If You Own Titanic.com, You'd Best Watch Out!

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If You Own Titanic.com, You'd Best Watch Out!
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You should be pretty safe if your only domain is Lusitania.net, though. - Matty Malaprop

TWIST ENDING: They Don't Even Serve Seafood!

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TWIST ENDING: They Don't Even Serve Seafood!
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In fact they're a high-end restaurant devoted solely to fancy beef dinners, and the mother in the story is pescetarian. All in all the whole evening ended up being a total cabasstrophe. - Matty Malaprop

Everything is Sexy

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Everything is Sexy
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"Nice ass," I hooted, as I admired the newborn donkey in my uncle's barn. - Matty Malaprop

Wait, How Did We Get Talking About Colors?

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Wait, How Did We Get Talking About Colors?
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... and also wouldn't it be "ARRRRange?" Ugh, some punsters' children... - Matty Malaprop

(White) House Music

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(White) House Music
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And let's not forget the classics like Teddy Roosevelt Nugent, Bill Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars and Daft Polk. - Matty Malaprop

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Way to School Your Friends, Green

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Way to School Your Friends, Green
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Sharking people out of the pun game... Green's a man (woman?) after my own heart! - Matty Malaprop