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I hope the Sorting Hat relegates all of the jokesters who did this to the unenviable house of Hufflepuff. - Matty Malaprop
Just don't go around snitching about his love affair with Quidditch and everything should work out just fine. - Matty Malaprop
Do you think Hermajeste Granger is related to Jermajesty Jackson? Because I have my suspicions... - Matty Malaprop
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