If he seems mopey when you find him, don't worry too much about it. He's always been Kind of Blue. - Matty Malaprop
I'd speak up, but I'm really just tired of this constant catty thong and dance of yours. - Matty Malaprop
... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop
It's a cat riding a skateboard made of pizza with a pretty cliché pun underneath the image. What more could anyone possibly want from the internet?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IT'S JUST A TABBY GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER. - Matty Malaprop
I don't think anyone can argue that this fine feline has a real knack fur espionage. - Matty Malaprop
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