Is it Still 64 Feet Tall and Made of Styrofoam?

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Is it Still 64 Feet Tall and Made of Styrofoam?
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Oh, the stories my father has told me about that particular Pink Floyd tour... are decidedly not safe for work, probably life, and definitely this site. - Matty Malaprop

The Amount of Likes on This Post Just Keeps Going Up

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The Amount of Likes on This Post Just Keeps Going Up
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Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

That Group Sounds Like a National Treasure to Me

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That Group Sounds Like a National Treasure to Me
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It'll have a secret handshake and everything! ... but I can't demonstrate it for you, because it's illegal in 43 states. - Matty Malaprop

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It's Kanye or the Highway

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It's Kanye or the Highway
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In other news, Kanye West used the ol' Nietzsche defense to dodge a lawsuit recently, so basically my life is complete?

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The Body, The Blood, The Bread Machine

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The Body, The Blood, The Bread Machine
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Sure, these are pretty clever, but they'll do you a fat latke of good when a bread-enthusiast turned door-to-door missionary comes knockin'. - Matty Malaprop

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