The Seventh Book Really is a Joke

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double meaning,Harry Potter,internet speak,j-k-rowling,jk,just kidding,lingo,literalism,lol,slang
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After all, I was Rowling in my seat in agony after I finished the epilogue... - Matty Malaprop

Seems Pretty Binary to Me

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gryffindor,Harry Potter,homophone,house,indoor,opposites,outdoor,suffix
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Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop

Hermajeste Granger

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Hall of Fame,Harry Potter,hermione granger,keep calm and carry on,marry,meme,rhyming,ron
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Do you think Hermajeste Granger is related to Jermajesty Jackson? Because I have my suspicions... - Matty Malaprop

More or Less Obligatory, I Suppose

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boyfriend,outfit,attire,Harry Potter,uniform,dress,double meaning,keeper,quidditch
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Just don't go around snitching about his love affair with Quidditch and everything should work out just fine. - Matty Malaprop

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