Because Bing is neither useful nor punifiable. - Matty Malaprop
Source: Brainless Tales
As a bearded person, I resent the notion that facial hair is "disgusting." This poster will be hairing from my lawers soon, rest assured. - Matty Malaprop
Shoe pun. Its shoooe heelarious!
You should be pretty safe if your only domain is Lusitania.net, though. - Matty Malaprop
Maybe I'm just too cynical to appreciate love, but I've always felt like weddings are simply mulch ado about nothing. - Matty Malaprop
I'll admit, I laughed just a wee bit at this joke. Though I admit it's a bit of a low blow. - Matty Malaprop
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