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It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop

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Before you go oohing and aahing over how fab this hare's... erm... hair is, I have to be the bearer of bad news and inform you that it's just a wig. I know, I know, such a Cheap Trick. - Matty Malaprop

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No, seriously, it costs the U.S. money to make pennies.

... so that obviously means we all need to go crazy right this instant, right? - Matty Malaprop

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I'm not sure about how all of you feel, but this joke is just gold in my mind. - Matty Malaprop