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As my mother always told me: It's seldom inappropriate to chair the love you have for someone else. - Matty Malaprop

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Genetics: The only area where skinny jeans can simultaneously be mom jeans without causing a scene. - Matty Malaprop

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No wonder this broadcast is so terribly firetruck. - Matty Malaprop

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Violent revolutionary baseball is a dangerous job. You should consider aborting your mission if you want to live. - Matty Malaprop

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Or perhaps the post title should be "Terrible Puns Are Tearable?" Potato potato I suppose. - Matty Malaprop