Now I Understand Why Snape Always Seemed So Slimy...

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Now I Understand Why Snape Always Seemed So Slimy...
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Try as you might, you're gonna be hard-pressed to Severus one of those tentacles from you body once he's latched on. - Matty Malaprop

He's a Real Mudblood

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He's a Real Mudblood
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... do you think he might perchance know a house-elf named Adobe? - Matty Malaprop