Death Eaters, IRL

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Woah! Chill Out, Harry!

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Sex jokes and Harry Potter do not gel particularly well in my mind... - Matty Malaprop

Bet You Didn't Realize Superman Was Black!

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FUN FACT: This was actually written to be canon in the long-lost eighth Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Ever-Chafing Spandex Super Suit. - Matty Malaprop

The Horcrux of the Joke

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Did we really overlook the obvious Vole-demort? Punmaker, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop

THE PRINTER WHO LIVED

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Death Eaters WOULD Enjoy Standardized Tests!

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But Your Puns Very Well Might...

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I'm serious; if you keep making terrible Potterpuns, I'm not going to hesitate in showing you the Dumbledore. - Matty Malaprop