Harry Potter

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Try as you might, you're gonna be hard-pressed to Severus one of those tentacles from you body once he's latched on. - Matty Malaprop

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inb4 It's never lupus, Bruce Willis is dead, they don't kill the Batman, etc. - Matty Malaprop

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Drinking it is a great way to help your body defend against the dark arts! - Matty Malaprop

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Further proof that Sirius was always a member of the M.I.B., if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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Sex jokes and Harry Potter do not gel particularly well in my mind... - Matty Malaprop

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