Cataclysm

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Punmaster Ginctm says: "'Upon the climax of the dark solstice, the cats will nom your face.' - Jacob 34:22"

The Bible, like all things, is immensely improved with the addition of KITTEHS. - Matty Malaprop

The Now-Retired Ruler of Mewba

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PROTIP: Attempting to smuggle Cuban Nip into the United States is the antithesis of a good idea. - Matty Malaprop

More political hilarity over here!

I'm More Partial to Mimicking Magpies

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... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop

I've Always Preferred Tonka in the Tunic...

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... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop