Bet You Didn't Realize Superman Was Black!

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FUN FACT: This was actually written to be canon in the long-lost eighth Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Ever-Chafing Spandex Super Suit. - Matty Malaprop

He's a Real Mudblood

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... do you think he might perchance know a house-elf named Adobe? - Matty Malaprop

Snape-le

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Drinking it is a great way to help your body defend against the dark arts! - Matty Malaprop

After the Termites Got To it, It Doubled As a Deathly Hollow

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Well, his closed-door policy on fairly relevant/important information always did make things difficult for Harry... - Matty Malaprop

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