You're a student driver, Harry! - Matty Malaprop

Just don't go around snitching about his love affair with Quidditch and everything should work out just fine. - Matty Malaprop

Man, talk about a Weasley joke... - Matty Malaprop

Sex jokes and Harry Potter do not gel particularly well in my mind... - Matty Malaprop

I'm serious; if you keep making terrible Potterpuns, I'm not going to hesitate in showing you the Dumbledore. - Matty Malaprop

Are you sure your friend is baking a cake? Or are the beaters here because she's whipping up a hearty breakfast featuring a big ol' stack of quaffles? #GROAN - Matty Malaprop

... do you get it? - Matty Malaprop