FUN FACT: This was actually written to be canon in the long-lost eighth Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Ever-Chafing Spandex Super Suit. - Matty Malaprop
Maybe his love of vegetables is a contributing factor to his svelte physique? - Matty Malaprop
Further proof that Sirius was always a member of the M.I.B., if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
inb4 It's never lupus, Bruce Willis is dead, they don't kill the Batman, etc. - Matty Malaprop
All I can recommend is that Matthew take some medicine and go to bed, lest he wants to Diggory his own grave! - Matty Malaprop
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