Harry Potter

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Only tangentially related, I imagine Alan Rickman crying would be one of the saddest things to witness in the entire world.

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Maybe it's just me, but I don't want no part of any kind of candy that finds itself Slytherin down my throat... - Matty Malaprop

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Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop

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