Harry Potter

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He was a perfectly good barrier between rooms until Snape cast the killing curse on him. - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe I'm just a freak, but the following is basically the reason I could never get down with the 'Puff in Potter...

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Okay, yeah, it's decided. I'm most definitely a freak.

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Maybe it's just me, but I don't want no part of any kind of candy that finds itself Slytherin down my throat... - Matty Malaprop

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Honestly, my least favorite part is Snape. I know he means well, but he always comes off as a bit of an ass. Ron's quite a stallion, though, so I guess that makes everything better. - Matty Malaprop

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I hope the Sorting Hat relegates all of the jokesters who did this to the unenviable house of Hufflepuff. - Matty Malaprop

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