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Maybe I'm just too cynical to appreciate love, but I've always felt like weddings are simply mulch ado about nothing. - Matty Malaprop

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By floatingpoint
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This overly long Facebook abomination is your fault, Darth Waiter... - Matty Malaprop

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I'm thinking you find an annoying younger brother and shout "ER! ER! ER!" at him ad nauseam until he starts crying, but I could well be mistaken on this one. - Matty Malaprop

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And boy oh boy was she purrin' all night long! - Matty Malaprop

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By rag218
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I love me a good Hobbit joke as much as the next person, but this conversation filled me with a bit of Mordorous intent. - Matty Malaprop

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