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I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'm begging you to bake me / I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'll shine up a rolling pin / lay out a fresh-washed pan / I'll wait for you after work if you say that you'll loaf me / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Hoping to god you won't be usin' that stove for fryin' / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

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Are those skin-tight jeans really THAT thin? Color me impressed. And also pregnant. - Matty Malaprop

after,before,double meaning,hairy,Hall of Fame,Harry Potter,homophone,literalism,shaved
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Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop

cellar,double meaning,ebay,feedback,homophone,literalism,seller
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I'm sure he's cellarbrating his latest sale right this instant! - Matty Malaprop

bull,car,convertible,double meaning,homophone,literalism,suffix
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Consequently, the loudness of the annual "Bovine in Fine Rides" festival is rivaled only by the likes of jet engines and screaming children. - Matty Malaprop

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