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false expectations,gold,literalism,facebook,misleading
By Unknown
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What, you wer expecting some sort of witty conversation? ON FACEBOOK? HOW NAIVE ARE YOU? - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

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By IG Joe
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... and also wouldn't it be "ARRRRange?" Ugh, some punsters' children... - Matty Malaprop

pink floyd,facebook,double meaning,wall
By Unknown
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Oh, the stories my father has told me about that particular Pink Floyd tour... are decidedly not safe for work, probably life, and definitely this site. - Matty Malaprop

facebook,gymnastics,longform,looking,name,nastia liukin,nasty,olympics,rimshot,similar sounding,surname
By Unknown
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Strangely, Liukin bears a strong resemblance to Nastasya Filipovna from Dostoevsky's The Idiot. This fact made this particular incident a field day for Russian reporters, who humiliated Liukin with such gruesome newspaper headlines as: "Idiot Nastia Lookin' Filipovna flippin' ova on uneven bars." - Matty Malaprop

wooden,variations on a theme,implants,literalism,facebook,homophones,liaison,double meaning
By Arianne ( Via: ATWTKTD)
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I'm glad I came across this punny conversation. I'd been pining for some good wood jokes for a while now. - Matty Malaprop

conversation,facebook,potato,potatoes,variations on a theme
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I was with you all until the Doritos joke... I mean, really, is there any potato-matter in a bag of Doritos at all? I'm skeptical. - Matty Malaprop

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