The Hobbit: Some Unexpected Puns

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The Hobbit: Some Unexpected Puns
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I love me a good Hobbit joke as much as the next person, but this conversation filled me with a bit of Mordorous intent. - Matty Malaprop

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Ce Parlez en Francais, S'il Vous Plait!

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Ce Parlez en Francais, S'il Vous Plait!
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Unsurprisingly, the student in question was denied permission to relieve herself. The correct response was "puis-je utiliser les toilettes?" - Matty Malaprop

TWIST ENDING: They Don't Even Serve Seafood!

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TWIST ENDING: They Don't Even Serve Seafood!
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In fact they're a high-end restaurant devoted solely to fancy beef dinners, and the mother in the story is pescetarian. All in all the whole evening ended up being a total cabasstrophe. - Matty Malaprop