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One more reason why you should just bow down to our internet-controlling overlords already. - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe I'm just too cynical to appreciate love, but I've always felt like weddings are simply mulch ado about nothing. - Matty Malaprop

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And this, children, is what happens when you open your big mouthpieces. - Matty Malaprop

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And boy oh boy was she purrin' all night long! - Matty Malaprop