Maybe You Can Coax Him Out of Hiding With Some B•tches Brew?

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Maybe You Can Coax Him Out of Hiding With Some B•tches Brew?
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If he seems mopey when you find him, don't worry too much about it. He's always been Kind of Blue. - Matty Malaprop

Well, Yes, Actually...

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Well, Yes, Actually...
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I'd speak up, but I'm really just tired of this constant catty thong and dance of yours. - Matty Malaprop

I'm More Partial to Mimicking Magpies

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I'm More Partial to Mimicking Magpies
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... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop

PUNX.

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PUNX.
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It's a cat riding a skateboard made of pizza with a pretty cliché pun underneath the image. What more could anyone possibly want from the internet?

Meohmygod...

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Meohmygod...
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OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IT'S JUST A TABBY GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER. - Matty Malaprop

He's a Purrfect Impusstor

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He's a Purrfect Impusstor
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I don't think anyone can argue that this fine feline has a real knack fur espionage. - Matty Malaprop