Does That Mean I'm Allowed to Cut You Down?

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Maybe I'm just too cynical to appreciate love, but I've always felt like weddings are simply mulch ado about nothing. - Matty Malaprop

Oh Lord, Gurrrrrrrl

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For those who thought they knew Krysta, I'm sure this picture of Krysta Light was incredibly shocking. - Matty Malaprop

Social Media at its best and worst on Failbook!

This is the Kind of IT Issue You Deal With Every Day in Europe

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Anyone wanna lend this guy a hand? I'm sure he'll think you're a real Swedeheart for doing it! - Matty Malaprop

Maybe He Should Have Just Kept Silent

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And this, children, is what happens when you open your big mouthpieces. - Matty Malaprop