Still better than a visit from Uncle Creepy, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
Eins, zwei, drei, vier me! - Matty Malaprop
It's these kind of jokes that got the whole lot of "Pearls Before Swine" characters Exiled on Main Street to begin with. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Spencer Jarrett says: "This showed up on the office (Utah Symphony and Opera) bulletin board today and I just had to share!"
They were possibly printed from this very site, though it is quite nice seeing them again! - Matty Malaprop
In truth, they were looking for one more knight to round out their guard, but Sir Plus was disapproved of by their leader, Sir Reptitious. - Matty Malaprop
No no, kiddo. Don't take a bough. You don't deserve applause for that one. - Matty Malaprop
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