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As Well You Should!
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DO YOU WANT TO MAKE MR. WALKEN CRY BY NOT ACCEPTING HIM? DO YOU??? - Matty Malaprop

Apple Has a Patent On This One, Too

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Apple Has a Patent On This One, Too
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But can it run Angry Birds? IT BETTER F*CKING RUN ANGRY BIRDS.