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I mean, I'd prefer it be Leica Rolling Stone, but there are more things ancient and gorgeous in the world than just Bob Dylan. - Matty Malaprop

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I make the above joke as a half-blooded Frenchman. Make of that what you will, friendos. - Matty Malaprop

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Attempted murder.
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Pecking seeds in the hot sun, I fought the caw, but the caw won. - Matty Malaprop

ADAM OR ATOM ?
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But we're not going to be able to confirm or bust this myth without the help of CERN. - Matty Malaprop

Best Metal
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Before you go oohing and aahing over how fab this hare's... erm... hair is, I have to be the bearer of bad news and inform you that it's just a wig. I know, I know, such a Cheap Trick. - Matty Malaprop