You're A Lizard

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SMP CLASSIC: Dumbledoor

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He was a perfectly good barrier between rooms until Snape cast the killing curse on him. - Matty Malaprop

All the Dragon-B*tches Love Him

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Bet You Didn't Realize Superman Was Black!

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FUN FACT: This was actually written to be canon in the long-lost eighth Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Ever-Chafing Spandex Super Suit. - Matty Malaprop

Woah! Chill Out, Harry!

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Sex jokes and Harry Potter do not gel particularly well in my mind... - Matty Malaprop

More or Less Obligatory, I Suppose

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Just don't go around snitching about his love affair with Quidditch and everything should work out just fine. - Matty Malaprop

I've Ron Out of Jokes

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