Harry Potter

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inb4 It's never lupus, Bruce Willis is dead, they don't kill the Batman, etc. - Matty Malaprop

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Further proof that Sirius was always a member of the M.I.B., if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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Honestly, my least favorite part is Snape. I know he means well, but he always comes off as a bit of an ass. Ron's quite a stallion, though, so I guess that makes everything better. - Matty Malaprop

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I hope the Sorting Hat relegates all of the jokesters who did this to the unenviable house of Hufflepuff. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm serious; if you keep making terrible Potterpuns, I'm not going to hesitate in showing you the Dumbledore. - Matty Malaprop

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