TWIST ENDING: They Don't Even Serve Seafood!

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In fact they're a high-end restaurant devoted solely to fancy beef dinners, and the mother in the story is pescetarian. All in all the whole evening ended up being a total cabasstrophe. - Matty Malaprop

This Post Brought to You by Saint Anger

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Dos equis. Dos guitars. Potato tomato. - Matty Malaprop

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Tree's a Crowd

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If a pun falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it, does it still make people groan? - Matty Malaprop

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Happy Belated Pot Day!

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What, you were expecting more weed/Hitler jokes? - Matty Malaprop

Is it Still 64 Feet Tall and Made of Styrofoam?

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Oh, the stories my father has told me about that particular Pink Floyd tour... are decidedly not safe for work, probably life, and definitely this site. - Matty Malaprop

A Mozartistic Conversation

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Just Wade and Sea

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