You Couldn't Be More Ron

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Every time Harry naysays, Voldemort Avada Kedavras a kitten. - Matty Malaprop

Voldemort, the Orphan Maker

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I'm Surprised it Took Hagrid for Him to Figure it Out

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After the Termites Got To it, It Doubled As a Deathly Hollow

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Well, his closed-door policy on fairly relevant/important information always did make things difficult for Harry... - Matty Malaprop

This Car Has a Sweet Spoiler!

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inb4 It's never lupus, Bruce Willis is dead, they don't kill the Batman, etc. - Matty Malaprop

But Do You Have a Flag?

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When in doubt about Eddie Izzard, ALWAYS reference the flag routine. #ThingsMyEditorToldMe #ButSeriouslyIt'sAlwaysFunny - Matty Malaprop

White and Nerdy

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