Snape-le

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Drinking it is a great way to help your body defend against the dark arts! - Matty Malaprop

But Your Puns Very Well Might...

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sever,Harry Potter,Awkward,us,homophones,uncomfortable,Severus Snape,Cats
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I'm serious; if you keep making terrible Potterpuns, I'm not going to hesitate in showing you the Dumbledore. - Matty Malaprop

The Seventh Book Really is a Joke

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After all, I was Rowling in my seat in agony after I finished the epilogue... - Matty Malaprop

Now I Understand Why Snape Always Seemed So Slimy...

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Hall of Fame,Harry Potter,juxtaposition,snape,SpongeBob SquarePants,squidward
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Try as you might, you're gonna be hard-pressed to Severus one of those tentacles from you body once he's latched on. - Matty Malaprop

Hermajeste Granger

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Hall of Fame,Harry Potter,hermione granger,keep calm and carry on,marry,meme,rhyming,ron
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Do you think Hermajeste Granger is related to Jermajesty Jackson? Because I have my suspicions... - Matty Malaprop