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At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop

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You really ought to put him on a stricter diet. You wouldn't want him developing heart pulpitations, after all!

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Well, I suppose their primary product line is intended for a certain kind of feline... - Matty Malaprop

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... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop

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He can walk the meerwalk, but I'm terribly skeptical as to whether or not this kitty can talk the meertalk. - Matty Malaprop

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