The Only House I Ever Want to Be Sorted Into

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Hall of Fame,Harry Potter,house,houses,literalism,prefix,similar sounding,sloth,slytherin,snape
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Screw that one house with the badgers. And that one with the griffins. And especially that one with the snakes. This is clearly the best option. - Matty Malaprop

She Ain't As Sweet As She Looks

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bellatrix lestrange,candy,candy bar,Harry Potter,literalism,similar sounding,twix
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Maybe it's just me, but I don't want no part of any kind of candy that finds itself Slytherin down my throat... - Matty Malaprop

Some Horses Never Die...

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characters,cliché,dead horse,Hall of Fame,Harry Potter,names,plz2stop
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The internet grows and changes and evolves literally every second of every day... and yet somehow Harry Potter always remains king. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Dumbledoor

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classic,dumbledore,Harry Potter,literalism,double meaning
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He was a perfectly good barrier between rooms until Snape cast the killing curse on him. - Matty Malaprop

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