What a Grizzly Spectacle...

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He didn't even feel alive. He was just bearly holding on to his sanity toward the end there. - Matty Malaprop

Is This the Second Coming of Business Cat?

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Even big cats have issues catching the red dot, you know. - Matty Malaprop

In Heaven!

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When an ungulate is dressed this fancy, you know he's got a lot of doe. - Matty Malaprop

It's Not My Favorite Vegetable, But it Sure is Cute!

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It's also the best-behaved vegetable I've ever encountered. You tell it to get in the steamer, and it gets in the steamer! - Matty Malaprop

You Wish You Were As Trve Kvlt As This Bunny

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Before you go oohing and aahing over how fab this hare's... erm... hair is, I have to be the bearer of bad news and inform you that it's just a wig. I know, I know, such a Cheap Trick. - Matty Malaprop