Doctor Hoo!

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owls,onomatopoeia,doctor who,homophone,hoo
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Yowza, that Matt Smith owl is just the dreeeeeeeeeamiest. - Matty Malaprop

Thanks Punmaster Tubes-of-Tape for finding the source for this image!

Three Karat Diamond Pin

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karat,pin,carrot,homophones,three,homophone,diamond
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You get it? Because there's three carrots, a dime AND a pin. Oh god, fine, yeah, that's a huge stretch WHATEVER THOUGH I REGRET NOTHING! - Matty Malaprop

Capsized Ship

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capsized,cap-sized,sized,cap,ship,homophone,space,double meaning,literalism
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That is one titanic hat, if I do say so myself. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Now With 99 Percent More Alcohol!

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downy,Hall of Fame,homophone,laundry detergent,literalism,robert downey jr,surname
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Why wash your clothes when you can slosh your clothes, is what my mother always told me. - Matty Malaprop

Story of My Life

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foul,fowl,homophone,literalism,Party,party foul
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Seriously, the entire history of my social life could be summarized as one. From that one time I drunkenly threw up all over everything and everyone I ever loved to that other time I dressed up my neighbor's rooster as a transgendered caricature of Lady Gaga... let's just say my existence has long been one big pile of shame. - Matty Malaprop

Dark Ages Frugality

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sir,Surplus,homophone,double meaning,knight
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In truth, they were looking for one more knight to round out their guard, but Sir Plus was disapproved of by their leader, Sir Reptitious. - Matty Malaprop