Oh, the stories my father has told me about that particular Pink Floyd tour... are decidedly not safe for work, probably life, and definitely this site. - Matty Malaprop
Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
It'll have a secret handshake and everything! ... but I can't demonstrate it for you, because it's illegal in 43 states. - Matty Malaprop
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Sure, these are pretty clever, but they'll do you a fat latke of good when a bread-enthusiast turned door-to-door missionary comes knockin'. - Matty Malaprop
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