In other news, Kanye West used the ol' Nietzsche defense to dodge a lawsuit recently, so basically my life is complete?
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Orange you glad I don't post too terribly many of these things every week? - Matty Malaprop
Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
Maybe I'm just too cynical to appreciate love, but I've always felt like weddings are simply mulch ado about nothing. - Matty Malaprop
Anyone wanna lend this guy a hand? I'm sure he'll think you're a real Swedeheart for doing it! - Matty Malaprop
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