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Unsurprisingly, the student in question was denied permission to relieve herself. The correct response was "puis-je utiliser les toilettes?" - Matty Malaprop

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"Nice ass," I hooted, as I admired the newborn donkey in my uncle's barn. - Matty Malaprop

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For those who thought they knew Krysta, I'm sure this picture of Krysta Light was incredibly shocking. - Matty Malaprop

Social Media at its best and worst on Failbook!

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I asked him to STOP, but he refused to even YIELD his kleptomaniacal deeds! - Matty Malaprop

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And this, children, is what happens when you open your big mouthpieces. - Matty Malaprop

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Unrelated to this joke: Why don't more people use the phrase "I reckon" nowadays? It's just so fun to say! - Matty Malaprop

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