Is it Still 64 Feet Tall and Made of Styrofoam?

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Is it Still 64 Feet Tall and Made of Styrofoam?
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Oh, the stories my father has told me about that particular Pink Floyd tour... are decidedly not safe for work, probably life, and definitely this site. - Matty Malaprop

The Body, The Blood, The Bread Machine

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The Body, The Blood, The Bread Machine
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Sure, these are pretty clever, but they'll do you a fat latke of good when a bread-enthusiast turned door-to-door missionary comes knockin'. - Matty Malaprop

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It's Kanye or the Highway

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It's Kanye or the Highway
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In other news, Kanye West used the ol' Nietzsche defense to dodge a lawsuit recently, so basically my life is complete?

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(White) House Music

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(White) House Music
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And let's not forget the classics like Teddy Roosevelt Nugent, Bill Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars and Daft Polk. - Matty Malaprop

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It's That Easy? Really?

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It's That Easy? Really?
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Facebook: Fighting off summer heat waves since Feb. 2004. - Matty Malaprop