Harry Potter

Drinking it is a great way to help your body defend against the dark arts! - Matty Malaprop

FUN FACT: This was actually written to be canon in the long-lost eighth Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Ever-Chafing Spandex Super Suit. - Matty Malaprop

Further proof that Sirius was always a member of the M.I.B., if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Honestly, my least favorite part is Snape. I know he means well, but he always comes off as a bit of an ass. Ron's quite a stallion, though, so I guess that makes everything better. - Matty Malaprop

Man, talk about a Weasley joke... - Matty Malaprop