SMP CLASSIC: The Loan Ranger

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It always starts with Zorro down payments, but everything spirals out of control from there (and yeah yeah I know the Lone Ranger and Zorro are different leave me alone okay????). - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: But Only After He Soiled Himself

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Honestly, when it comes to gardening, I've always found the best advice to be: Dew or dew not; there is no tree. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe We Should Plank to Pass the Time?

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Maybe we just need to plan(k) a fun thing to do today. Establish some blueprints for the day, you know? It could beam fun! - Matty Malaprop