Woah! Chill Out, Harry!

Favorite
Harry Potter,comeback,innuendo,double entendre,schmexual humor
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Sex jokes and Harry Potter do not gel particularly well in my mind... - Matty Malaprop

Touché, Harry. Touché.

Favorite
argument,friends,Hall of Fame,Harry Potter,how i met your mother,snape,subtlety,touché
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Only tangentially related, I imagine Alan Rickman crying would be one of the saddest things to witness in the entire world.

Real Mature, Guys

Favorite
fart jokes,farts,Harry Potter,Hogwarts,immature,similar sounding,suffix
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I hope the Sorting Hat relegates all of the jokesters who did this to the unenviable house of Hufflepuff. - Matty Malaprop

More or Less Obligatory, I Suppose

Favorite
boyfriend,outfit,attire,Harry Potter,uniform,dress,double meaning,keeper,quidditch
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Just don't go around snitching about his love affair with Quidditch and everything should work out just fine. - Matty Malaprop

Hermajeste Granger

Favorite
Hall of Fame,Harry Potter,hermione granger,keep calm and carry on,marry,meme,rhyming,ron
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Do you think Hermajeste Granger is related to Jermajesty Jackson? Because I have my suspicions... - Matty Malaprop