He Picked Himself Up by His Clawstraps

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Gotta say, that's a mighty fine lacquer job you did there, bear! - Matty Malaprop

Infinitea, Illustrated

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I've been watching this for like five minutes now, and it's really starting to gif me a headache. - Matty Malaprop

That Ketchup Guy is Quite a Congenial Condiment

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When you've got friends as nice as these two, your regular average Joe really just doesn't cut the mustard. - Matty Malaprop

I'm In a Lone Star State of Mind

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Better than being caught in the buzzard throes of Skeksis, or a host of angry exes, or a battle of the sexes, or... - Matty Malaprop

Positive Feedback is Important

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I'm sure he's cellarbrating his latest sale right this instant! - Matty Malaprop

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