Harry Potter

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I hope the Sorting Hat relegates all of the jokesters who did this to the unenviable house of Hufflepuff. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm serious; if you keep making terrible Potterpuns, I'm not going to hesitate in showing you the Dumbledore. - Matty Malaprop

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Just don't go around snitching about his love affair with Quidditch and everything should work out just fine. - Matty Malaprop

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