Are you sure your friend is baking a cake? Or are the beaters here because she's whipping up a hearty breakfast featuring a big ol' stack of quaffles? #GROAN - Matty Malaprop
Harry Potter
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He was a perfectly good barrier between rooms until Snape cast the killing curse on him. - Matty Malaprop
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It tastes stale and the size of each slice is so weasley. - Matty Malaprop
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I hope the Sorting Hat relegates all of the jokesters who did this to the unenviable house of Hufflepuff. - Matty Malaprop
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Further proof that Sirius was always a member of the M.I.B., if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
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inb4 It's never lupus, Bruce Willis is dead, they don't kill the Batman, etc. - Matty Malaprop
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