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♪ You can find me on the grange, prancing through the flowers / mami I got the hooves if you wanna take a run / I got some shiny pecs, I got some furry buns / so come give me a hug if you into horsey thugs ♪ - Matty Malaprop

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You can try and fight the system, but in the end I guarantee you it simply isn't wart it. - Matty Malaprop

cracker,homophone,literalism,uncle,uncle kracker
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I'm still a little salty about how bad his last record was, though.* - Matty Malaprop

*J/K ALL OF HIS MUSIC IS BAD AND I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING ABOUT IT I JUST PRETENDED TO SO I COULD MAKE PUNSSSSSSSSSSSSS

afraid,double meaning,fear,gardening,grow,grow a pair,Hall of Fame,homophone,idiom,literalism,pear
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GET IT BECAUSE YOU CAN ALSO GROW FLOWERS IN A GARDEN IN ADDITION TO FRUIT BUT IF YOU'RE AFRAID YOU WON'T WATER THEM AND THEN THEY WILL WILT AND THUS BECOME WILTING FLOWERS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #I'mTheWorst - Matty Malaprop

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I'm not sure about how all of you feel, but this joke is just gold in my mind. - Matty Malaprop

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You know what they say... you can't have a wedding without a bride and gloom. - Matty Malaprop

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Perhaps it's not wonder enough to get me to shop at a place called The Big Crate, but regardless. Impressive. - Matty Malaprop

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