A Creature Steeped in Mythos

Favorite
A Creature Steeped in Mythos
- -

The flavor is meaty and full, but man oh man does it do awful things to your teeth... - Matty Malaprop

Iraq Lobster

Favorite
- -

And in typical "Family Guy" fashion, this vaguely cutesy pun goes on two-and-a-half minutes too long... but I'm kinda digging that crustacean's beard, so whatever. - Matty Malaprop

Top Sh-Elf Humor

Favorite
Top Sh-Elf Humor
- -

I wonder if Santa's helpers are just as husky as he is... - Matty Malaprop

Weed Just Need You to Stay Still

Favorite
Weed Just Need You to Stay Still
- -

I know some people are deathly afraid of shots, but really they don't feel like much more than a quick prick. - Matty Malaprop

Does That Mean it's Complimentary?

Favorite
Does That Mean it's Complimentary?
- -

LOL J/K IT ACTUALLY COSTS YOU $25 EXTRA PLUS ALL APPLICABLE STATE TAXES LOLOLOLOL SUCKS 3 B U. - Matty Malaprop