I asked him to STOP, but he refused to even YIELD his kleptomaniacal deeds! - Matty Malaprop
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For those who thought they knew Krysta, I'm sure this picture of Krysta Light was incredibly shocking. - Matty Malaprop
I'm glad I came across this punny conversation. I'd been pining for some good wood jokes for a while now. - Matty Malaprop
That's what happens when you pump too much money into the economy too quickly! - Matty Malaprop
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