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What, you were expecting more weed/Hitler jokes? - Matty Malaprop

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I love me a good Hobbit joke as much as the next person, but this conversation filled me with a bit of Mordorous intent. - Matty Malaprop

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Her boyfriend's name is Douglas Fir, but what she doesn't know is he's been pollenating with other lady-trees and is now a carrier of Phytophthora root rot. - Matty Malaprop

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In fact they're a high-end restaurant devoted solely to fancy beef dinners, and the mother in the story is pescetarian. All in all the whole evening ended up being a total cabasstrophe. - Matty Malaprop