I Feel So Betrayed!

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I Feel So Betrayed!
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I asked him to STOP, but he refused to even YIELD his kleptomaniacal deeds! - Matty Malaprop

Seems Like They're Really Getting to the Crust of the Matter

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Seems Like They're Really Getting to the Crust of the Matter
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After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop