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His departure from his family was bound to happen eventually. I mean, his natural home is on the range, after all. - Matty Malaprop
If you replace the heads in this post with the effigy of Nigel Thornberry, then I suppose that makes them both Thorn to be Wilde. - Matty Malaprop
I'm so jealous of trees. They always seem to foli-age so beautifully! - Matty Malaprop
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