You should be pretty safe if your only domain is Lusitania.net, though. - Matty Malaprop
In fact they're a high-end restaurant devoted solely to fancy beef dinners, and the mother in the story is pescetarian. All in all the whole evening ended up being a total cabasstrophe. - Matty Malaprop
"Nice ass," I hooted, as I admired the newborn donkey in my uncle's barn. - Matty Malaprop
... and also wouldn't it be "ARRRRange?" Ugh, some punsters' children... - Matty Malaprop
And let's not forget the classics like Teddy Roosevelt Nugent, Bill Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars and Daft Polk. - Matty Malaprop
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Sharking people out of the pun game... Green's a man (woman?) after my own heart! - Matty Malaprop
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