Harry Potter

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Are you sure your friend is baking a cake? Or are the beaters here because she's whipping up a hearty breakfast featuring a big ol' stack of quaffles? #GROAN - Matty Malaprop

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He was a perfectly good barrier between rooms until Snape cast the killing curse on him. - Matty Malaprop

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... do you think he might perchance know a house-elf named Adobe? - Matty Malaprop

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Sex jokes and Harry Potter do not gel particularly well in my mind... - Matty Malaprop