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Punmaster mitchells2003 says: "I thought it was just monks who would take a vow of silence..."

I guess that vow extends to those renowned for munkeying around, too. - Matty Malaprop

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No no, kiddo. Don't take a bough. You don't deserve applause for that one. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Timothy Winchester
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Why yes, I have lost a little weight! I'm so happy you noticed! - Matty Malaprop

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Seriously, it's like you can't even throw out an anchor these days without the Coast Guard getting all up in your aquatic business. - Matty Malaprop

Via: Liz Climo
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That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop