Harry Potter

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He was a perfectly good barrier between rooms until Snape cast the killing curse on him. - Matty Malaprop

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Drinking it is a great way to help your body defend against the dark arts! - Matty Malaprop

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Sex jokes and Harry Potter do not gel particularly well in my mind... - Matty Malaprop

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I'm serious; if you keep making terrible Potterpuns, I'm not going to hesitate in showing you the Dumbledore. - Matty Malaprop

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