That's what happens when you pump too much money into the economy too quickly! - Matty Malaprop
That's what happens when you pump too much money into the economy too quickly! - Matty Malaprop
Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
You post one little innocuous picture, and then BOOM! Here comes the swarm! - Matty Malaprop
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In fact they're a high-end restaurant devoted solely to fancy beef dinners, and the mother in the story is pescetarian. All in all the whole evening ended up being a total cabasstrophe. - Matty Malaprop
In other news, Kanye West used the ol' Nietzsche defense to dodge a lawsuit recently, so basically my life is complete?
Orange you glad I don't post too terribly many of these things every week? - Matty Malaprop
Maybe we should lay off him a bit, guys. No matter how much we pry, he's still telling us (empa)nada. - Matty Malaprop