He's Going to Feel Like a Foul Ball in the Morning, I Reckon

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He's Going to Feel Like a Foul Ball in the Morning, I Reckon
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Unrelated to this joke: Why don't more people use the phrase "I reckon" nowadays? It's just so fun to say! - Matty Malaprop

I Always Take These Kind of Jokes for Pomegranate

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I Always Take These Kind of Jokes for Pomegranate
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Orange you glad I don't post too terribly many of these things every week? - Matty Malaprop

It's Kanye or the Highway

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It's Kanye or the Highway
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In other news, Kanye West used the ol' Nietzsche defense to dodge a lawsuit recently, so basically my life is complete?

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Maybe you have Lupin?

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Maybe you have Lupin?
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All I can recommend is that Matthew take some medicine and go to bed, lest he wants to Diggory his own grave! - Matty Malaprop

Tree's a Crowd

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Tree's a Crowd
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If a pun falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it, does it still make people groan? - Matty Malaprop

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