Voldemort's come to steal Pooh's honey again!? Oh bother. - Matty Malaprop
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Try as you might, you're gonna be hard-pressed to Severus one of those tentacles from you body once he's latched on. - Matty Malaprop
Drinking it is a great way to help your body defend against the dark arts! - Matty Malaprop
Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop
Screw that one house with the badgers. And that one with the griffins. And especially that one with the snakes. This is clearly the best option. - Matty Malaprop
Well, his closed-door policy on fairly relevant/important information always did make things difficult for Harry... - Matty Malaprop
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