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burrito,cat,purrito,similar sounding,wrapped up
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Just make sure to take some Tums beforehand, because those whiskers are tantamount to nuclear fallout for your guts. - Matty Malaprop

cat,colin,colin farrel,double meaning,feral,homophone,literalism,surname
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This just reinforces the fact that he gets all the pussy(cat) in the world. - Matty Malaprop

browser,cat,Command,computer,copy,copycat,copying,double meaning,internet,literalism,option,right click
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... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop

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