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And in typical "Family Guy" fashion, this vaguely cutesy pun goes on two-and-a-half minutes too long... but I'm kinda digging that crustacean's beard, so whatever. - Matty Malaprop

door,compliment,sign,adorable,homophone
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Okay, okay, I see the door... but where does the bull come into play here? - Matty Malaprop

classic,double meaning,fear,gardening,grow,homophone,literalism,pair,pear
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Honestly, when it comes to gardening, I've always found the best advice to be: Dew or dew not; there is no tree. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,tearable,terrible
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Or perhaps the post title should be "Terrible Puns Are Tearable?" Potato potato I suppose. - Matty Malaprop

polish,heritage,tadpole,homophone,frog
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I make the above joke as a half-blooded Frenchman. Make of that what you will, friendos. - Matty Malaprop

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bad pun is bad,hair,hare,homophone,meal,Obligatory,refund
By evilelmo ( Via: Reddit)
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I would like to be the first to point out that the dish in this picture is most certainly not soup... but maybe that mixup is a result of rabbit-induced insanity? - Matty Malaprop

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