And Then Your Voice Will Get Really Shanghai

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And Then Your Voice Will Get Really Shanghai
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And then you'll have to walk home in shame as everyone around is Mongloling at you. - Matty Malaprop

A Marked Improvement, if You Ask Me

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A Marked Improvement, if You Ask Me
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I'd really love it if rottenray could help me paint my House. He clearly has a knack for color coordination. - Matty Malaprop

They Grow Up So Fast These Days...

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They Grow Up So Fast These Days...
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His departure from his family was bound to happen eventually. I mean, his natural home is on the range, after all. - Matty Malaprop

And if You Like Whipping Your Hair, You Were Probably Born to Be Willow

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And if You Like Whipping Your Hair, You Were Probably Born to Be Willow
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If you replace the heads in this post with the effigy of Nigel Thornberry, then I suppose that makes them both Thorn to be Wilde. - Matty Malaprop

A Very Seasonal Pun

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A Very Seasonal Pun
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I'm so jealous of trees. They always seem to foli-age so beautifully! - Matty Malaprop