Not So Secret Anymore

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Well, I suppose their primary product line is intended for a certain kind of feline... - Matty Malaprop

Colin Feral

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This just reinforces the fact that he gets all the pussy(cat) in the world. - Matty Malaprop

I Mean, But Isn't It?

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Maybe you should paws and reflect on your sense of humor, kitteh! - Matty Malaprop

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?

I'm More Partial to Mimicking Magpies

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... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop