Harry Potter

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By Drueskiii
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Screw that one house with the badgers. And that one with the griffins. And especially that one with the snakes. This is clearly the best option. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Maybe I'm just a freak, but the following is basically the reason I could never get down with the 'Puff in Potter...

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Okay, yeah, it's decided. I'm most definitely a freak.

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By Parwaaz
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Only tangentially related, I imagine Alan Rickman crying would be one of the saddest things to witness in the entire world.

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Try as you might, you're gonna be hard-pressed to Severus one of those tentacles from you body once he's latched on. - Matty Malaprop

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He's Soulless AND Weasel-y. I'm not convinced there's any right to be found in him, really. - Matty malaprop

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