Are you sure your friend is baking a cake? Or are the beaters here because she's whipping up a hearty breakfast featuring a big ol' stack of quaffles? #GROAN - Matty Malaprop
Are you sure your friend is baking a cake? Or are the beaters here because she's whipping up a hearty breakfast featuring a big ol' stack of quaffles? #GROAN - Matty Malaprop
He was a perfectly good barrier between rooms until Snape cast the killing curse on him. - Matty Malaprop
It tastes stale and the size of each slice is so weasley. - Matty Malaprop
I hope the Sorting Hat relegates all of the jokesters who did this to the unenviable house of Hufflepuff. - Matty Malaprop
Further proof that Sirius was always a member of the M.I.B., if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
inb4 It's never lupus, Bruce Willis is dead, they don't kill the Batman, etc. - Matty Malaprop