I asked him to STOP, but he refused to even YIELD his kleptomaniacal deeds! - Matty Malaprop

It'll have a secret handshake and everything! ... but I can't demonstrate it for you, because it's illegal in 43 states. - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

Are you China be funny, you two? - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

If a pun falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it, does it still make people groan? - Matty Malaprop

Social Media at its best and worst on Failbook!

For those who thought they knew Krysta, I'm sure this picture of Krysta Light was incredibly shocking. - Matty Malaprop

Social Media at its best and worst on Failbook!

I'm glad I came across this punny conversation. I'd been pining for some good wood jokes for a while now. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Nlinscott13 says: "The article commented on was about a husband who violently attacked his wife with a sandwich."

Sounds like things went a little awrye in that household... - Matty Malaprop