They Grow Up So Fast These Days...

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His departure from his family was bound to happen eventually. I mean, his natural home is on the range, after all. - Matty Malaprop

A Marked Improvement, if You Ask Me

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I'd really love it if rottenray could help me paint my House. He clearly has a knack for color coordination. - Matty Malaprop

Service With a Smile

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This Week's Prize Fight: Tyson Ursus Bearhands

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Mike Tyson ain't the only fighter who's liable to bite off your ears... - Matty Malaprop

This is Me Around My Friends

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No, seriously, this comic is my life. And my middle name is STEVEN. GET OUT OF MY HEAD COMIC CREATOR!! - Matty Malaprop

PEARING UP

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Before You Furget the Beauty of the Simple Things

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If you don't take some time every day to simply relax and think, the results your busybody life will have on your mental health could be catastrophic. - Matty Malaprop