inb4 It's never lupus, Bruce Willis is dead, they don't kill the Batman, etc. - Matty Malaprop
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Try as you might, you're gonna be hard-pressed to Severus one of those tentacles from you body once he's latched on. - Matty Malaprop
The internet grows and changes and evolves literally every second of every day... and yet somehow Harry Potter always remains king. - Matty Malaprop
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