Two of the Animal Kingdom's Finest Actors

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Two of the Animal Kingdom's Finest Actors
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You might recognize these two from their incredible work in such fantastic films as "The Good, the Bad and the Neutered" and "Purr Fiction." Truly they're artists of the highest pedigree. - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe You Can Coax Him Out of Hiding With Some B•tches Brew?

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Maybe You Can Coax Him Out of Hiding With Some B•tches Brew?
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If he seems mopey when you find him, don't worry too much about it. He's always been Kind of Blue. - Matty Malaprop

Pleated Jeans Punimals

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Pleated Jeans Punimals
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Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop

A Tail of Two Kittehs

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A Tail of Two Kittehs
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It was the meowst of times, it was the purrst of times, it was the age of whiskers, it was the age of felineness, it was the epoch of lazy, it was the epic of tomfoolery, it was the season of white, it was the season of dark fur, it was the spring of catnip, it was the winter of hairballs, we had all the noms before us, we had no noms before us, we were all going direct to ceiling, we were all going the other way -- in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received... by mewing incessantly in the superlative degree of howling dog comparison only. - Matty Malaprop