I Was Gonna Guess French, But...

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I Was Gonna Guess French, But...
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I make the above joke as a half-blooded Frenchman. Make of that what you will, friendos. - Matty Malaprop

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And Soon You'll Be Bacon in My Belly!

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And Soon You'll Be Bacon in My Belly!
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... the title of this post is what I'm imagining the cactus says in the next panel of this comic. Because anthropomorphic cactuses with a taste for bacon. Or something. - Matty Malaprop

Stop Sine

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Stop Sine
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Not gonna lie... it took four different Cheezburger staffers working together to figure this one out. Touché, submitter. You have officially crushed my self-esteem w/r/t proper punderstanding. - Matty Malaprop