Maybe you have Lupin?

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All I can recommend is that Matthew take some medicine and go to bed, lest he wants to Diggory his own grave! - Matty Malaprop

Oh Lord, Gurrrrrrrl

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For those who thought they knew Krysta, I'm sure this picture of Krysta Light was incredibly shocking. - Matty Malaprop

Social Media at its best and worst on Failbook!

A Mozartistic Conversation

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Tree's a Crowd

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Her boyfriend's name is Douglas Fir, but what she doesn't know is he's been pollenating with other lady-trees and is now a carrier of Phytophthora root rot. - Matty Malaprop

Musings on Music Theory

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Or musings on music in general... pssk, I don't even know. All I know is I'm a 12-year-old when it comes to giggling at the mention of "G-strings." - Matty Malaprop

More Facebook funniness over here!

Ce Parlez en Francais, S'il Vous Plait!

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Unsurprisingly, the student in question was denied permission to relieve herself. The correct response was "puis-je utiliser les toilettes?" - Matty Malaprop

The Bearded Are Coming!!

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As a bearded person, I resent the notion that facial hair is "disgusting." This poster will be hairing from my lawers soon, rest assured. - Matty Malaprop