You Couldn't Be More Ron

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Every time Harry naysays, Voldemort Avada Kedavras a kitten. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Dumbledoor

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He was a perfectly good barrier between rooms until Snape cast the killing curse on him. - Matty Malaprop

More or Less Obligatory, I Suppose

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Just don't go around snitching about his love affair with Quidditch and everything should work out just fine. - Matty Malaprop

The Horcrux of the Joke

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Did we really overlook the obvious Vole-demort? Punmaker, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop