Is it Still 64 Feet Tall and Made of Styrofoam?

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pink floyd,facebook,double meaning,wall
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Oh, the stories my father has told me about that particular Pink Floyd tour... are decidedly not safe for work, probably life, and definitely this site. - Matty Malaprop

Facebook Gold!

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false expectations,gold,literalism,facebook,misleading
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What, you wer expecting some sort of witty conversation? ON FACEBOOK? HOW NAIVE ARE YOU? - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

I Feel So Betrayed!

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I asked him to STOP, but he refused to even YIELD his kleptomaniacal deeds! - Matty Malaprop

Tree's a Crowd

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nature,Forest,trees,variations on a theme,conversation,facebook
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If a pun falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it, does it still make people groan? - Matty Malaprop

Social Media at its best and worst on Failbook!

Oh Lord, Gurrrrrrrl

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For those who thought they knew Krysta, I'm sure this picture of Krysta Light was incredibly shocking. - Matty Malaprop

Social Media at its best and worst on Failbook!

Now She Has Sycamore to Love!

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wooden,variations on a theme,implants,literalism,facebook,homophones,liaison,double meaning
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I'm glad I came across this punny conversation. I'd been pining for some good wood jokes for a while now. - Matty Malaprop