This just reinforces the fact that he gets all the pussy(cat) in the world. - Matty Malaprop

It's a cat riding a skateboard made of pizza with a pretty cliché pun underneath the image. What more could anyone possibly want from the internet?

We'll know more once we get the forensic evidence back from the Lab. - Matty Malaprop

His cold misanthropy is just a property of his brain chemistry, I suppose. - Matty Malaprop

I bet you can't even imagine the kind of names he got called in high school. But fortunately he was always the kind of kitty to just take everything in stride. - Matty Malaprop

You really ought to put him on a stricter diet. You wouldn't want him developing heart pulpitations, after all!